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What an unexpected Surprise! A religious themed cover shot in her bedroom, with Madonna as we have never seen before, heavy facetune and tits out! Such a breath of fresh air 😍😍😍

Like, topics of the interview are surrealism and God??? Who the fuck cares??? Bitch talk about the surrealism of a new album and the God a Ray Of Light Deluxe edition would be

Sorry but these interviews to me are like fried air (a common way to say in my country), literally nobody cares, talk about music for fuck's sake, you're a musician and thats the thing we have been hearing the least about in the past 5 years

Wait... So... Does this mean she's renewing her Illuminati contract?! OMG WE WON

"Unexpected Surprise" = Secret playing in her stories = Surprise album announcement for Rock in Rio. I figured It out guys, Summer 2024 is ours

Analysis of my faves and the way they're torturing me with no music: 1) Flopponna: new music? NEVER. 5 years away from Madame seX and NOTHING DROPPING??? Girl... 2) Katy Flopperry: new era this Summer, still no actual details, announcement in May, still she is saying NOTHING concrete about It. The one who im the most hyped about still the one torturing me the most atm 3) Lady Fadga: she's literally one PR stunt away to retire from music i dont even stan her anymore In conclusion: im the most bored gay in the world omg my faves are complete hoes 😭😭😭

WHEN DID SHE EVEN GET TO THE RECORDING STUDIO?!?!?!? WTF IS THAT NEW MUSIC

Please i hope there's like a new album on the way and she is announcing it before the Rio concert, that would be her smartest career choice since COADF 😭

Unsure if this is a Celebration Tour blanket (limited edition) or a Madame X vynil empty sleeve, but we'll find out soon anyways

The thought of a Deluxe ROL including Revenge, Gone Gone Gone, Flirtation Dance and Be Careful (solo)... Please Daddy Orbit convince Mamadonna to release It!!!

Ok maybe im getting delulu but at this point i really start to think a surprise song before the show might happen... The snippet sounds like a banger please Godonna cum save us

Ok but listening to It again made me sure that is 100% Madonna's voice... Sure the track already existed in some form but thats Madonna, no doubt

Curse on those fucking vynils, literally the only thing we're getting is this ass limited edition shit and no new material, not even the digital singles are being released if not once in a while, so exausting

AND I FEEEELLLLLL LIKE I JUST GET HOME AND I FEEEELLLLLL

Ray of Light is the only right answer. She has always had sung in a low / average range before so her vocals could literally EXPLODE in that song (and never be heard like that ever again) 🙊

"HOLA BRAZIL! ARE YOU READY FOR CU E BUCETA? CMON! SAY WHICH FLAVOR YOU'LL LIKE AND ILL HAVE IT FOR YOU 🎶"

Imagine if the setlist is also different omg

If they skip the LAV aniversary we all can go home i guess 🧍

Still thinking of that trance sounding snippet she teased one and a half year ago with Sickick and that rumored Max Martin 80s like bop that is still somewhere in the vaults... Gurl hurry up!

Sorry for these optimistic and apologetic fans, but whenever i think of the Warner statement about "expansive editions of her albums personally curated by Madonna" vinyl exclusives just dont come to my mind as part of the good things we'll get. If a single EP on vinyl with different cover is enough for you guys then good for you, but at this rate ww should have got much more, Just saying.

Still havent seen half of this show. I hate watching potato quality videos from fans, i really hope the tour movie is coming pretty soon so i can enjoy that at least

Promoting yourself as the new coming of Madonna (like Christ but can perform and has several hits) only to be a twink in a band using her name, they really thought they ate that marketing shit up

"She the new Madonna, she do what she wanna" Gurl stfu byeee 💀

I like to -be delulu- dream but this is is hands down the most plausible outcome unfortunately. Id love a house trance sursprise M15 but let's be real...