A Madonna Theme Park: What would be the attractions?

[felipe929 506]

My boyfriend had this dream last night about him being on a Lady Gaga theme park, and we had a laugh thinking about what would be the rides on the park, like a Venus Rollercoaster or The Fame Monster Haunted House.

The Britney Spears In The Zone attraction on LA just opened and it's also filled with recreations of the most iconic videos.

So I started to wonder how a Madonna Themed Park would be like, with attractions and rides based on songs and albums.

Which rides would you create? I thought of a few, like a Ray Of Light coaster and a Confessions disco house....

 Show me your creativity!

[PWCCA 2,489]

Well, what we do know is that we should never trust the opening times as the gates will always open 1-4 hours later than advertised, lol

[somethingscomingover 399]

I like the Confessions disco house idea. Maybe a 70's roller skating rink, too?

Some other ideas that just came to me are a Re-Invention Tour conveyor belt, a Vogue black and white video set, a Hard Candy-themed snack stand and a Who's That Girl themed roller-coaster centered around the animation of Nikki from the opening sequence.

[Guest Nobody Knows Me]

• A Confessions disco house featuring a ballet studio and roller rink.
• A church featuring a saint that comes to life when you sing Like A Prayer.
• The Ray of Light rollercoaster that plays the title track on a loop.
• M-Dolla’s Hard Candy snack stand. 

[ScottyX 5,463]

The Entrance Gates would be her vagina and the exit would be the cone bra

[felipe929 506]

21 minutes ago, Nobody Knows Me said:

• A Confessions disco house featuring a ballet studio and roller rink.
• A church featuring a saint that comes to life when you sing Like A Prayer.
• The Ray of Light rollercoaster that plays the title track on a loop.
• M-Dolla’s Hard Candy snack stand. 

A ROL coaster would be soo amazing!

 

An Metropolis inspired Express Yourself ride would be nice too

 

Oh! And a Reductive teacup ride! xD (kidding)

[ScottyX 5,463]

underwater sub ride with fish and cherish would be playing

[Voguerista 7,601]

A boat ride in a "Rain" themed cave with rain in different spots and waterfalls all over.  

I love this thread!!! Good ideas, Everyone!  Adding: this is a multi million dollar idea! 

[Guest Nobody Knows Me]

A rollercoaster going through a storm-themed cave playing Rescue Me would also be much appreciated.

[PlayPause 1,295]

Golden showers

[Bobo 1,206]

Purple Penetrator. 

[felipe929 506]

A Holy Water ride where water splashes on your face everytime she sings the Yeezus part. With climbable poles, of course

[Guest Nobody Knows Me]

A bullfighting competition that plays Living for Love if you win and Take a Bow if you lose. 

[poserdemadonna 1,527]

There would be a ferris wheel called "round and round just like a circle I can see a clearer picture"

[Voguerista 7,601]

When you want lunch or dinner: A country western themed Steak/PrimeRib/barbecue cafe with cowboy waiters and cowgirl waitresses. It would mainly play Madonna's "Music" and "Don't Tell Me" videos and remixes. ? 

[AaronsAmazing 147]

The theme park is called "Material World"

Edited March 7, 2020 by AaronsAmazing

[Guest Nobody Knows Me]

20 minutes ago, poserdemadonna said:

There would be a ferris wheel called "round and round just like a circle I can see a clearer picture"

The Easy Ride.

[MarXus 81]

You couldn't have a Madonna theme park without:

Madonna look a-like contests 

Vogueing contests.

Even fun for Grandpa... riding Madonna

[madgefan 9,141]

I believe a theme park would be too much. I could do with a museum that celebrates her career, albums, music videos, movies, and tours which travels the world from time to time. 

[Semtex1 675]

It would have to have the Luminati poles ... Who wouldn't want a go on those ?

[martassak 341]

I just know it would play Candy Shop every two hours 

[IamZod 592]

The Hard Candy Tooth Chipper - a rollercoaster with no safety bar. 

[felipe929 506]

The gift shop would sell grillz, for sure!

[Enrico 13,056]

CAN'T STOP: VIRTUAL RIDE WITH NIKKI

 

with an extra touch of:

[Voguerista 7,601]

How about another restaurant on location? This time an Oriental one with Madonna Geisha photos all over and Geisha waiters and waitresses?