Q: How do you (if you ever) clean the SEX book cover?

[DRY99O aka RCB 2,846]

I was just wondering...

Did you ever do it?

[Guest DeeperDeeper]

Damp cloth. 

Yet I couldn't get the fluid stains off the pages with Joey Stefano. 

 

@PWCCA did you have a similar problem? 

 

[Andymad 10,319]

The entire book should have been laminated, honestly ?

[steady75 9,566]

With the nearest sock ?

[into the erotico 971]

Dettol surface cleaner

[emanon 2,377]

gasoline and a match!

[Fighter 28,797]

it's easy when you don't have it 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Ashley said:

Damp cloth. 

Yet I couldn't get the fluid stains off the pages with Joey Stefano. 

 

@PWCCA did you have a similar problem? 

 

Hahaha, I am an innocent catholic boy who refuses to own such sinful filth  lol

 

I actually n longer own the book. My copy was stolen years ago, and I haven't yet replaced it... but my pages never had any stains whatsoever haha

[Guest DeeperDeeper]

16 minutes ago, PWCCA said:

Hahaha, I am an innocent catholic boy who refuses to own such sinful filth  lol

 

I actually n longer own the book. My copy was stolen years ago, and I haven't yet replaced it... but my pages never had any stains whatsoever haha

My copy ended up mouldy - true story. 

 

Well time to get yourself a new copy. 

[DRY99O aka RCB 2,846]

@emanonThis was supposed to be taken seriously... Anyways.

@FighterAfter all these years, I finally got the book for the first time. I was 8 years old when the book was released lol. Now I got a super new Japan edition - only the book tho - for 55 dollars which seemed pretty fair considering the price they sell the book here in Brazil. God knows how hard is for brazilian fans who are poor (and by poor I mean those who have to struggle and make sacrifices, and sometimes pay expensive prices) to collect even the basic stuff.

[A. A. Aardvark 4,830]

[Ian 2,249]

4 hours ago, RCB said:

I was just wondering...

Did you ever do it?

You know I did it
I let the seat recline and I hit it

But I backed out quick because I thought I split it

well i'd never! the crusty cummy stains are very artistic and very apropos

[Scottyx 8,757]

Alcohol free baby wipes

[Brandon Clark 1,080]

2 hours ago, professormouse said:

LOL off subject but I fucking LOVE LOVE LOVE this movie!!!! "Heathers" is a classic staple of my childhood 

[emanon 2,377]

3 hours ago, RCB said:

@emanonThis was supposed to be taken seriously... Anyways.

@FighterAfter all these years, I finally got the book for the first time. I was 8 years old when the book was released lol. Now I got a super new Japan edition - only the book tho - for 55 dollars which seemed pretty fair considering the price they sell the book here in Brazil. God knows how hard is for brazilian fans who are poor (and by poor I mean those who have to struggle and make sacrifices, and sometimes pay expensive prices) to collect even the basic stuff.

get a ...sense of humor. Lighten up!(madonna during the blond ambition tour)

[DRY99O aka RCB 2,846]

2 hours ago, emanon said:

get a ...sense of humor. Lighten up!(madonna during the blond ambition tour)

I'm sorry! I was kind of in a bad mood when I read your comment. But I did ask seriously.

Btw Madonna's sense of humor is the best!

[Ian 2,249]

4 hours ago, RCB said:

I'm sorry! I was kind of in a bad mood when I read your comment. But I did ask seriously.

Btw Madonna's sense of humor is the best!

if you're serious then have you tried Eucalyptus oil? one drop with a clean cloth will do -and it will smell great

[emanon 2,377]

10 hours ago, RCB said:

I'm sorry! I was kind of in a bad mood when I read your comment. But I did ask seriously.

Btw Madonna's sense of humor is the best!

mine is the best too  too bad I dont have many fans

I never cleaned my cover, I keep the book in a box with my magazines and other books and stuff, away from dust...

[A. A. Aardvark 4,830]

That's from a film ?
Well...there 'ye go.
The SEX book was designed with many uses in mind which no one [yet] seems willing to admit to.
Or has thought of.
Alco-wipes are probably the safest thing since they won't scratch it and dry really fast.
Oil and paper do NOT mix.

[Ian 2,249]

1 hour ago, professormouse said:

Oil and paper do NOT mix.

Well he asked for the cover not the paper inside, that's why I recommended the eucalyptus oil, which I know it works

[A. A. Aardvark 4,830]

11 minutes ago, Ian said:

Well he asked for the cover not the paper inside, that's why I recommended the eucalyptus oil, which I know it works

OK
So if he spills it all over his copy you will buy him a new one.....

[Ian 2,249]

8 minutes ago, professormouse said:

OK
So if he spills it all over his copy you will buy him a new one.....

One drop on a clean cloth is spilling now? Come on now boy

And yeah he should buy more copies anyway, M needs the money so she can get more grills we love so much 

Also why are you assuming he's clumsy