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songs I skip:

 

I know it

Pretender

Jimmy Jimmy

Love song (sorry its just blah)

Cry baby boy (and most of the songs from Im breathless)

Inside of me (most people like it I don't, period)

Human nature (zzzz zz z... live versions and video ok but I choose to skip it on cd)

Im Addicted

Give me all your lovin

Superstar

 

 

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Random order

 

1. Bitch I'm Madonna

2. Shoo - Bee - Doo

3. Jimmy Jimmy

4. Bye Bye Baby 

5. Don't Stop

6. What It Feels Like For A Girl

7. Future Lovers

8. Give Me All Your Luvin'

9. Some Girls

10. B-Day Song

 

And some songs that were close to gain entry to the list (well, they are actually on it, but I had to choose only 10 songs):

  •  Love Song
  •  Rain
  •  Take A Bow
  •  Drowned World/Substitute For Love
  •  Don't Tell Me
  •  I Love New York
  •  Incredible
  •  Turn Up The Radio
  •  Superstar
  •  Body Shop
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I'm pretty shocked by what songs some fans list here. Love Don´t Live Here Anymore? Live To Tell? This Used To Be My Playground? Something To Remember? Messiah?.... WTF? What´s going on here? These are 5 of my all-time favorite songs but here is my "Top10" which was not hard to put together for me.

1) Give Me All Your Luvin (Worst single of her career and one of the worst videos too!)

2) Spanish Lession (Awful!!!)

3) Superstar (sounds like written by a 6-year old)

4) Gang Bang (Another embarrissing track from a terrible album)

5) Impressive Instant (Worst track on "Music". I was never impressed by this song)

6) Mother And Father (Only 4 songs on "American Life" that I like but this is my least favorite)

7) Some Girls (Terrible...like most "MDNA" tracks)

8) B-Day Song (Next "MDNA" crime....)

9) S.E.X. (Bad track from a great underrated album)

10) Incredible (Just annoying)

 

Edited by Daphne Du Maurier (see edit history)
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I'd like to update my list on page 2, after Madame X.

I am also including only album tracks:

1 Candy Perfume Girl

2 B-Day Song

3 Spanish Lesson

4 Bitch I'm Loca

5 Back that up to the beat

6 Runaway lover

7 Best Night

8 Hollywood

9 Love song

10 Push

 

Otherwise I could add (and believe me, I love MANY non album tracks, like Supernatural):

Champagne Rosé

Let down your guard

Up Down Suite

Your honesty

History

Cyberraga

Superpop

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10. Girl Gone Wild.  Never did I think she was capable of releasing a single so vapid.

9. S.E.X.

8. Nobody’s Perfect. 

7. Best Night

6. Superstar

5. Beat Goes On

4. Body Shop

3. Bitch I’m Madonna

2. Die Another Day

1. Future. Maybe it seemed a good idea at the time to do a song about Madonna in a reggae bar playing with text to speech software. Oh sorry, that was Quavo you say?

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1) GMAYL (by far her worst song ever let alone lead single)

2) Hey You (when bad things happen to well-intended songs)

3) Miles Away 

4) Devil

5) Dance Tonight (all three because of T&T)

6) Take a Bow (Snoozefest Deluxe. Only grace is the video)

7) Like a virgin (Always thought it was too girlie. BAT’s version is amazing though). 

8) SEX (if Dita was a cheap hooker)

9) Cry Baby (even I'm going Bananas has its moments)

10) Me Against the Music (Slutty Britney and Post Guy R-Madonna would have been great. This not so much). 

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7 minutes ago, Cyber-Raga said:

1) GMAYL (by far her worst song ever let alone lead single)

2) Hey You (when bad things happen to well-intended songs)

3) Miles Away 

4) Devil

5) Dance Tonight (all three because of T&T)

6) Take a Bow (Snoozefest Deluxe. Only grace is the video)

7) Like a virgin (Always thought it was too girlie. BAT’s version is amazing though). 

8) SEX (if Dita was a cheap hooker)

9) Cry Baby (even I'm going Bananas has its moments)

10) Me Against the Music (Slutty Britney and Post Guy R-Madonna would have been great. This not so much). 

like a virgin !!!!! o m g ! ! ! lol 

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In no particular order...

Love Makes the World Go 'Round

Shoo-Bee-Doo

Who's That Girl

I Love New York

Hey You

Spanish Lesson

B-Day Song

Superstar

S.E.X.

Autotune Baby

...my problem with most of these songs is that either thematically or lyrically they are inane. I Love New York, Superstar, and S.E.X. I can jam to when they play, but afterwards I remember how cringeworthy the lyrics are. The Confessions Tour performance of ILNY saves the song a little as she presents NY as a state of mind.

Hey You, I can appreciate the effort, I feel like Madonna wanted so bad to create something up there with Lennon's Imagine, and be regarded publicly like Lennon, as this person who wanted to improve the world and unite people; but the song ends up coming across ham handed. 

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On 9/5/2019 at 1:08 PM, Daphne Du Maurier said:

I'm pretty shocked by what songs some fans list here. Love Don´t Live Here Anymore? Live To Tell? This Used To Be My Playground? Something To Remember? Messiah?.... WTF? What´s going on here? These are 5 of my all-time favorite songs but here is my "Top10" which was not hard to put together for me.

1) Give Me All Your Luvin (Worst single of her career and one of the worst videos too!)

2) Spanish Lession (Awful!!!)

3) Superstar (sounds like written by a 6-year old)

4) Gang Bang (Another embarrissing track from a terrible album)

5) Impressive Instant (Worst track on "Music". I was never impressed by this song)

6) Mother And Father (Only 4 songs on "American Life" that I like but this is my least favorite)

7) Some Girls (Terrible...like most "MDNA" tracks)

8) B-Day Song (Next "MDNA" crime....)

9) S.E.X. (Bad track from a great underrated album)

10) Incredible (Just annoying)

 

We have so much alike music taste-wise! :Madonna010:

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