Hydrangeas Up Your Ass

Can we talk about how fucking good her voice sounds here? https://www.instagram.com/reel/CycA1mjtTTX/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

I swear some f̶a̶g̶s fans seem to think she had absolutely no backside before December 31st 2018, just legs all the way up to her asshole.

She looks different with filters.

That's a lovely fairytale you just made up there.

I'm sure there's a park or something near you where you can go and touch some grass.

I can’t stop reading this as Bacterial Infection Tour and i hate it. 💀

What happened with Tokischa??

You mean his caption? I think he just means that he's laughing in the photo (consisting of 4 whole pixels) over something funny M said.

I am SO glad the current plan is to start in Europe instead. Honestly, even the whole year off would've been warranted in this situation but she's at least taking a few months off. No more shows until she's fully ready and it's safe, please. ❤

Looks like they're working her hair back to blond, as suspected. Red pigments take a while to get out so she'll probably let her hair rest until just before the tour starts to do another round of bleach and then tone it. Might need two more rounds of bleach even, depends on the hair and the type of dye they used for the red. That's if she's going for the platinum look as usual and not a warmer blond. Btw, it's a new photo she was seen outside with the orangey blond. Saw some footage on Instagram earlier today.

Can someone dm me the full song? I'll split your banana as a thanks, i promise.

and we feeeeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEel VULGAH.

I wouldn't be caught dead wearing any of this shit lmao.

Actual footage of Ahlamalik after he saw the pics of M and FKA Twigs holding hands:

Um, they're holding hands now? New couple alert!! 🥰😍💖

This woman is still in there, underneath it all.

Wait he's done a remix of IDSIF? I thought i had listened to all of his M remixes. I can't seem to find it though, seems like it's deleted everywhere i look. :(

Let's all take a moment to listen to the superior remix/reimagining of Frozen: https://m.soundcloud.com/olivier-dlx/frozen-monsieur-adi-remix

NFT? More like NSFW amirite fellas?!? Jokes aside, NFTs are literal bullshit but i like it as a charity project. As an art project i really like this concept, it's captivating.

Watching that performance just made me sad. She doesn't seem like she's well. She seems just as disoriented as she was when she opened up the VMAs last year, and this was even worse since there's "singing" and "dancing" to it. I am now certain she's going through something that's affecting her tremendously, beyond the physical. I do not want to go into detail about it because I don't know her and this is a public forum. All in all this performance was her absolute worst to date, and it saddens me to say it. I'm rooting so hard for her and will continue to do so. ❤

I really do hope she and Honey do something for the next album.

The year is 2089, all of us are dead and gone, Madonna is now fully bionic and her vocal cords have been replaced with ones with built-in Autotune. She reaches for her phone to upload a story to Instagram, an app no one has used in over 60 years. She inserts a clip of someone skydiving with the caption "Frozen Re-mix Coming soon!!"

Ooh I'm seeing a performance concept here. I'll get real nerdy for a minute. The orchestra starts playing a prolonged intro to "I want you". The stage is dimly lit, smoke is covering the stage floor, Madonna is standing in the middle of the stage as she starts singing the song but we can't see her properly, only her outline and her movement. She's in the dark until the end of the second verse when she sings "Ain't it lonely out there" as the spotlight hits her. She's wearing a sheer dark purple robe, her hair is in a straight bob cut right over her shoulders. The band is still in the dark. It's only Madonna and her spotlight. When she finishes singing the song she takes off her robe and reveals a silver chainmail dress. She lights a cigarette and the orchestra moves onto "Bad girl". The stage lights up and we can see the entire band and her backup singers. Towards the end of the song she throws her cigarette onto the floor and lights a ring of fire around her. The orchestra stops playing as she belts out her final "I'm not happy, this way". Her voice still echoes as sirens go off. The light go off one by one, the stage turns pitch black. It is dimly lit once again and "Messiah" starts playing. We see Madonna singing in the dark once again and as she moves into the chorus, the stage is showered by warm light as she sings "I'll light a candle here in the dark". She's now wearing a black dress. Towards the end of the song she's joined by a full choir for a powerful ending.

So what I never need to hear ever again is 50 cent and Madonna mentioned in the same sentence. It's just such a bizarre recurring thing.