Worst Madonna songs

[Andymad 10,352]

YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

 

 

YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

 

Oh honeys if anyone in this Madonna kingdom knows me, they'll know I would sell my entire gentles region for EVERY pro shot of Express Yourself from BAT. I was kidding. It is my fav. My LEAST fav M song would have to be Bitch I'm Madonna.

[mr00mister 893]

Hard Candy - Every damn song... its awful!

 

bro don't talk shit about Hard Candy

 

>:'c

[RUADJAI 14,942]

Y'all a mess. Bday song is the shit. I wanna hear it on my birthday instead of bitches tryna sing the damn birthday song half heartedly, trailing off as it gets closer to the end. 

 

My type of party there's no hangover! 

 

Jimmy Jimmy

Love Makes the World Go Round

S.E.X.

Did you Do it

Words

Push

Survival

and Dance 2night (Only cuz of her verses, I really like the chorus and pre chorus)

[angelamanda623 327]

prince is/was GOD. so there's no such thing as too "prince-ish".

I concur NowRadiate.  Let me catch another hater on this board.  NEVER disrespect THE man!!

 

Now, by album (and some albums, note, I am forcing myself to choose, because many of them are just sheer perfection):

 

Madonna - I Know It

 

Like A Virgin - Like A Virgin

 

True Blue - True Blue

 

Like A Prayer - Dear Jessie

 

Erotica - Did You Do It?  (I think that we all are agreed upon this one)

 

Bedtime Stories - Take A Bow

 

Ray Of Light - Skin

 

Music - Amazing

 

American Life - X-Static Process

 

Confessions On A Dance Floor - Forbidden Love

 

Hard Candy - Heartbeat

 

MDNA - Masterpiece

 

Rebel Heart - Best Night

[Headless.Headphones 727]

I love nearly ALL songs she recorded cause she is just a genius, but there are a few songs that I totally dislike. Let me know what songs you don't like / hate:

 

Jimmy Jimmy:

I mean... wtf

 

Love Makes the World Go Round:

It's okay but it's just not a masterpiece like the rest off True Blue.

 

Love Song:

It's too Prince-ish! 

 

Did You Do It?:

Some rapper feat. Madonna? No thanks.

 

Nobody Knows Me:

I LOVE the live version (RIT) but the album version just kinda sucks and it doesn't fit to the AL album (musically!)

 

Future Lovers:

Was awesome live, but she sounds weird on the COADF album, sames goes for Let It Will Be!

 

B-Day Song:

The MDNA album itself wasn't a masterpiece, but this song is SO SO SO SO useless. Let's not talk about the lyrics...

 

This is crazypants to me lol. Love Song is a masterpiece and when you get a chance listen the remastered LAP because it shines! Also Did You Do It? doesn't count but also it's not on the version of Erotica I listen to; it's like saying Act of Contrition is a song. Nobody Knows Me? now we need the straight jacket. 

 

My list:

 

Love Don't Live Here Anymore

Cherish

I'm Going Bananas

Where Life Begins

In This Life

Take a Bow

Little Star

Sorry

Spanish Lesson

I'm a Sinner

Masterpiece

B-Day Song

Messiah

Rebel Heart

 

[devilpray 2,387]

Her only good songs are Santa Baby and Spanish Lesson. The rest SUCKS. Fuck Like a Prayer give me some chipmunk realness vocals baby

[Beto 704]

Bedtime Stories - Take A Bow

What?

[Headless.Headphones 727]

I usually say and still do that I hate Bedtime Stories because half of it so dull. I went to make worst songs list - Take a Bow was the only one i could honestly write down, it's such dreck. 

[Elazul 250]

Impressive Instant & Forbidden Love among worst songs?

[SimonVenekeo 1,893]

Bye. I love Did You Do It?. More than some other songs on Erotica.

[Headless.Headphones 727]

Bye. I love Did You Do It?. More than some other songs on Erotica.

 

:mama003:

[Stevo 6,436]

Ooops. I forgot Miles Away.

[Headless.Headphones 727]

Ooops. I forgot Miles Away.

