Worst Madonna songs

[Bobo 1,218]

In terms of lyrics or production, I choose these. Anything earlier I can forgive, but as an established artist later on, these have no excuses. I'm sure there are more, but it's too early in the morning...

 

Did You Do It

Human Nature

One More Chance

Runaway Lover

Amazing

Gone

American Life

Nobody Knows Me

Future Lovers

Devil

4 Minutes

Give It 2 Me

Miles Away

Revolver

Celebration

Give Me All Your Loving

Superstar

Masterpiece

Gang Bang

Birthday Song

Turn Up The Radio

Sex

Messiah

Queen

Bitch I'm Madonna

[Beto 704]

In terms of lyrics or production, I choose these. Anything earlier I can forgive, but as an established artist later on, these have no excuses. I'm sure there are more, but it's too early in the morning...

Gone

Miles Away

Masterpiece

Gang Bang

Messiah

Queen

Whaaat, they are of their best lyrics

[Enrico 15,788]

I don't know why you all hate Did you do it!

It's funny, the story of the man trying to seduce M and splitting the rubber and M singing "Waiting" is really working!

 

Some B-sides are awful, especially Let down your guard and Your honesty. At the opposite Supernatural is fantastic!

[Enrico 15,788]

Inside of me is one of mu favourite track in Rebel Heart, but the final release is worse than the demo, that is true...

[Enrico 15,788]

In terms of lyrics or production, I choose these. Anything earlier I can forgive, but as an established artist later on, these have no excuses. I'm sure there are more, but it's too early in the morning...

 

Did You Do It

Human Nature

One More Chance

Runaway Lover

Amazing

Gone

American Life

Nobody Knows Me

Future Lovers

Devil

4 Minutes

Give It 2 Me

Miles Away

Revolver

Celebration

Give Me All Your Loving

Superstar

Masterpiece

Gang Bang

Birthday Song

Turn Up The Radio

Sex

Messiah

Queen

Bitch I'm Madonna

 

Gone? Masterpiece?? American Life???

[mr00mister 893]

I don't know why you all hate Did you do it!

It's funny, the story of the man trying to seduce M and splitting the rubber and M singing "Waiting" is really working!

 

truth is i've never looked up the lyrics for this one. sounds like a song made on the spot, and they liked it so much they decided to keep it on the album.

 

i think it was originally intended to be a hidden track? i have a cassette edition of Erotica, and it doesn't lists it, or has it's credits / also, it has a shorter version of Secret Garden, without the piano outro.

[Dazedmadonna 16,406]

Shoo-Bee-Doo

Jimmy Jimmy

Where's The Party (Album Version) sorry not sorry

Act Of Contrition

Cry Baby

Has To Be sorry not sorry x2

What it Feels Like For A Girl sorry not sorry x3

Spanish Lesson

Incredible

Turn Up The Radio

Give Me All Your Luvin'

Superstar

I'm A Sinner

Love Spent sorry not sorry x4

I Fucked Up

B'Day Song

Beautiful Scars

 

 

B-SIDE/UNRELEASED

Queen

Freedom

Infinity

Ain't No Big Deal

Up Down Suite

Goodbye To Innocence (I love the demos tho)

Like A Flower

The Game

Bang Bang

Take A Day

Take It Back

Tragic Girl

[NowRadiate 3,331]

Love Spent sorry not sorry x4

 

i agree with this one so much.

probably the one madonna song i really can't stand listening to at all.

[nkt 247]

I know this may not be relevant, but I think Hard Candy is her worst. I think she wrote the lyrics when she was lazy. The lyrics were ridiculous, the melody was OK (apart from the amazing miles away :3). I love the tour though. But I really don't like the album. Please M never collaborate with JT, Timbaland & PW EVER again :(

Messiah is a masterpiece. It has the "church", "holy" vibe. It is something...

[Dazedmadonna 16,406]

i agree with this one so much.

probably the one madonna song i really can't stand listening to at all.

