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On ‎3‎/‎19‎/‎2019 at 9:06 AM, 12inch said:

Ray of Light

Love Makes the World Go Round

To Have and Not to Hold

You’ll See

Nothing Really Matters

I’d Rather Be Your Lover

Sorry

Sky Fits Heaven

Now I’m Following You Part 1

Revolver

I Want You 

Issac

Runaway Lover

She’s Not Me

Some Girls

 

 

omg who hates ray of light & nothing really matters there 2 of my favourites 

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4 hours ago, louis.exe said:

omg who hates ray of light & nothing really matters there 2 of my favourites 

Especially when you consider her entire catalogue.  To be fair, there aren't that many bad songs considering how many she's recorded, but to have those 2 songs among the worst 15?  Crazy talk!  I know musical taste is subjective and all, but that means that 12inch likes Celebration, Hey You, and Turn Up The Radio more than the songs on his list. (Just teasing you 12inch, everyone has their own favorites ?)

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Bitch I'm Madonna: there's no excuse for this.

Birthday Song

S.E.X

Autotune Baby

Best Night

Holy Water

Hey You

Candy Shop: “my sugar is raw!” Gross

Gimme All Your Luvin'

Incredible

I'm So Stupid: Horrible Lyrics

Nobody's Perfect: See above

Me Against the Music

American Life (album version) "I went into a bar, looking for sympathy, a little company." Girl, no you didn't.

Hollywood: "Trip the station" isn't an actual expression in English. 

 

Runners up:

Human Nature: Whiny garbage.

Take a Day: Unreleased, but likely the worst thing she's ever recorded.

Champagne Rose: Would rank higher but not really a Madonna song.

Bodyshop and Superstar are also awful, but they don't totally offend me.

Secret Garden: My heretical choice because I know it's a fan favorite. It's a boring dirge.

Mother and Father: Heretical choice #2. Her voice is terrible here. The "oooooh mudda...ohhh fadda" bit is nails on chalkboard. 

 

 

Edited by R.E.S.C.U.E_ME (see edit history)
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Love Makes The World Go Round

Santa Baby

Cry Baby

Now I'm Following You

Did You Do It?

I'm So Stupid

Hey You

Incredible

Spanish Lesson

Turn Up The Radio

B-Day Song

I Fucked Up

Illuminati

Autotune Baby

Champagne Rosé

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I'm on the fence about "In This Life". I reckon it's very important in the context of the conceptual album but gosh, it is boring.

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On 3/20/2019 at 9:59 PM, R.E.S.C.U.E_ME said:

Take a Day: Unreleased, but likely the worst thing she's ever recorded.

So happy and cute. Another song on which she experimented different vocals, a funny tone. But it's a demo, I acknowledge the writing is simple.

The worst things she ever recorded are the Otto Von Wernherr sessions anyway, can't unhear how awful they are.

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This is fun!

I'm gonna leave out songs from Rebel Heart and MDNA because if I included them they would take up my whole list plus more. I really don't like 95 percent of those albums (Sorry). I'm also gonna leave out B-sides/demos unreleased songs, featured and songs on her album like "Did You Do It" because she really isn't on that song all that much so it would not be fair to include that. I'm going to concentrate song's that were released on her albums. Here it is... in no particular order.

1 - Issac

2 - Spanish Lesson

3 - Miles Away

4 - Devil wouldn't recognize 

5 - Jimmy Jimmy

6 - Love makes the world go round

7 - I'm going bananas

8 - Little Star

9 - Mer Girl

10 - I deserve it

11 - Nobody's Perfect

12 - Paradise

13 - Love Profusion

14 - X-Static Process

15 - Intervention

 

Dishonorable Mention...

