Madonna on Instagram / Facebook / Twitter + other Social Media

[Robertthenurse 2,908]

5 minutes ago, Jackie said:

YASSSSS getting match fit for the tour?

 

Omg. I really REALLY hope this is true 👍 

[Jackie 8,059]

7 minutes ago, Robertthenurse said:

Omg. I really REALLY hope this is true 👍 

Me too!

[Pootz333 2,687]

Starving artist, MDolla, tryna get one of the circuit cigs to do it for free. Can't knock the hustle.

[Blue Jean 15,194]

How many fans are going to fill that inbox  

[Andreo 5,318]

Me pretending to be a fitness pro so I can meet her:

 

[Andreo 5,318]

Jokes apart, this is definitely for her to get fit for a tour routine 👀 

[Robertthenurse 2,908]

56 minutes ago, Andreo said:

Jokes apart, this is definitely for her to get fit for a tour routine 👀 

M gonna show me more things she can do that I CANNOT at my age 😭🤣

[Jackie 8,059]

Yes I am experienced with dance aerobics - lol

[VogueMusic 678]

8 hours ago, Robertthenurse said:

When kids spend most of their years learning linguistics on a phone or social media...they misinterpret "words" and "emojis" literally...if you read Ms post, I'm convinced the "clown" emoji was her saying "what a joke"...to the disrespect she endured while promoting Erotica and Sex.

THIS.

It's as clear as day what she meant in her post. I've read it a number of times, and even the first time, I never detected an ounce or hint of shade whatsoever to any of those girls. This is really a completely manufactured outrage because one person clearly lacks basic comprehension skills. Much ado about nothing.

[thiagosb 255]

7 hours ago, Askeroff said:

Madonna searching for new fitness trainer 

 

I need a New Trainer!!   
Needs to be Extremely  Experienced and knowledgeable about Fitness Training and Dance Cardio at the highest level!!   
Certification required as well as an Understanding of Nutrition  and House Music! .  
If you are qualified email here—-send Resume to.   Mtrainernyc@gmail.com 💪🏻🏋️💃🎶

https://www.instagram.com/p/CkEnYgYgH8a/

 

 

she then posted a picture of herself on stories with the text:

“if there’s a smile on my face its only there trying to fool the public. the tears of a clown when theres no one around.” 

which makes me wonder. she must be extremely lonely. 

i would assume that she is very well connected and has several friends, most of them celebrities as well with access to the best trainers in NYC. i would imagine that she could approach some of her friends to ask for recommendations. 

but. instead. she needs to go to instagram to find a new trainer and maybe expose herself and her family to risk. 

is this too dramatic? i was just wondering lol

[xavier 4,773]

[Starchild 3,075]

Popular music culture has become so pathetic.

[Starchild 3,075]

2 hours ago, thiagosb said:

she then posted a picture of herself on stories with the text:

“if there’s a smile on my face its only there trying to fool the public. the tears of a clown when theres no one around.” 

which makes me wonder. she must be extremely lonely. 

i would assume that she is very well connected and has several friends, most of them celebrities as well with access to the best trainers in NYC. i would imagine that she could approach some of her friends to ask for recommendations. 

but. instead. she needs to go to instagram to find a new trainer and maybe expose herself and her family to risk. 

is this too dramatic? i was just wondering lol

You're right. It's so strange, and yes, she's seemed a little lost for a number of years now.

[MadameX 682]

 

Did you guy see Madonna's instagram stories?

OMG...I mean... OMG..enough is enough!

Who is the hell photoshop her photos?

Look at her eyes and nose! 

I mean seriously?

Someone tried to slim down to Madonna's face with completely different from reality, but it make completely shattered and twisted the balance of her face in the picture.

Half of her face is completely twisted, so her face looks like Picasso's painting.

 

[Roland Barthes 5,833]

"House music" 

again.

 

[Roland Barthes 5,833]

She said once Warren Beatty told her she trained so hard because it was helping her from getting mad. Chosing to train again may be pointing in the right direction.

Seing her citing Tears Of A Clown again adds to the impression she recreated her look from the clown in these two shows with her pink hair and no eyebrows and she sees herself as some kind of monster.

[Pootz333 2,687]

Will the same fans who say everything she does on social media is a performance, believe what she is telling them here? Is this a performance too? Another so called "prop" like the wine glass and pill bottles? 

Well, I believe her. We are constantly told "OMG she's having fun, lighten up!"....if she is, awesome. However, that's not the vibe I'm getting the last few years. But that's just me. *whispers* and everyone I know in real life....

[Drownedboy 1,676]

She has been very depressed, recognised by her, ergo all this latest behaviour as if she does not give a damn, but she does..

[deathproof 10,582]

This is the first year where Madonna did not wish Kim Kardashian happy birthday on social media! 🥰

[Ian 2,260]

1 hour ago, deathproof said:

This is the first year where Madonna did not wish Kim Kardashian happy birthday on social media! 🥰

 

[SweetMadonna 1,630]

She looks truly fantastic in that photo. I love it.  

[Blondie 505]

16 minutes ago, SweetMadonna said:

She looks truly fantastic in that photo. I love it.  

Yes fantastic.

[gafuller 1,653]

7 minutes ago, Blondie said:

Yes fantastic.

Truly fantastic 🥂

[moloko 2,667]

14 hours ago, gafuller said:

Truly fantastic 🥂

yes truly 

[Blondie 505]

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