Madonna's Erotic Christmas Spectacular

[RUADJAI 14,909]

 

 

Please mash up Madonna lyrics with traditional Christmas song lyrics for our reading pleasure. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[emanon 2,377]

Wanting, needing, waiting for you to justify my presents (does that make sense)?

[Guest Nobody Knows Me]

I wanna run naked in a snowstorm.

[Raio_05 777]

Open your gifts to me, baby

Like a Virgin Mary, touched for the very first time (by God)

Christmas makes the people come together

Christmas goes by so slowly

You're so consumed with how many gifts you get

[emanon 2,377]

16 minutes ago, Dito said:

Open your gifts to me, baby

Like a Virgin Mary, touched for the very first time (by God)

Christmas makes the people come together

Christmas goes by so slowly

You're so consumed with how many gifts you get

Last one is fire!

 

18 minutes ago, Nobody Knows Me said:

I wanna run naked in a snowstorm.

Don't do it!!! or your tiny helf will freeze and fall apart...

[Ian 2,251]

This used to be my Christmas

[Brandon Clark 1,080]

People have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay toooooooo much time on their hands! LOLOL!

[Fontainebleau 2,784]

Bad Rudolph, drunk by six

Kissing some other reindeer's lips

[Guest Nobody Knows Me]

8 minutes ago, Brandon Clark said:

People have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay toooooooo much time on their hands, sorry! LOLOL!

It’s Christmas and we’re in a pandemic there’s not that much to do right now.

[Brandon Clark 1,080]

Nothing wrong with it was just making a statement that's all! Be silly, have fun - MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[John Wayne 1,186]

I wanna kiss you in North Pole. 

[RUADJAI 14,909]

3 hours ago, Dito said:

Open your gifts to me, baby

oooh I like that....

 

Open your gifts under the tree, baby

I got some socks and a Gaga CD

Open your gifts under the treeeeeeee, baby

We'll drink eggnog and watch, watch bad TV

 

[RUADJAI 14,909]

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

You didn't read my Christmas list

you weren't paying attention again

your Christmas gifts are 

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

Hope you saved the receipts 

for that playstation game 

your Christmas gifts are 

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

(Sung like Rain)

[MDRA 4,222]

Everybody knows the damn truth
Our own kind lied, and lost respect
When we wake up, what can we do?
Get the kids ready, take them to school

Everybody knows Santa Claus ain't real
To give a decent gift, to even own a slay
When they talk xmas, it makes me laugh
They pretend to help, it makes me laugh

I think I understand why people love regifts
I think I understand why we all try hard
Every year they have a kind of gift exchange
But Santa's a lie, spread everywhere

Edited December 18, 2020 by Jakey (see edit history)

[Alm47 892]

Bring me gifts or don't come home

We're lighting candles, ho ho ho

We're making angels in the snow

Bitch, I'm Xmasdonna

Edited December 18, 2020 by alvaroliam (see edit history)

[Ian 2,251]

M's next single:

 

Mariah's roasting on an open fire

her single's being thrown in the trash

KatyCats , with their eyes all aglow

and folks dressed up like Arianators

 

Although it's been drunk may times, many ways,

Champagne Rosé ....to me

 

 

[Roy 7,612]

12 hours ago, Jakey said:

Everybody knows the damn truth
Our own kind lied, and lost respect
When we wake up, what can we do?
Get the kids ready, take them to school

Everybody knows Santa Claus ain't real
To give a decent gift, to even own a slay
When they talk xmas, it makes me laugh
They pretend to help, it makes me laugh

I think I understand why people love regifts
I think I understand why we all try hard
Every year they have a kind of gift exchange
But Santa's a lie, spread everywhere

(choir)

WE...

HATE

SAN..TA...

CLAUSE..

 

[Roy 7,612]

Santa's a mystery
Everyone must give alone
I hear him call my name
And it feels like... home

When he calls my name
I know it's Christmas cheer
I'm down on my knees
More presents there and here

[Roy 7,612]

13 hours ago, RUADJAI said:

oooh I like that....

 

Open your gifts under the tree, baby

I got some socks and a Gaga CD

Open your gifts under the treeeeeeee, baby

We'll drink eggnog and watch, watch bad TV

 

A GAGA CD, which I think that would be Chromatica. 

[emanon 2,377]

15 hours ago, Brandon Clark said:

People have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay toooooooo much time on their hands! LOLOL!

You dont? That is why you dont have time to wank...??

 

 

 

 

[Brandon Clark 1,080]

16 minutes ago, emanon said:

You dont? That is why you dont have time to wank...??

 

 

OK, whatever bro 

 

 

[survivalartist 6,453]

You must be the northern star
Cause you shine on me where ever you are
I just think of you and its ho ho ho
and I need your light under mistletoe