Your top 15 worst songs released by Madonna

[WCD199317 65]

I hate theses songs here:

1. Erotica

2. Secret Garden

3. I'm so Stupid

4. Thief of Hearts

5. Waiting

6. Medellin

7. Love Song

8. Act on Contrition

9. Bye Bye Baby

10. Cyberaga

11. Words (the Demo version was very better to the final version)

The rest, i didn't hate thoses songs.

[Renato Iodice 128]

On 3/19/2019 at 3:31 PM, o_g_c_x said:

These lists are funny...

To see To have and not to hold included is like...

To me it's one of her most boring song... it's not bad, just flat and monotonous.

[Renato Iodice 128]

On 3/18/2019 at 4:16 PM, PWCCA said:

Here are the 15 which I feel are her worst, with some being bloody awful (I left off songs like Champagne Rosé as its not really a Madonna song)...

In no particular order...

Bitch I'm Madonna (bloody bloody bloody awful)

SEX (why?)

Auto-Tune Baby (horrible)

Shanti Ashtangi (a stain on a masterpiece)

What It Feels Like For a Girl (Its so boring.... and just as bad in it's Spanish translation)

Iconic (far from iconic)

Holy Water (this song needs drowning in it)

I Deserve It (Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

Body Shop (needs repairs)

I Don't Give a... (Nicki 'effin' Minaj)

Candy Shop (the shop where the candy is rotten)

Spanish Lesson (should be classified a racial hate crime)

Incredible (is it?)

She's Not Me (bloody awful)

4 Minutes (even 4 seconds of this song was too much)

 

And let me guess, WIFLFAG and I Deserve It are bad but Joan of Arc is good? Madonna fans are an inexhaustible source of surprises :-D

[Renato Iodice 128]

On 3/19/2019 at 3:31 PM, o_g_c_x said:

These lists are funny...

To see To have and not to hold included is like...

Edit

Edited May 20, 2020 by Renato Iodice (see edit history)

[Renato Iodice 128]

Anyway, It really baffles me that with all the garbage released during the '10, some fans put Take a Bow, Nobody's Perfect, WIFLFAG, Survival, Erotica, The Look of Love and so on on a worst songs list... I mean, I understand that we are talking about personal tastes and musical preferences, but sometimes I think it's more a matter of antipathy as well as superficiality.

For instance, I'm not very fond of beloved songs such as Ray Of Light and Human Nature, and I've always found Little Star, To Have And Not To Hold and Time Stood Still incredibly generic and/or boring, but I wouldn't call them "bad", "horrible" or "Madonna worst songs". But to each his own.

My list:

Everything on I'm Breathless (most overrated album ever) with the exception of Vogue and Sooner or Later.

Everything on MDNA with the exception of Gang Bang and I'm Addicted.

Everything on Rebel Heart with the exception of Ghostown, Messiah and HeartBreakCity (they aren't all that great, but they aren't bad either).

Then Medellin, Future, Come Alive, Bitch I'm Loca, Champagne Rosè, Funana and Back That Up.

 

Edited May 20, 2020 by Renato Iodice (see edit history)

[PWCCA 2,498]

6 hours ago, Renato Iodice said:

And let me guess, WIFLFAG and I Deserve It are bad but Joan of Arc is good? Madonna fans are an inexhaustible source of surprises :-D

No, Joan of Arc is not a good song

[Renato Iodice 128]

2 hours ago, PWCCA said:

No, Joan of Arc is not a good song

And what about ultra boring ballads such Something To Remember? Are they better?  

[PWCCA 2,498]

1 hour ago, Renato Iodice said:

And what about ultra boring ballads such Something To Remember? Are they better?  

Well, that track is not my favourite from I'm Breathless, but it is a lot better than almost everything she has put out over the past decade

[MDNA22 1,166]

Girl Gone Wild

Jimmy Jimmy

One More Chance

Dear Jessie 

Spanish Lesson

Bday Song

The Funny Song

SEX

Holy Water

Bitch Im Madonna

Unapologetic Bitch

Body Shop

Devil Pray

Graffiti Heart

Spanish Eyes

Quite alot from Rebel Heart in the list I think it had some her worst released material on it - should have cut it down to 10 track album to the best tracks and stuck with the demo versions

[Fabiolous 5,488]

1. Vogue

2. Hung up

3. La isla bonita

4. Like a prayer

5. Frozen

6. Oh Father

7. Rescue me

8. Lucky star

9. Erotica

10. Rain

11. Papa don't preach

12. Into the groove

13. Secret

14. Ghosttown

15. Ray of light

 

Some of y'all's be looking like this 

[rlittler81 1,601]

4 Minutes

Incredible

Autotune Baby

Bday Song

Superstar

...all pretty unlistenable to me.