Awful, just awful.

The vocal editing, that horrible auto-tune tragic effect is unbearable.

[NowRadiate 3,331]

Awful, just awful.

The vocal editing, that horrible auto-tune tragic effect is unbearable.,

 

on the other hand, there are enough great madonna songs.

[7even 0]

Spanish Lesson (when you do your homework baby I will give you more)

 

Did You Do It (who)

 

Jimmy Jimmy (ehhh?)

 

Love Makes The World Go Round (I tried to like it, I really did)

 

I Fucked Up (I thought she had a house with a swimming pool)

[Headless.Headphones 727]

If I see one more Love Makes the World Go Round. I myself thought it was a cheesefest but I saw the live version and loved that but still thought cheese for years, now I love the song.

 

Also if i'm the only person who dislikes Love Don't Live Here Anymore, I want to pack my bags along with it. Because I actually was able to bare it along with HeartBreakCity but that is the whiniest ballad she's done. 

 

Ps. Did You Do It? is also cheating.

[Den991133 192]

I'm the only one who thinks that the album "Hard Candy" is completely disgusting  ? And more than half of her future works too?

[SimonVenekeo 1,893]

truth is i've never looked up the lyrics for this one. sounds like a song made on the spot, and they liked it so much they decided to keep it on the album.

 

i think it was originally intended to be a hidden track? i have a cassette edition of Erotica, and it doesn't lists it, or has it's credits / also, it has a shorter version of Secret Garden, without the piano outro.

There's a explicit and clean version of Erotica (ironically) which omits Did You Do It?

[baymad4her 1,989]

i think it was originally intended to be a hidden track? i have a cassette edition of Erotica, and it doesn't lists it, or has it's credits / also, it has a shorter version of Secret Garden, without the piano outro.

 

I'd really like to hear that version of Secret Garden

[wtg1987 10,151]

I don't class Did You Do It a Madonna song any more than i class the dreadful me against the music a madonna song ? For me her worst songs are - Incredible, im so stupid, act of contrition, cry baby, most of the evita OST, one more chance & superstar

[wtg1987 10,151]

I've always disliked Secret and Beautiful Stranger and dare I say it on here without being vilified lol Hung Up

Wow - i thought i was the only person who hated hung Up ? ) and i forgot to add Bitch Im Madonna(And the video to that is probably her worst too )

[NowRadiate 3,331]

most of the evita OST

 

blasphemy!!!

 

   

 

[Elazul 250]

Whaaat, they are of their best lyrics

Gang Bang is practically a nursery rhyme but many love it due to her drag queen impersonating attitude in it... XD

 

As for Erotica cassette, maybe none of the copies have Did You Do It? incuded since the album was already stretching length limits?

[manoba 699]

I'm the only one who thinks that the album "Hard Candy" is completely disgusting  ? And more than half of her future works too?

No, you're not. HC is an awful album and I don't count it as a real Madonna album. Someone said it better ("Madonna sounds like a guest at her own party").

 

Also, "Bitch I'm Madonna" is not something an artist like Madonna should ever do.

[Headless.Headphones 727]

i think it was originally intended to be a hidden track? i have a cassette edition of Erotica, and it doesn't lists it, or has it's credits / also, it has a shorter version of Secret Garden, without the piano outro.

 

I'd really like to hear that version of Secret Garden

 

WHAT? 

[Elazul 250]

Well if she was a guest on Hard Candy then we have to come up with something for MDNA and Rebel Heart where her label was buying songs and needed 8-10 co-writers for simple tracks...

[mr00mister 893]

As for Erotica cassette, maybe none of the copies have Did You Do It? incuded since the album was already stretching length limits?

 

we're saying the tape actually has the song, but the title wasn't printed on the cover.

[Elazul 250]

we're saying the tape actually has the song, but the title wasn't printed on the cover.

Checked on Discogs and none of them have it listed indeed, but can anyone verify the song is included?