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I used to love getting the Danilo official calendars so I'm very annoyed about this happening again in 2021.  I'll have to do what I did in previous years when there wasn't one:  1998, 2003, 2017 and this year, and buy the best unoffical one I can. The problem is they usually look cheap and badly designed, except the unofficial one I bought for 2020 - it was just as good as an official one.
I can't get through a day without Madonna in my life so a calendar is essential.

I hope her leg has got better. I worry. She does look like she's back to her fit and lithe self.

As a tribute to her Like A Virgin performance on the Blond Ambition tour, I once simulated masturbation on a big red velvet bed. I was just like her when I viewed the CCTV in the presence of the police just before I was released with a warning and given a 5-year ban from all IKEA stores.

As a tribute to her Like A Virgin performance on the Blond Ambition tour, I once simulated masturbation on a big red velvet bed. I was just like her when I viewed the CCTV in the presence of the police just before I was released with a warning and given a 5-year ban from all IKEA stores.

We both have big balls.

As a tribute to her Like A Virgin performance on the Blond Ambition tour, I once simulated masturbation on a big red velvet bed. I was just like her when I viewed the CCTV in the presence of the police just before I was released with a warning and given a 5-year ban from all IKEA stores.

As a tribute to her Like A Virgin performance on the Blond Ambition tour, I once simulated masturbation on a big red velvet bed. I was just like her when I viewed the CCTV in the presence of the police just before I was released with a warning and given a 5-year ban from all IKEA stores.

As a tribute to her Like A Virgin performance on the Blond Ambition tour, I once simulated masturbation on a big red velvet bed. I was just like her when I viewed the CCTV in the presence of the police just before I was released with a warning and given a 5-year ban from all IKEA stores.

