Bitch I’m Madonna

Honestly...only under a few conditions: It's not a PURE greatest hits tour. There are a lot of hits that she never performed or has forgotten about. It's time to shed some light on those. It follows a storyline and isn't just a loose bunch of random songs thrown together. I'm here for medleys if that means making room for more than just 22 songs. The songs will have to be rearranged. Kevin Antunes has been serving really whack album version remakes for the last two tours. Let Diplo, Mike Dean or Stuart Price handle the tour arrangements.

That's Future. The chord progression is the same.

She has already done Like a Virgin on the last two tours. I think this tour won't have many ACTUAL hits looking at her song choices so far. Besides, the setlist already has 24 songs. There isn't much room for more as she's not the type to do many medleys on tour. There are rumors that she will go on a greatest hits tour after this one, so it's quite likely she'll do some unexpected song choices for this tour and save the hits for the tour after that.

Songs hinted so far: Like a Prayer (Batuka Prayer?) (from rehearsals and performances during the era & lyric book) Vogue (from rehearsals and performances during the era) Justify My Love (caption during workshop) Rescue Me (from rehersals and captions) Human Nature (from rehearsals and workshop) Forbidden Love '94 (caption from rehearsals) Frozen (from workshop) American Life (from rehearsals and performances during the era) X-Static Process (caption during rehearsals) Easy Ride (from rehearsals & lyric book) Candy Shop (audio in the background of instagram post) Medellín (from rehearsals) Dark Ballet (lyric book & rehearsals) God Control (from rehearsals and pride performance) Future (from rehearsals) Batuka (from rehearsals & lyric book) Killers Who Are Partying (from rehearsals & lyric book) Crave (from rehearsals) Crazy (from rehersals & lyric book) Come Alive (instrument used in song was hinted in instagram post) Extreme Occident (lyric book and rehearsals) I Don't Search I Find (lyric book and rehearsals) I Rise (rehearsal and pride performance) Faz Gostoso (rehearsed for Pride apparently, hinted in several instagram posts) Sodade (lyric book) Green songs are basically confirmed. The others are weak speculations.

It's literally the worst

Flopping.

Does she not remember any of the other songs from Bedtime Stories? Human Nature was by far the least successful one and the last times she performed it were downright embarrassing. This song doesn't deserve a fourth tour performance if Secret, Take a Bow, Bedtime Story, You'll See or any of the other 90s singles can barely get one tour appearance.

Honey, as sad as it is but her chances of even charting on the Bubbling Under Charts are very very low. The song is already out of the US iTunes Top 100 and it's not doing well in the US on any platform. It's not going to happen, and I know you'll hate me for saying it, but especially not with this song.

I don't think there will be any official remixes. Remix EPs aren't being commissioned anymore. Most artists just release the song and that's it.

Devil Pray Holy Water Living for Love Best Night S.E.X. Iconic Ghosttown Hold Tight HeartBreakCity Wash All Over Me Body Shop Borrowed Time Rebel Heart Bitch I'm Madonna Graffiti Heart Inside Out Veni Vidi Vici Addicted Unapologetic Bitch Illuminati Messiah Joan of Arc Beautiful Scars Auto-Tune Baby

No fake fan would have an "audio contributer badge" or have the amount of upvotes I got. I've been a fan of this woman ever since I was a child. I've been listening to her music non-stop since then. I know what she's capable of and to me this song is probably her least authentic move in a very long time.

Holiday: You Can Dance Single Edit - It was done by Jellybean, the original producer of the song himself and it's by far the best edit of the song that doesn't sound too different from the original. It's along the lines of the original 7" Edit but it sounds less choppy. The TIC version is also really good, if not better but it's very different from the original imo. Lucky Star: Q-Sound Mix / TIC Version - This edit is the only one that properly manages to edit the song without any choppy transitions. The original edit has a very bad edit point at 2:00 for example where it goes from the "Cause I know you're gonna make everything alright" to "You may be my lucky star...". This has been fixed in the Q-Sound Mix Borderline: I went with the original 7" Edit but the Radio Version (from She's Breathless) is also quite good. The former one is the version used in the music video.

I can't see how any one would think this is anything less than absolute fucking garbage. All of you were complaining about juvenile songs with trashy lyrics like B-Day Song or the alleged heavy auto-tune on RH songs. This song combines but of these major points of critique and suddenly all of you force yourselves to like this song because you waited 4 long years for it? Embarrassing, sorry.

My problem is not that it's a collab. The song is just absolutely terrible. She's better off having people help her write beautiful melodies and lyrics. This song is just...TRAGIC.

I really hope this flops hardcore so she won't ever even attempt to do a song in the vein of this again.

Holiday wasn't the song that got her the record deal, though.

Stop hating on Holy Water. That song is iconic. I will not take any slander for this gem. That and S.E.X. are some of the most well-produced tracks on the album. There isn't anything like that in her discography.