 

Actually I can't say I hate them but if i were to add two more Miles Away and Voices.

[baymad4her 1,990]

I've always disliked Secret and Beautiful Stranger and dare I say it on here without being vilified lol Hung Up

[edwinmorrison 943]

Am I the only living person who loves Shoo-Bee-Doo? Seriously?

 

 

i love it as well

[Inco 9,845]

Albuns:

 

MADONNA: I Know It

 

LIKE A VIRGIN: Scooby-Doo aka Shoo-Bee-Doo

 

TRUE BLUE: Not too bad, Jimmy jimmy and Love Makes The World Go Round

 

LIKE A PRAYER: Not too bad, Love Song. Act Of Contrition (why? when? Who?)

 

EROTICA: now you´re gonna scream: Erotica, Bye Bye Baby (not too bad, but her voice...), Where life begins (lyrics, the instrumental is cool), Did You Do It (Madonna did you do it? did you include this song in this album? is it true?). In This Life and Word should have been released as edit version. I always skip these two songs plus Secret Garden.

 

BEDTIME STORIES: so good

 

RAY OF LIGHT: perfect

 

MUSIC: Impressive Instant, I don´t like to singy singy singy like a bird, Cyber-raga is too much confused

 

AMERICAN LIFE: Not too bad, American Life, Hollywood, one of her best albuns

 

COAD: It´s amazing, let´s dance but Superpop is out.

 

HARD CANDY: Well, Give It 2 Me, Incredible (why? When? Who?), Spanish Lesson. Where´s the awesome Across The Sky?

 

MDNA: I can´t believe Orbit was one of the producers. Let´s go: Gang Bang, I´m addicted, feats in GMAYL, Superstar (it should be Lola´s first single), Britney should have be credited in this album, isn´t she singing Some Girls?, B-day Song (why? When? Who?)

 

REBEL HEART: Devl Pray (the demo is wonderful), Unapologeti Bitch, BIM (after Ray Of Light, Like A Prayer, American Life, why a song like this?), Holy Water, Auto-tune Baby, SEX, Veni Vidi Vici.

 

Soundracks:

 

WTG: perfect 4 tracks

I'M BREATHLESS: Cry Baby (We do cry when we listen to it lol), I´m Going Bananas

EVITA: not Madonna songs actually

 

Compilation:

 

YCD: Cool

 

TIC: Justify My Love, yes I don´t like this song

 

STR: perfect songs

 

CELEBRATION: Not too bad, Celebration and Revolver.

 

 

OTHER:

 

Ain't No Big Deal

Alone With You

Arioso (too sad imo)

Boum

Freedom (Carnival)

History 

I Like / Love For Tender

Revolution

Score

Sidewalk Talk

Supernatural

Take A Day

Take It Back

Triggering Your Senses

Trust No Bitch

[mr00mister 893]

LIKE A VIRGIN: Scooby-Doo aka Shoo-Bee-Doo

 

from now on I will only refer to Shoo-Bee-Doo as Scoobert Doobert.

[MeantToBeIconic 998]

 

Albuns:

 

MADONNA: I Know It

 

LIKE A VIRGIN: Scooby-Doo aka Shoo-Bee-Doo

 

TRUE BLUE: Not too bad, Jimmy jimmy and Love Makes The World Go Round

 

LIKE A PRAYER: Not too bad, Love Song. Act Of Contrition (why? when? Who?)

 

EROTICA: now you´re gonna scream: Erotica, Bye Bye Baby (not too bad, but her voice...), Where life begins (lyrics, the instrumental is cool), Did You Do It (Madonna did you do it? did you include this song in this album? is it true?). In This Life and Word should have been released as edit version. I always skip these two songs plus Secret Garden.

 

BEDTIME STORIES: so good

 

RAY OF LIGHT: perfect

 

MUSIC: Impressive Instant, I don´t like to singy singy singy like a bird, Cyber-raga is too much confused

 

AMERICAN LIFE: Not too bad, American Life, Hollywood, one of her best albuns

 

COAD: It´s amazing, let´s dance but Superpop is out.