Is anything missing ?  (official videos/ commissioned videos only)    list updated 10.23.2020
1.    EVERYBODY • 1982
2.    BURNING UP • 1983
3.    BORDERLINE • 1983
4.    LUCKY STAR • 1983
5.    LIKE A VIRGIN • 1984
6.    MATERIAL GIRL • 1984
7.    CRAZY FOR YOU • 1984
8.    GAMBLER • 1984
9.    INTO THE GROOVE • 1985
10.    LIVE TO TELL • 1986
11.    PAPA DON'T PREACH • 1986
12.    TRUE BLUE • 1986
13.    OPEN YOUR HEART • 1987
14.    LA ISLA BONITA • 1987
15.    WHO'S THAT GIRL • 1987
16.    LIKE A PRAYER • 1989
17.    EXPRESS YOURSELF • 1989
18.    CHERISH • 1989
19.    OH FATHER • 1989
20.    DEAR JESSIE • 1989
21.    VOGUE • 1990
22.    JUSTIFY MY LOVE • 1990
23.    THIS USED TO BE MY PLAYGROUND • 1992
24.    EROTICA • 1992
25.    DEEPER AND DEEPER • 1992
26.    BAD GIRL • 1992
27.    FEVER • 1993
28.    RAIN • 1993
29.    I'LL REMEMBER • 1994
30.    SECRET • 1994
31.    TAKE A BOW • 1994
32.    BEDTIME STORY • 1995
33.    HUMAN NATURE • 1995
34.    I WANT YOU • 1995
35.    YOU'LL SEE • 1995
36.    LOVE DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE • 1996
37.    YOU MUST LOVE ME • 1996
38.    FROZEN • 1998
39.    RAY OF LIGHT • 1998
40.    DROWNED WORLD SUBSTITUTE FOR LOVE • 1998
41.    THE POWER OF GOODBYE • 1998
42.    NOTHING REALLY MATTERS • 1999
43.    BEAUTIFUL STRANGER • 1999
44.    AMERICAN PIE • 2000
45.    MUSIC • 2000
46.    DON'T TELL ME • 2000
47.    WHAT IT FEELS LIKE FOR A GIRL • 2001
48.    DIE ANOTHER DAY • 2002
49.    AMERICAN LIFE • 2003
50.    HOLLYWOOD • 2003
51.    LOVE PROFUSION • 2003
52.    HUNG UP • 2005
53.    SORRY • 2005
54.    GET TOGETHER • 2006
55.    JUMP • 2006
56.    FOUR MINUTES • 2008
57.    GIVE IT TO ME • 2008
58.    MILES AWAY • 2009
59.    CELEBRATION • 2009
60.    GIVE ME ALL YOUR LUVIN • 2012
61.    GIRL GONE WILD • 2012
62.    TURN UP THE RADIO • 2012
63.    LIVING FOR LOVE • 2014
64.    GHOSTTOWN • 2015
65.    BITCH I'M MADONNA • 2015
66.    MEDELLIN • 2019
67.    CRAVE • 2019
68.    DARK BALLET • 2019
69.    GOD CONTROL • 2019
70.    BATUKA • 2019
OFFICIAL ALTERNATE / PROMO / BACKDROP VIDEOS
1.    LUCKY STAR • alternate cut
2.    ANGEL • promo
3.    LIKE A VIRGIN • alternate cut
4.    TRUE BLUE • MTV contest video
5.    THE LOOK OF LOVE • promo
6.    RESCUE ME • promo
7.    EROTICA • X-rated
8.    ONE MORE CHANCE • promo
9.    VERAS • promo
10.    DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA • promo
11.    BUENOS AIRES • promo
12.    ANOTHER SUITCASE IN ANOTHER HALL • promo
13.    PARADISE NOT FOR ME • backdrop
14.    MER GIRL • backdrop
15.    ME AGAINST THE MUSIC • Britney Spears feat. Madonna
16.    AMERICAN LIFE • alternate [flags]
17.    AMERICAN LIFE • alternate director’s cut
18.    THE BEAST WITHIN • backdrop
19.    VOGUE 2004 • backdrop
20.    BEDTIME STORY 2004 • backdrop
21.    GET TOGETHER • alternate European version
22.    SORRY • DON'T SPEAK • early backdrop
23.    SORRY • DON'T SPEAK • backdrop
24.    FUTURE LOVERS • backdrop video
25.    HEY YOU • promo video
26.    CELEBRATION • alternate [fans version]
27.    GET STUPID • solo video
28.    GET STUPID • backdrop
29.    JUSTIFY MY LOVE 2012 • backdrop
30.    NOBODY KNOWS ME 2012 • backdrop
31.    REVOLUTION ICONIC • backdrop
32.    MEDELLIN • alternate video
33.    DARK BALLET • alternate video
34.    CRAVE • demo cut
35.    I RISE • promo video
36.    LEVITATING • Dua Lipa feat. Madonna
OFFICIAL LIVE VIDEOS
1.    DRESS YOU UP • The Virgin Tour live video
2.    LIKE A VIRGIN • The Virgin Tour live video
3.    CAUSING A COMMOTION • Who’s That Girl Tour live video
4.    INTO THE GROOVE • Who’s That Girl Tour live video
5.    HANKY PANKY • Blond Ambition Tour live video
6.    HOLIDAY • Blond Ambition Tour live video
7.    LIKE A VIRGIN • Blond Ambition Tour live video
8.    VOGUE • MTV Awards live video
9.    BYE BYE BABY • The Girlie Show live video
10.    HOLIDAY • The Drowned World Tour live video
11.    JUMP • The Confessions Tour live video
OFFICIAL REMIX VIDEOS
1.    SECRET • Junior Single Mix
2.    BEDTIME STORY • Junior Single Mix
3.    FROZEN • Calderone Radio Mix
4.    FROZEN • Stereo MC Remix Edit
5.    RAY OF LIGHT • Sasha Ultraviolet Edit
6.    RAY OF LIGHT • Calderone Club Edit
7.    NOTHING REALLY MATTERS • Club69 Remix
8.    AMERICAN PIE • Humpty Vission Radio Mix
9.    AMERICAN PIE • Calderone Vocal Edit
10.    MUSIC • Dan'o'Rama Montage Edit 1
11.    MUSIC • Dan'o'Rama Montage Edit 2
12.    MUSIC • HQ2 Remix
13.    DON'T TELL ME • Vission Remix Edit
14.    GHV2 • Megamix Thunderpuss
15.    GHV2 • Megamix Tracy Young
16.    GHV2 • Megamix Johnny Rocks
17.    DIE ANOTHER DAY • Brother Brown Remix
18.    HOLLYWOOD • Aviddiva Remix
19.    HOLLYWOOD • Oakenfold Remix
20.    NOBODY KNOWS ME • Aviddiva X-Remix
21.    GET TOGETHER • Aviddiva Remix
22.    GIRL GONE WILD • Avicii UMF Festival Remix
23.    BITCH I'M MADONNA • Sander Kleinenberg Remix
 

..but she's got candy galore; why won't you come into her store..? 

LOVING IT.
And no makeup at all, just some lipstick. 62? Really? She's gorgeous. F*ck the haters.

