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Madonna at the ICU - One Night Only
ACT I: The Last Rehearsal
1. Wearybody / Musick
2. Burning Up / Pulse Gone Wild
3. Frozen / Fever (with samples from Hot 'n Cold)
4. Rescue Me / Strogue
5. Bedtime Story
ACT II: The Dream
Medecín - Interlude
6. La Isla Bacteria
7. ColiDay / Cancellation
8. Hung Up on Bacteria
9. Bacterial Gwwoorrlllll! / Causing an Infection
10. Drug You Up
ACT III: The Hospital
Doc Control - Interlude
11. Like a Patient
12. Open Your Mouth / Into the Throat
13. Lucky Star / Beautiful Surgeon
14. Die Another Day / Doctor Don't Preach
15. Love Infusion
ACT IV: The Therapy
Drug Store - Interlude
16. Biotica / Justify My Cough
17. Secrete
18. Take a Dump / The Power of Anti-Byeotics
19. This Used to Be My World Tour
20. Like a Vaccine
ACT V: Recovery
I Don't Tour I Sleep - Interlude
21. Ray of Light
22. 4 Months (to Recover)
23. Lazy for You
24. Don't Tell Me (to Sit)
ACT VI: The Return
Sorry - Interlude
25. Give It 2 Me
26. Bitch I'm Madonna

It's getting a bit morose here, so for some light entertainment....
 
So, Madonna goes into hospital, and it goes something like this:
 
MADONNA: Well doc, Give It 2 Me. Is it my Heartbeat? Fever? Am I heading into a Ghosttown? I feel like I'm Burning Up. Tell me doc, what's Inside Of Me? Is it time to Take A Bow? Do I need Holiday? No, wait, Don't Tell Me!
 
DOC: Calm down Madonna. I know you like to Express Yourself, but come on, Keep It Together! 
 
MADONNA: Arghh I'm Going Bananas, I Know It, I've only got 4 Minutes to live! I wanna Live To Tell, I wanna Die Another Day, I just need One More Chance, You'll See! I Promise To Try.
 
DOC: Would you please stop Causing A Commotion and just Hold Tight!
 
MADONNA: Argh I Can't Stop! I'm Addicted! Bitch, I'm Madonna! I know what you Think Of Me, you think I'm Crazy, that I'm just a Material Girl who always wants More and always out for a bit of Hanky Panky, that I'm a Bad Girl and just a Girl Gone Wild; a bit of an Unapologetic Bitch sometimes. Why's It So Hard to see I'm just Living For Love?
 
DOC: We're going to give you a sedative.
 
MADONNA: (under sedation) Be... Careful...With...My...Heart...zzzz

With complete respect for Madonna and her health, I do agree that an official statement about the tour is due at this point. I get that they said it's postponed, but for all we know, that means a few days (I know that's extremely unlikely). Some of us have flights and hotels scheduled for less than 2 weeks from now and aren't going to be able to get money back. I've gone ahead and canceled mine, but I feel badly for anyone holding out still. 
At the very least, it would be great if they could indicate which shows are definitely moving and which aren't. Understandably, they may need to adjust even more, but they could postpone the first 4 weeks or whatever with the justification of Madonna's recovery, stating that she is being cared for and monitored and that additional dates will be reassessed as they have further details.

Madonna was secretly recording music with pop superstar just hours before hospital dash
"IT wasn’t just tour rehearsals which had Madonna feeling exhausted ahead of her collapse last weekend.
(...) I can reveal that just hours before being found unresponsive in her New York home, the Like A Prayer singer was locked in the studio with fellow pop superstar Katy Perry."
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/bizarre/10966692/madonna-secretly-recording-music-katy-perry-before-hospital/
My two idols work together for the very first time and when it happens one ends up in hospital?! 😭 I love both so much I hope they will create music together after Madge is healthy and well!!! 

I don't need a daily update. But if she is at home and recovering, it would have been nice to receive an update like this from her team, not from her friends. You can update people with a message like this and still be professional.
And yes, is coming from a caring about her fans place ❤️

For anyone who hasn't had a bacterial infection before... I think they're actually quite common for people who work out, go to gyms, and are around other sweaty people. I don't necessarily agree with the idea that it's because she's pushing herself and she can't handle it (unless they are lying to the public about what happened). You can get a bacterial infection simply from having a small cut and laying on a surface with that bacteria. (Look up staph infection)
However, they are also serious... and need to be addressed. 
I got one in 2008 and I will never forget it because I lived alone and started to get sick, but waited to see how things were gonna go until I was basically hallucinating to a certain degree. Talking to a pewter owl candle holder in my bedroom. I luckily had enough objectivity to realize something wasn't right and made my way to a clinic. But it all happened really fast and not having control over my mind was quite scary. 
 
Adding this:
I should also say, I know nothing about other Bacterial Infections... I'm sure there are many different types and of all different levels of seriousness. So... until anyone tells us further, we don't really have anyway of really knowing. 

So ahead of their Peace Out World Tour, Aerosmith just updated their online official store with a shit load of merchandise that could cause a hardcore fan to have a heart attack if not go bankrupt.  It includes a new huge Deluxe Greatest Hits and reissues of remastered key albums. There is jewelry available in their store costing up to $1200 and a "Meet and Greet" costing $2500.00. The Deluxe 4 LP Colored Vinyl runs as high as $210.00.  What's interesting that the various re-issues are simply the original albums with nothing new.  The new Greatest Hits (which can be purchased in various editions) could include up to 10 tracks up to 44 tracks, depending on how much you are willing to spend, but doesn't really include anything unreleased or rare.
So this makes wonder what Madonna's store may end up like when the tour kicks off?  Say what you will, but the trend with artists lately is to make an abundance of merchandise available from shirts, rugs, slipmats, jewelry, shot glasses, as well as including varied editions of key albums. 
I expect Madonna's store will be stocked with a load of nostalgic merchandise that revisits many of her eras.  And maybe this is wishful thinking, but I can see they may have a deluxe version of the debut album available and possibly a reissue of the Celebration album among other key albums available,  but not necessarily deluxe editions as I can see them coming further down the line. 
Come July, I think our bank accounts will be depleted because the merchandise whether it's new reissues or not, the merchandise will be plentiful. 
 
To give you an idea how expensive things are for artists beyond Madonna, here is a silver sterling neckace costing $1200.00 in the Aerosmith Store. It's called "Ring Necklace" and doesn't really include anything that identifies to an Aerosmith era, song or moment:

I was in my car, driving, with the radio on and out of nowhere the song came on the radio on a local top 40 radio station.  Never in a million years did I expect this.  They never play anything new from Madonna. I don't even remember them playing 4 Minutes, but maybe they did as I rarely listened to radio back then, and rarely today.  Still, it came on and I was jamming.  Of course, it was the censored version and the DJ came on after to say it was a new song by Sam Smith and Madonna that will be a sure fire hit this summer. I was ecstatic.  So ecstatic, I couldn't wait to share it with all you at MadonnaInfinity.  BUT, then it happened.  I WOKE UP!  It was a damn dream! 

Watch her open the show with "Veni Vidi Vici" since it name-checks so many of her 'greatest hits' 

Watch her open the show with "Veni Vidi Vici" since it name-checks so many of her 'greatest hits' 

Well in that case they can use A. I. to make it look like she performed Candy Shop back in 1985. 

Well, it's over.