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So in the Madonna A to Z post, one of the F posts was this!  Who remembers this from Truth or Dare?  It's unbeknownst to me why she hasn't been nominated for more writing awards.  LOL!  Seriously though, I love her sense of humor! A lot of people (even some fans) don't get it. 

A fart is a chemical substance.
It comes from a place called Bum.
It penetrates through the trousers…
and lands with a musical hum.
To fart is no disgrace…
for it gives the body ease.
It warms the blankets on cold winter nights and suffocates the fleas. - Madonna

 

 

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6 minutes ago, MarXus said:

For some reason, I remembered the "Fart Poem" in the film as when she was standing in a room with her crew, reading from a paper?  What am I recalling here?   Obviously, I haven't seen the film in years. Anyone?

I think that's when she was celebrating Melissa's Bday and she was reading her poem to Mel..."way back in the beginning when I started all of my sinnin' etc "

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1 minute ago, Ian said:

I think that's when she was celebrating Melissa's Bday and she was reading her poem to Mel..."way back in the beginning when I started all of my singin' etc "

Was it the fart poem she read or something totally different?  I really should just watch the film again. HA! 

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Just now, Ian said:

a totally different one hehe

I wondered! It's funny. Because when I went looking for the video of the fart poem to post above, I was thinking of that moment she was reading that birthday poem, thinking it was the fart poem. Ahh, at least I remembered in some fashion. Thanks for your help.  And welcome to MadonnaInfinity.  I know you've been here for a few weeks, but I really enjoy your posts.  It's always nice to read from positive and appreciative fans like yourself.

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oh the other poem dedicated to Melly Mel goes like:

..."way back in the beginning when I started all of my sinnin'

I needed a partner in crime you could say

so I went on a search and started to pray

I walked into my manager's office one morn

I was mouthin' out loud in my usual form

as my eyes toured the room

my poor heart skipped a beat

for there in the corner was the picture of

sweet

she was glued to the phone

she was bathed in pastels

her Lee press-ons were sittin'

they were longer than hell

I turned and I winked and I said "hey miss muffet"

you think you can work for a bitch? can you tough it?

"I'm gaggin no way get me outta this dump!"

I said "hey Freddy find a new fiel to pump"

so the rest is like history , legend, ok?

you wanna hear dish? she don't play it that way

how can I thank you my sweet Melly Mel

you pick up my shit and my undies that smell

you shield me from assholes and take all their calls

you buy me my tampax my rubbers and all

Now you can't count on much in this life I should know

but I guess I got lucky I found me a pro

she still lives in the valley

but her press-ons are gone

she still goes out with jocks

but she sips Dom Perignon

but without you I'm nothin' I'm gagging ,Miss thing

If you ever leave me I'm gonna fucking kill myself"

 

:lol::lol:

 

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Ian said:

oh the other poem dedicated to Melly Mel goes like:

..."way back in the beginning when I started all of my sinnin'

I needed a partner in crime you could say

so I went on a search and started to pray

I walked into my manager's office one morn

I was mouthin' out loud in my usual form

as my eyes toured the room

my poor heart skipped a beat

for there in the corner was the picture of

sweet

she was glued to the phone

she was bathed in pastels

her Lee press-ons were sittin'

they were longer than hell

I turned and I winked and I said "hey miss muffet"

you think you can work for a bitch? can you tough it?

"I'm gaggin no way get me outta this dump!"

I said "hey Freddy find a new fiel to pump"

so the rest is like history , legend, ok?

you wanna hear dish? she don't play it that way

how can I thank you my sweet Melly Mel

you pick up my shit and my undies that smell

you shield me from assholes and take all their calls

you buy me my tampax my rubbers and all

Now you can't count on much in this life I should know

but I guess I got lucky I found me a pro

she still lives in the valley

but her press-ons are gone

she still goes out with jocks

but she sips Dom Perignon

but without you I'm nothin' I'm gagging ,Miss thing

If you ever leave me I'm gonna fucking kill myself"

 

:lol::lol:

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks for posting this!  I had confused this moment as the fart poem.

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