You know you're a die hard fan when...

[MarXus 92]

Complete this sentence.  You know you're a die hard Madonna fan when...

 

I'll start.   ...when you're in a serious conversation with someone, but can no longer pay attention once you hear a Madonna song playing in the background.

 

[Blue Prince 995]

...you hear young people stan any newcomer artist and you feel the strong urge inside you to let them know why their artist's achievements will always be lesser ?

[Andymad 10,319]

You know you’re a die hard fan when your playlist during sex parties include the Sex Book CD track, Erotic....

[cabbageboy 244]

1 hour ago, Andymad said:

You know you’re a die hard fan when your playlist during sex parties include the Sex Book CD track, Erotic....

That just means your a slut... ;) haha

[Andymad 10,319]

21 minutes ago, cabbageboy said:

That just means your a slut... ;) haha

[madgefan 10,137]

Everyone says that Madonna reminds them of you 

[Scottyx 8,757]

Have surgery with the operating room playing Madonna through the whole operation. Fell asleep and woke up to her.

[Semtex1 841]

When driving long distances with a colleague from work and make them sit through an entire concert......and hard breaking if they show signs of falling asleep

[WeYo 671]

... when people ask you "NO Madonna today!?" 

[me1981 1,358]

These are mostly from when I was young, and a couple from recent....

When in High School you get into a punch up with a douche bag who insulted her (around the SEX/Erotica era)

When everyone in HS calls you "The Madonna kid" 

When your best friend who is a hardore metal head can reference any of her albums in a discussion

When your mother is close to banning her very presence in the house

When you save family members old clothes and try to use them to replicate Girlie Show costumes to put on a show (yeah I did that)

When random co-workers you have barely spoken to ask if you knew there was a new Madonna album out 

When at a party a Madonna song comes on and almost everyone looks at you

 

[PWCCA 2,498]

... when you have constructed a Madonna date system in your head to remember when certain events happened in your life lol

[Semtex1 841]

1 hour ago, PWCCA said:

... when you have constructed a Madonna date system in your head to remember when certain events happened in your life lol

I do this.  I know where I was from an album or tour

[survivalartist 6,452]

when she goes on tour and your friends & co-workers feel there is a 50% you could vanish permanently by meeting her and joining her entourage, like some sort of traveling carnival.

[Guest Nobody Knows Me]

You know you’re a die hard Madonna fan when...
...You find yourself quoting “In Bed With Madonna” frequently.
...You’re given a fan as a present when you’re a child to dance to the 1990 VMA performance of  “Vogue”. 
...You’re late for something and make yourself feel better by remembering Madonna is also known for lateness. 
...She shows up in your dreams doing album rollouts and tours you envisioned.
...Everyone you know groans whenever she’s mentioned.

[Scottyx 8,757]

You guys are all describing me.

[Semtex1 841]

2 hours ago, Nobody Knows Me said:

You know you’re a die hard Madonna fan when...
...You find yourself quoting “In Bed With Madonna” frequently.
...You’re given a fan as a present when you’re a child to dance to the 1990 VMA performance of  “Vogue”. 
...You’re late for something and make yourself feel better by remembering Madonna is also known for lateness. 
...She shows up in your dreams doing album rollouts and tours you envisioned.
...Everyone you know groans whenever she’s mentioned.

Ridiculous..i don't know what the hell you're talking about..... Stop stop stop .... Keith you mutha f#c£er

[survivalartist 6,452]

4 minutes ago, Semtex1 said:

i don't know what the hell you're talking about..... 

I want you to take a pole....

[Semtex1 841]

2 minutes ago, DickTracy said:

I want you to take a pole....

A pole?

[survivalartist 6,452]

"Yeah. And ram it up your ass." - Madonna Ciccone, Truth or Dare 1991 

[wtg1987 10,151]

5 hours ago, PWCCA said:

... when you have constructed a Madonna date system in your head to remember when certain events happened in your life lol

Lol I do that ???

[dylanlioncourt 5,774]

You know you're a die hard fan when:

you count anywhere from 82 to 120 and associate her eras with the count.
you buy all versions of her albums to complete it.
you hear the word "eye ron nick" in her voice.
you know the true Bedtime Stories cover.
you only listen to the CD version of Confessions.
you have all the demos of Rebel Heart tracks.
you've worn a red string, done yoga at least one and spoken in an English accent.
you tried to mimick the voice in Batuka or similar to American Life tracks.
you can finish the whole rap of American Life.

[survivalartist 6,452]

2 hours ago, Nobody Knows Me said:

You know you’re a die hard Madonna fan when...
...You find yourself quoting “In Bed With Madonna” frequently.

This is a huge problem for me and I also call many, many things "neat" because “Anybody who says my show is 'neat' has to go.

[Guest Nobody Knows Me]

6 minutes ago, DickTracy said:

This is a huge problem for me and I also call many, many things "neat" because “Anybody who says my show is 'neat' has to go.

I tend to find myself saying “This is so wild, I’m panicking right now. Belgium stress.” a lot 

[gafuller 1,653]

22 hours ago, MarXus said:

Complete this sentence.  You know you're a die hard Madonna fan when...

 

I'll start.   ...when you're in a serious conversation with someone, but can no longer pay attention once you hear a Madonna song playing in the background.

 

This was legit what o was gonna put. And... you will have not even noticed there was music playing to begin with until she comes on!?

[Scottyx 8,757]

Put me on their f%%%ing frequency. I mean you know.