I'm SHOCKED at how accurate the outcome is! 1 Nothing Really Matters 1 Oh Father 3 Drowned World / Substitute For Love 4 Like A Prayer 5 Till Death Do Us Part 6 Intervention 7 Vogue 8 Open Your Heart 8 Over And Over 10 Isaac 10 I Want You 12 Die Another Day 13 Has To Be 14 Forbidden Love 14 Frozen 16 Sorry 16 Spanish Eyes 18 Swim 19 Burning Up 20 Hollywood 21 La Isla Bonita 22 Sanctuary 22 Secret Garden 24 Skin 24 Sky Fits Heaven 26 Take A Bow 26 The Power Of Good-Bye 28 Devil Pray 28 Devil Wouldn't Recognize You 30 Bad Girl 31 Everybody 32 I'll Remember 32 I'm Addicted 34 Secret 35 Mer Girl 36 She's Not Me 37 Live To Tell 37 Living For Love 37 Love Don't Live Here Anymore 40 Paradise (Not For Me) 40 Physical Attraction 42 Love Profusion 43 S.E.X. 44 Bedtime Story 44 Best Friend 44 Best Night 47 Holy Water 47 Human Nature 49 Impressive Instant 50 American Life 50 Angel 52 Don't Tell Me 53 Beat Goes On 53 Beautiful Killer 55 Like It Or Not 56 Heartbeat 57 I'm So Stupid 57 Iconic 59 Gang Bang 59 Get Together 61 Fever 62 Amazing 63 To Have And Not To Hold 64 Easy Ride 65 Nobody Knows Me 66 Papa Don't Preach 67 True Blue 68 Falling Free 69 Jump 70 Music 71 Rain 72 Wash All Over Me 72 What It feels Like For A Girl 74 I Love New York 75 Words 75 You'll See 77 4 Minutes 78 Hung Up 78 I'd Rather Be Your Lover 80 White Heat 81 Push 82 Dress You Up 83 I Deserve It 84 Ghosttown 85 Ring My Bell 86 Express Yourself 87 HeartBreakCity 88 Inside Out 89 Shanti / Ashtangi 90 Material Girl 91 Girl Gone Wild 92 Hold Tight 93 Lucky Star 94 Mother And Father 95 Ray Of Light 96 Miles Away 97 Nothing Fails 98 Let It Will Be 99 Keep It Together 100 Rebel Heart 101 Masterpiece 102 How High 103 Future Lovers 104 Gone 105 Thief Of Hearts 106 Nobody's Perfect 107 Where's The Party 108 Love Spent 109 Like A Virgin 110 Veni Vedi Vici 111 Love Tried To Welcome Me 112 Bitch I'm Madonna 112 Body Shop 114 Think Of Me 115 Unapologetic Bitch 116 Dear Jessie 117 Deeper And Deeper 118 Back In Business 119 He's A Man 120 Borrowed Time 121 Candy Perfume Girl 122 Love Song 123 Holiday 124 Give It 2 Me 125 Erotica 126 Hanky Panky 127 Cherish 128 Candy Shop 129 Crimes Of Passion 130 Fighting Spirit 131 Cyberraga 132 Borderline 133 Bye Bye Baby 134 Dance 2night 135 Little Star 136 Messiah 137 Spanish Lesson 138 Runaway Lover 139 X-Static Process 140 Where Life Begins 141 Why's It So Hard 142 Waiting 143 Some Girls 144 Survival 145 This Used To Be My Playground 146 Something To Remember 147 Stay 148 Voices 149 I Fucked Up 150 Joan Of Arc 151 Illuminati 152 I'm A Sinner 153 Incredible 154 I Know It 155 In This Life 156 Inside Of Me 157 Turn Up The Radio 158 Pretender 159 More 160 Promise To Try 161 One More Chance 162 Shoo-Bee-Doo 163 Sooner Or Later 164 Love Makes The World Go Round 165 Now I'm Following You (Part I) 166 Now I'm Following You (Part II) 167 Laugh To Keep From Crying 168 Jimmy Jimmy 169 I Don't Give A 170 Give Me All Your Luvin' 171 I'm Going Bananas 172 What Can You Lose 173 Autotune Baby 174 Beautiful Scars 175 Act Of Contrition 176 B-Day Song 177 Don't You Know? 178 Don't Stop 179 Cry Baby 180 Did You Do It? 181 Superstar

More or less realistic choices: Everybody Physical Attraction Gambler / Over and Over Crazy for You Live to Tell Oh Father Rain Take a Bow / You'll See Nothing Really Matters The Power of Good-Bye Beautiful Stranger Don't Tell Me What It Feels Like for a Girl American Life / Hollywood / Love Profusion Sorry

DWT Drowned World / Substitute for Love Impressive Instant Beautiful Stranger Ray of Light Frozen Mer Girl / Sky Fits Heaven Don't Tell Me Human Nature Secret Lo Que Siente La Mujer La Isla Bonita Holiday Music MDNA Girl Gone Wild Gang Bang Papa Don't Preach / Hung Up Express Yourself / Born This way Give Me All Your Luvin' Open Your Heart Masterpiece Justify My Love - Interlude Vogue Candy Shop / Erotica Like a Virgin / Love Spent I'm Addicted Like a Prayer Celebration / Give It 2 Me ...I can't cut the Justify My Love Interlude...it was too good! RHT

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