Full Info On Madonna's New EP, Golden Floor [FAKE ALERT!]

[steady75 9,558]

Though I do have to say.. I needed this laugh. The pre release rumour mill is often my favourite part of any M campaign. It’s so much fun. 

[Alfalfa_HampusFL 1,138]

Would be cool... but sounds mostly like a fan's wet dream we'll see...

[Blue Prince 995]

Petition to teach M how to douche before any crap comes out (figuratively lol). I could use a lesson myself. To tell a friend 

[Guest Nobody Knows Me]

35 minutes ago, steady75 said:

Though I do have to say.. I needed this laugh. The pre release rumour mill is often my favourite part of any M campaign. It’s so much fun. 

This just reminded of Risky Places and We Need More Windows In Hell 

[artlover 3,874]

u gotta be kiddin me

[artlover 3,874]

what in the world does sod stand for

[Craigypants 15,271]

[Guest]

Ummmmm, no. Though, looking at Madonna's musical choices over the past decade, I wouldn't be surprised if this was true 

[Fateseeker 1,216]

anyone else here remember the 'wheels on the bus' hoax?

[Andymad 10,291]

I mean I am definitely here for If I Can’t Have You. But if this is indeed fake I don’t know of ANY old disco craving gay that would even accept and think up a “country” version of Rebel Heart lmfao. After she traded in the upbeat dance demo for the mellow guitar version. Bah! Byeeeee

[DanK 9,126]

"Possibly fake"        Is it supposed to be funny? (fails)     Is it supposed to be believable? (fail).

Very sad that someone would have nothing better to do with his time than writing such crap, whatever his goal was.  Another thing that's sad, although that's more on me than on the author of this bullshit : I can clearly recognize the writing style of a certain member who's been posting bullshit Madonna "scoops" of the kind for close to 2 decades online. Aren't you tired of this?  I'm surprised that this time, it doesn't include the usual spelling mistakes and contrived turns of phrases  ("rest ashore you guys will LUV this new track, this is the Madonna that fans have been missing, it has HIT written all ovah it, you guys are the best, Madonna loves you"). PS : and to anyone that goes "hmmm, I wonder if this could be true" : bless your heart, you're sweet.

[DanK 9,126]

2 minutes ago, Andymad said:

But if this is indeed fake

Awwwwwww

[Enrico 15,786]

5 hours ago, ENIPSE said:

"Possibly fake"        Is it supposed to be funny? (fails)     Is it supposed to be believable? (fail).

Possibly fake is my addition. It is thought as a disclaimer.

EDIT: I changed it into "fake alert", I hope it's clearer now.

 

[DanK 9,126]

3 minutes ago, Enrico said:

Possibly fake is my addition. It is thought as a disclaimer.

I know pal, I wasn't saying it against you. Just that adding "POSSIBLY fake" to this thread's title is like saying there is a slight possibility that Donald Trump lost the elections,  or adding "possibly true" to an article claiming Madonna isn't a virgin. It's a euphemism at the very least. 

Edited December 22, 2020 by ENIPSE (see edit history)

[Enrico 15,786]

4 minutes ago, ENIPSE said:

I know pal, I wasn't saying it against you. Just that adding "POSSIBLY fake" to this thread's title is like saying there is a slight possibility that Donald Trump lost the elections,  or adding "possibly true" to an article claiming Madonna isn't a virgin. It's a euphemism at the very least. 

Absolutely. But you know the Weeknd rumour, the EP rumour, the Superbowl rumour are circulating. I don't believe anything but I have no means to find out if at least some of it is true. My other option, as I said, was to close this thread, but I find it funnier than the comments on her IG posts.

[A. A. Aardvark 4,824]

3 hours ago, Madame Madonna said:

To be honest, that article seems like written by an very very old and very very lonely gay grandfather who think that 1970s music is the best because he spent his 20s or 30s in the 1970s. you know what I'm talking about. LOL

Were you asleep in the English class ?

[EgoRod 5,420]

2 hours ago, artlover said:

what in the world does sod stand for

Shit On Dick is my best guessing

[PaperFaces 5,597]

What's that smell?....

...

...oh! wait. It's just the initial post. Never mind.

[Alm47 889]

This sounds like the rumours invented by a certain payola singer fans when we started getting info about M14.

"Risky Places", "We Need More Windows In Hell"... these guys really have a lot of free time on their hands since their fave is too lazy to give them real content, lmao.

[survivalartist 6,434]

Oh my Sod, you're so hot

[Bobo 1,218]

Awful.

[steady75 9,558]

3 hours ago, Blue Prince said:

Petition to teach M how to douche before any crap comes out (figuratively lol). I could use a lesson myself. To tell a friend 

She douched right after Celebration compilation and gave us MDNema. 

[Ian 2,248]

3 hours ago, steady75 said:

She douched right after Celebration compilation and gave us MDNema. 

with the uber hits

shit gone wild

turn up the shit

I'm A-dickpoo

and the Super Bowel special one off Give me all your poopin'

[steady75 9,558]

Can someone remember the full fake lyrics to Bitch I’m Madonna that went around. They were simply hilarious.

I remember one bit

“Bitch I’m Madonna

Don’t call me after 

Leave when it’s over 

Hot. “

???

 

 

[Prayer 14,226]

Shit I'm Madonna!

Now I want it to be real... imagine the reactions.