[confessed 9,332]

1 hour ago, Let'sGetUnconsciousHoney said:

Rescue me

[cyberrage 399]

Holy Water

Spanish lesson

Superstar

Some Girls

S.E.X

Girl Gone Wild

Nothing Fails

Be Careful

Me Against The Music

Bitch I’m Loca

Hey You

Best Friend

I Don’t Give A

Ring My Bell

Batuka (tough one, mystified at the amount of auto tune on such an organic tune, deserves volume but the volume only highlights the mess)

[Fabiolous 5,488]

2 hours ago, confessed said:

You didn't get the sarcasm? 

[confessed 9,332]

13 minutes ago, Let'sGetUnconsciousHoney said:

You didn't get the sarcasm? 

I did! That's my natural reaction to people naming RM as the worst Madonna's song lol

[Renato Iodice 128]

5 hours ago, BadGurlMadge said:

I would also except Hanky Panky from there because it’s a fun song but otherwise I agree! Also Music is kinda overrated...

M-mmh, no... in fact, it's kinda underrated.

Edited May 21, 2020 by Renato Iodice (see edit history)

[steady75 9,566]

I mean anything that isn't on an official album or a soundtrack single should be ignored really. As Madonna would probably agree it isn't top tier. WIth that in mind.

 

1. BDay Song
2. Superstar
3. Candy Perfume Girl
4. Im So Stupid
5. Bitch I'm Loca
6. Dark Ballet
7. Incredible
8. Survival
9. Jimmy Jimmy
10. I Know It
11. Shoo-be-doo
12. Pretender
13. Think Of Me
14. I'd Rather Be Your Lover
15. Candy Shop

[Pootz333 2,684]

Hey You (#1 forever)

The singles from Madame X minus God Control (I said what I said)

B Day Song

Sex

Girl Gone Wild

Heartbeat (a very cute song that I would have liked if she didn't sound like a cat being strangled).

4 Minutes 

Did You Do It?

History (a waste of a great instrumental)

Stay (only because "Don't You Know"(demo) is EEEEVERYTHING)

Freedom

Why's It So Hard ( Love the message and lyrics. Could never get into this song)

Revolver 

And that cover of "Imagine"...christ...

 

 

[DWMG 72]

not in a particular order but these:

-Bitch I'm Madonna

-B-day Song

-S.E.X

-Medellin

-Holy Water

-Some Girls

-Incredible

-Graffiti Heart

-Cyberaga

-Dark Ballet

-Bitch I'm Loca

-Push

-I Rise

-Back That Up To The Beat

-Funana

especial mentions to: I'm A Sinner, Batuka, Body Shop, Come Alive, Illuminati, Iconic, Love Song, Spanish Lessons, Superstar, Nobody's Perfect.

As you can see, Madame X, MDNA and part of Rebel Heart concentrate a lot of them.

[DWMG 72]

17 hours ago, cyberrage said:

Nothing Fails

 

 

[cyberrage 399]

6 hours ago, DWMG said:

 

Never could connect with that one or find much meaning or cohesion in the lyrics, shit fails all the time:) prefer b day song

[Voguerista 11,738]

In no certain order:

Gone

Love Don't Live Here Anymore

Did You Do It

Cyberagga

Bitch I'm Madonna

Birthday Song

Little Star

Faz Gostoso

Body Shop

Skin

Has To Be

Iconic

Inside Of Me

Take A Bow

Pray For Spanish Eyes

[PWCCA 2,498]

On 3/18/2019 at 3:16 PM, PWCCA said:

Here are the 15 which I feel are her worst, with some being bloody awful (I left off songs like Champagne Rosé as its not really a Madonna song)...

In no particular order...

Bitch I'm Madonna (bloody bloody bloody awful)

SEX (why?)

Auto-Tune Baby (horrible)

Shanti Ashtangi (a stain on a masterpiece)

What It Feels Like For a Girl (Its so boring.... and just as bad in it's Spanish translation)

Iconic (far from iconic)

Holy Water (this song needs drowning in it)

I Deserve It (Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

Body Shop (needs repairs)

I Don't Give a... (Nicki 'effin' Minaj)

Candy Shop (the shop where the candy is rotten)

Spanish Lesson (should be classified a racial hate crime)

Incredible (is it?)

She's Not Me (bloody awful)

4 Minutes (even 4 seconds of this song was too much)

 

Its been over a year since I last made my list, and we have had a whole album of new material since then, so I will update my list...

Bitch I'm Madonna

Medellin

Future

Back That Up to the Beat

Sex

Holy Water

Spanish Lesson

She's Not Me

Dark Ballet

Funana

Iconic

Batuka

Bitch I'm Loca

Crazy

4 Minutes

(dis)Honourable mentions.... Candy Shop, Incredible, Body Shop, Birthday Song, Fan Gostoso, Autotune Baby, Extreme Occident, Hold Tight...

 

[DWMG 72]

i think we are all agree that she wrote so many dulls during the last decade. It's like if her filter for trash is broken since 2007. You can make 2 albums with all of them.

[Fabiolous 5,488]

10 hours ago, DWMG said:

i think we are all agree that she wrote so many dulls during the last decade. It's like if her filter for trash is broken since 2007. You can make 2 albums with all of them.

She stopped caring for a while. But now she's back ❤️ ❌