One More Chance

 

 

 

 

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i can't say they're her worst. i just skip them while listening. in no particular order 

1 Love Song

2 I Know It

3 Turn Up the Radio

4 Superstar

5 Autotune Baby

6 SEX 

7 I'm a Sinner

8 Pray for Spanish Eyes

9 Body Shop

10 Best Night

11 You'll See

12 Future Lovers

13 Nobody Knows Me (live version is MUCH MUCH better)

14 Justify My Love

15 Did you do it

and i never fully listened to I'm Breathless

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Graffiti Heart
Girl Gone Wild
Hey You
I'm Addicted
B-Day Song
Superstar
Auto-Tune Baby
Some Girls
Turn Up The Radio
I Fucked Up
I Don't Give A
Give Me All Your Luvin'
Gang Bang
Bitch I'm Madonna
SEX

Yes, I do strongly dislike MDNA! There's quite a few of other stinkers on Madonna's more recent albums, but I do not necessarily hate all of them...

 

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Of course the Otto von Wernherr songs but I'll not count those ones....

in no particular order, but here in chronological order

1-2. Cry Baby / I'm Going Bananas - funny but still...

3. I Can't Forget (STR demo outtake) - probably one of her most boring tracks ever recorded

4. Arioso (Music outtake) - thank God it didn't make the final cut

5. Hey You - Pharrell were you awake when you made this?

6. Spanish Lessonseriously ...?

7. Revolver - should have been shelved and 'It's So Cool' or 'Broken' should have been included on 'Celebration'

8. Give Me All Your Luvin'not bad but should've been an album or bonus track, def not single material

9-10. Superstar / Bday SongI honestly have no words for how these tracks ended up on a Madonna album...really bad !

11. I Fucked Upnot bad but not good either

12. Bitch I'm Madonnanever been a fan

13. Unapologetic Bitch or S.E.X.- unnecessary additions to an otherwise good album

14. Score (RH outtake) - 'Give Me All Your Luvin'' wannabe and that's not a good thing

15. Champagne Rosé - let's forget this happened

 

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ok....

 

1 "Bitch I'm Madonna" (her worst by far)

2 "Champagne Rosé" ( is that even a song??)

3 "Birthday song" ( lalalala fuck)

4 "Did you do it" (useless rap over the "Waiting " song)

5 "cyber-raga" (Shanti part 2, but headache version)

6 "Push" (repeat repeat repeat=headache)

7 "Icredible" (uuu...uuuu... longer than longer)

8 "Score" (that Pussycat dolls style demo, eww)

9 "Superstar" (weak as fuck)

10 "Autotune baby" (please kill the baby!)

11 "Best friend" (annoying as fuck)

12 "Bodyshop" (boring)

13 "I'm so stupid" (stupid!)

14 "4 minutes" and "Me against the music" (it's Madonna in a Justin and Britney songs...)

15 all that Otto "songs" for obvious reasons, and all the rap shit she likes to include to make her albums ...worse

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The negativity here :salty: a lot of these songs you guys hate I think are fun. But the ones I like the least/hate:

  1. Cry Baby (absolutely despise, it's not on any of my spotify playlists)
  2. Don't Stop (always skip, but I don't really hate)
  3. Can't Stop (never really listened to this one in-depth but I've never been into it)
  4. Now I'm Following You pt. 2 (I don't know why but I really dislike part 2)
  5. Jimmy Jimmy (Spotlight would've been a better choice)
  6. I Love New York (very very meh, especially compared to anything else in Confessions)
  7. Jump (I feel bad but this is a skip for me)
  8. Lament (in its original version, I like the live version)
  9. Superstar (same song as Oh La La by Britney Spears, don't know if one copied the other or they both had the same awful idea)
  10. I Fucked Up (I can get into it sometimes, but it's very meh)
  11. HeartBreakCity (too gloomy and not Bedtime Stories-y enough)
  12. One More Chance (what are these lyrics lol)
  13. I Want You (very very meh)
  14. Over and Over (at this point this is a stretch cus I don't hate it, but I usually skip this one)
  15. Where's The Party (same as Over and Over)
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Officially released songs only:
1. B-Day Song
2. Superstar
3. Graffiti Heart
4. Super Pop
5. Hey You
6. It’s So Cool
7. I Don’t Give A
8. Best Friend
9. Illuminati
10. Can’t Stop
11. Borrowed Time
12. Hold Tight
13. Ain’t No Big Deal
14. Goodbye to Innocence
15. Freedom

Plus her worst singles: Revolver, Turn Up the Radio, Gambler, American Life, Everybody, Give Me All Your Luvin’

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