I'm glad it looks so different. She's had that Sticky & Sweet light blonde wavy look and length since 2008, with only very minor variations.
New look, new era. New music? I hope. Ditch the biopic. No one will ever good enough to play her. It will invariably be a let-down.

EDIT: Sorry, I just realised you wrote “It never needs to be heard live again”, but I missed that pretty important distinction upon first reading  So my answer below hopefully makes more sense with that disclaimer added...
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Said no one.
 

 
Just kidding. To each their own!
I personally wouldn’t mind if she never performed Candy Shop again, especially if it meant we got a less often performed song in its place, like Cherish or Nothing Really Matters 

For some reason ''Candy Shop'' popped into my head just now, and my initial thought was:  why does Madonna like it so much and perform it on her tours and live so often - or does it just feel that way?  In my opinion, it's one of the weakest songs on one of her weakest albums, and doesn't warrant the exposure it gets.  For me, ''Human Nature'' is another one I roll my eyes at.
Then it got me thinking - has anyone ever compiled a list all her songs and the frequency that she has played them on tours?  It'd be a big task but I'd be interested to see the numbers.  It's obvious which ones would be at the top.  It would be great to have a list which would also include even when part-songs are performed, included in medleys or songs on backdrops and interludes. 
I'd love to see ''The Power of Good-bye'' and ''Time Stood Still'' someday played on a tour.  

Bitch I'm Madonna. I wanted it to end. 

Live To Tell
Crazy For You ,
Time Stood Still
The Power of Good-bye
Rebel Heart.
I'm a very fragile and emotional person; I cry at anything. I cried for days when she fell over in that live performance of Living For Love.

Never cuter than in the Borderline video. I just wanted to hug her when that boy walked away from her.

I don't know why people are so in love with the Avicii version of RH. That kind of trumpet sound at the beginning is cheap, horrible. But the song is great, very radio-friendly, lyrics that many can relate to, easy to be remixed with dance versions, it definitely deserved to be a single.

The biggest fails of the entire RH album cycle was her fall at the Brits and the leaks. Had neither situation occurred I think the era would have been catastrophically different. Living For Love was not the best choice for a lead single either,BIM should have stayed an album track and never received release as a single period. I think it's the worst song of her entire discography.  It was a missed opportunity for Avicci's version of Rebel Heart not being included on the final album tracklist because that would have been an ideal single to come back on,something unexpected in Madonna's track record of first single releases. The last time she released a ballad as the first single was for Ray Of Light (Frozen) and she should do it again someday.

For some reason ''Candy Shop'' popped into my head just now, and my initial thought was:  why does Madonna like it so much and perform it on her tours and live so often - or does it just feel that way?  In my opinion, it's one of the weakest songs on one of her weakest albums, and doesn't warrant the exposure it gets.  For me, ''Human Nature'' is another one I roll my eyes at.
Then it got me thinking - has anyone ever compiled a list all her songs and the frequency that she has played them on tours?  It'd be a big task but I'd be interested to see the numbers.  It's obvious which ones would be at the top.  It would be great to have a list which would also include even when part-songs are performed, included in medleys or songs on backdrops and interludes. 
I'd love to see ''The Power of Good-bye'' and ''Time Stood Still'' someday played on a tour.  

Thank you. It is just what I was looking for. I was not imagining it  - according to these stats, Candy Shop is the most played song that was never a single. 

For some reason ''Candy Shop'' popped into my head just now, and my initial thought was:  why does Madonna like it so much and perform it on her tours and live so often - or does it just feel that way?  In my opinion, it's one of the weakest songs on one of her weakest albums, and doesn't warrant the exposure it gets.  For me, ''Human Nature'' is another one I roll my eyes at.
Then it got me thinking - has anyone ever compiled a list all her songs and the frequency that she has played them on tours?  It'd be a big task but I'd be interested to see the numbers.  It's obvious which ones would be at the top.  It would be great to have a list which would also include even when part-songs are performed, included in medleys or songs on backdrops and interludes. 
I'd love to see ''The Power of Good-bye'' and ''Time Stood Still'' someday played on a tour.  

Thank you. It is just what I was looking for. I was not imagining it  - according to these stats, Candy Shop is the most played song that was never a single. 

I honestly believe Madame X killed the the Candy Shop curse. She sang it thrice in a row so she probably got bored and already forgot it... I hope. 

Arena is the happy medium, I believe, but I was at the London Palladium In February for Madame X, near the front of the first upper level, and I was so close to the stage it felt like I could almost touch her. So theatre has that advantage.