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On 10/24/2016 at 10:02 PM, Headless.Headphones said:

I usually say and still do that I hate Bedtime Stories because half of it so dull. I went to make worst songs list - Take a Bow was the only one i could honestly write down, it's such dreck.  :laughing:

I really have to agree.  It's boring and generic.  All the brilliant singles that she's had, and THIS is the longest running #1?  Great video, though.

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On 5/10/2017 at 8:57 AM, Pretender1978 said:

Don't stop anybody? I mean "sing ladedadee" c'mon

keep moving keep grooving

worst lyric ever. That one line kills the song for me. She could have sang "come join the party" and it would have fitted just fine, but sing ladedadee is just senseless. So....

"I'd rather be your lover " *skip*

"Don't Stop" *skip*,

oh hello "Inside Of Me" ! I hear ya ;)

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worst lyric ever. That one line kills the song for me. She could have sang "come join the party" and it would have fitted just fine, but sing ladedadee is just senseless. So....
"I'd rather be your lover " *skip*
"Don't Stop" *skip*,
oh hello "Inside Of Me" ! I hear ya ;)


I don’t think either of them are among her worst songs ever but yeah, both are far worse than the rest of the album which is otherwise immaculate.
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Angel (Oooo I don't like you)

Spotlight (not interesting, never felt this one)

Survival (I don't like the melody and the arrangements)

Your Honesty (same)

Time Stood Still (I find it empty, especially the chorus, maybe I will give this one another try, it's been so long)

CYBER-RAGA (maybe I should also give it an other try)

Holy Water (sorry not sorry)

Champagne Rosé (same... WTF)

God Control (so sorry I'm not into it yet... )

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* Jimmy Jimmy <--too cheesy

* I'm Going Bananas <--comedy

*Cry Baby <--silly 

*I'm So Stupid <-- long autotune vocal

*Push <--filler song

*Spanish Lesson <--too many spanish word errors!

* I Fucked Up <-- (yep, she fucked it up with that title lol)

*Auto-Tune Baby <-- This one's hilarious!  

*Batuka <--messy

*Soltera <-- Loud overly-pitched vocals!

* No FUNANA <-- Too much autotune distortion!

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* Jimmy Jimmy <--too cheesy

* I'm Going Bananas <--comedy

*Cry Baby <--silly 

*I'm So Stupid <-- long autotune vocal

*Push <--filler song

*Spanish Lesson <--too many spanish word errors!

* I Fucked Up <-- (yep, she fucked it up with that title lol)

*Auto-Tune Baby <-- This one's hilarious!  

*Batuka <--messy

*Soltera <-- Loud overly-pitched vocals!

* No FUNANA <-- Too much autotune distortion!

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I think "Bitch, I'm Madonna" is a pretty enjoyable song to spread a bit of a diva feeling. Her age is the thing that makes most people dislike it - and that it is, honestly, not really a good song at all. But I like it.

 

"Take A Bow" is not really bad but out of all her famous songs its the outright boring one - why this one got such a freakish big hit? 

"Ciao Bella" because...thats not even a real Madonna song. 

But I can't say I hate any Madonna song. 

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I like the fact that some songs are just meant to be funny (I'm Going Bananas, Cry Baby, ...) but with other ones I think they should have been left out of the entire album release because it was just not up there with the rest of the quality on the album.

My worst 5:

Hey You: never would've guessed this was by Pharrell - in between the singles 'Jump' and '4 Minutes' this simply was so forgettable !

Revolver: Madonna featuring on her own record. Not a Madonna track in my opinion. 

Bitch I''m Madonna: maybe funny, loved by many, still don't get it.

Superstar: not even good enough for B-side material...

B'Day Song: Shamefull...no really...shamefull....

 

And thank God never included on any release:

Angels With Dirty Faces: clever it was left out but glad I heard it.

I Can't Forget: extremely boring

Arioso: zzzzzzzz

Score: good I heard it, even better it was turned down

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