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I want more Soggy Saltana!

If you can't see how amazing it is you're obviously not a TRUE fan then

The Back That Up Tour will be announced January 13th too. Coming to a community centre or working mens club near you. Just £3,000 per ticket yasssssss. She will be miming, she will be three hours late and no she won't be performing Rescue Me

and yet this very forum was full of stans telling people to do exactly this during the FEL release week.... as if one fan playing a song a million times is equal to a million people playing a song once I agree though, the charts are meaningless these days It's a bit sad that people can't just be pleased that someone else is being successful

It's been 13 years since she even got in the top ten here, I doubt anything she releases will break that record

Doesn't Back That Up count as an Interscope track...

There's nothing you can do to me that hasn't been done Not constipated I've just got a big bum Actually I Rise is okay, Turn Up The Radio was until the beautiful but boring as hell video. Should've been a Ray of Light style super fast video. Did I Rise even get a video?

Although I personally think a lot of the photographs in the SEX book are pretty dreadful, this one is amazing. What it actually has to do with sex though other than her being naked is beyond me

Aren't they pushing a bill through congress to ban TikTok?

It was a shame Some Girls wasn't included on the MDNA Tour. I like to imagine it would've had the Re-invention Tour Nobody Knows Me kind of vibe. At the time I thought it was a 3rd or 4th single for sure, mind you I was sure Love Spent would've been a single too. She made so many poor choices with the MDNA singles imo. I think that might be the running theme with her last few albums, just really odd choices for singles

Banana-fana fo-fudy

Judy Judy bo budy

Some films should definitely be seen in widescreen. Everyone remembers their fist date...

To be fair though, the cover art to the I don't search single is reflected in her sunglasses quite prominently. If it really irks people that much just grab a pen and write it on

Surgeon: Wake up Madonna, the surgery on your eyes has been a complete success... Madonna: You made me look like a teenager again? Surgeon: Kind of yeah....

cum burp, it happens

Madonna has the final say on everything, she'd have personally chosen that photo. She likes to winky, winky, winky

be careful what you wish for...

R2-Dita