 

HARD CANDY: Well, Give It 2 Me, Incredible (why? When? Who?), Spanish Lesson. Where´s the awesome Across The Sky?

 

MDNA: I can´t believe Orbit was one of the producers. Let´s go: Gang Bang, I´m addicted, feats in GMAYL, Superstar (it should be Lola´s first single), Britney should have be credited in this album, isn´t she singing Some Girls?, B-day Song (why? When? Who?)

 

REBEL HEART: Devl Pray (the demo is wonderful), Unapologeti Bitch, BIM (after Ray Of Light, Like A Prayer, American Life, why a song like this?), Holy Water, Auto-tune Baby, SEX, Veni Vidi Vici.

 

Soundracks:

 

WTG: perfect 4 tracks

I'M BREATHLESS: Cry Baby (We do cry when we listen to it lol), I´m Going Bananas

EVITA: not Madonna songs actually

 

Compilation:

 

YCD: Cool

 

TIC: Justify My Love, yes I don´t like this song

 

STR: perfect songs

 

CELEBRATION: Not too bad, Celebration and Revolver.

 

 

OTHER:

 

Ain't No Big Deal

Alone With You

Arioso (too sad imo)

Boum

Freedom (Carnival)

History 

I Like / Love For Tender

Revolution

Score

Sidewalk Talk

Supernatural

Take A Day

Take It Back

Triggering Your Senses

Trust No Bitch

 

 

Jesus do you like anything? That was quite a good chunk of her discog

[Alfalfa_HampusFL 1,138]

 

Albuns:

 

MADONNA: I Know It

TRUE BLUE: Love Makes The World Go Round

EROTICA: Erotica

MUSIC: Impressive Instant

AMERICAN LIFE:  American Life, Hollywood

HARD CANDY:  Give It 2 Me

MDNA: Gang Bang, I´m addicted, feats in GMAYL,

REBEL HEART: Devl Pray (the demo is wonderful), Unapologeti Bitch, BIM (after Ray Of Light, Like A Prayer, American Life, why a song like this?), Holy Water, Auto-tune Baby, SEX, Veni Vidi Vici.

I'M BREATHLESS: Cry Baby

TIC: Justify My Love

CELEBRATION: Celebration and Revolver.

 

 

OTHER:

 

Ain't No Big Deal

Revolution

Sidewalk Talk

Supernatural

 

:scary:

[Inco 9,845]

@@MeantToBeIconic lol I love most of the song, some of the songs are not too bad but some I think it´s her worst songs, Maybe I should sum up:

 

Erotica

Did you Do It

Where Life Begins

Superpop

Incredible

Spanish Lesson 

I'm Addicted 

B-Day Song

Unapologetic B

B I'm Madonna

Trust No B

Holy Water

Sex

Justify My Love

[manoba 699]

"Bitch I'm Madonna"

 

Just embarrassing.

[mr00mister 893]

i'm shocked no one has named Illuminati.

 

my sister said it sounded like a Miley Cyrus song the first time I heard the album.

[DaanB 3]

The WORST sounds so bad...but my least favorite has to be B-Day Song. 

[musicinferno 3,683]

Material Girl

Pretender

Stay

Love Makes The World Go Round

Till Death Do Us Party

Dear Jessie

Cry Baby

Secret Garden

Mer Girl

To Have And Not To Hold

Super Pop

B-Day Song

I Fucked Up

Some Girls

Autotune Baby

[Bobo 1,218]

In terms of lyrics or production, I choose these. Anything earlier I can forgive, but as an established artist later on, these have no excuses. I'm sure there are more, but it's too early in the morning...

 

Did You Do It

Human Nature

One More Chance

Runaway Lover

Amazing

Gone

American Life

Nobody Knows Me

Future Lovers

Devil

4 Minutes

Give It 2 Me

Miles Away

Revolver

Celebration

Give Me All Your Loving

Superstar

Masterpiece

Gang Bang

Birthday Song

Turn Up The Radio

Sex

Messiah

Queen

Bitch I'm Madonna