I am madonna

8. Fun Fact : Madonna not only late show opening!!
Madonna is notorious for always being late for her tours. But do you know that she's not just late for the opening of the show? On this tour, she appears late in most Vogue performances!!!
According to the original choreography, Madonna has to sit on the center stage, cover her face and upper body with an umbrella, lift her umbrella and start singing.


 
 
However, She's only been on stage on time twice so far! it's October 14 and October 17. And It was very really close call, too. (Edit : I just download and watch Oct 26 Copenhagen show And She made it on time!!!!!!!! So She has been on stage on time for three of the eight performances so far. LOL)

 In the rest of the performance, it was so late that she even appeared while singing from behind the stage.

6. Fun fact : a change in choreography
No one noticed except me, but this tour has already begun a small change in choreography. 
During the Vogue performance, you'll all know that special guest come up on stage and score along with Madonna on the voguing dance the dancers perform. But just before the guest disappears, one of the male dancers comes out with a fake camera and pretends to take a picture of them. In the UK, he brought a fake camera and pretended to take it by just popping the camera flash, but this changed when it moved to Belgium.
 
In the London performance, the special guest just scored dancers' voguing dance and disappeared immediately under the stage, while the male dancer with the camera pretended to take a picture of Madonna, David and Estere with the camera.

And funny thing is a dancer with a camera doesn't even put his eyes on the camera lens because it was just a choreography that pretended to take pictures by blasting the camera flash.
 
 
But that's completely changed since the Belgium performance, and that dancer comes out with a poloride camera, eyes on the camera lens, then really takes a picture of madonna, special guest, David and Estere!

 
 
And then passes that picture over to David and walk away with Estere.

Yes. I'm Serious. that photos from Oct 14, the opening night.
I mean there's even videos on youtube.
This video uploaded at oct 15. The title said that it's Celebration tour London day 1. 
You wouldn't be stupid enough to tell me that it was a manipulation of the YouTube upload date, would you?
And These are capture from this video. You can clearly see that her infamous implant butts on Opening night.
Just admit it. It's her body and her choice and move on. 
 

 
 

These photos are from opening night oct 14.

I made skirt for bitch I'm Madonna performance.
See? It also doesn't look like she has implants on her butt. Because that skirt covering her ass. 
 

But when you remove that skirt. Then reality is showing up. her implant ass is always there all the time.
We must praise the smart designer who cleverly designed the skirtline to cover her hips.
And Don't get me wrong I don't have problem with her huge implant brazilian lift ass.
It's her body. 
It's her choice.
I don't care she botched her body because it's her body and it's her choice.
But I don't understand the people talking nonsense that she performs with her padding back in her hips after she's had her implants removed.
She still has her notorious botched implant huge ass.
 
So What?
It's her body
It's her choice!
just admit it and move on!
And enjoy her new tour!

justify my love!

 Poor is the man. Whose pleasures depend. On the permission of another~~~

I love this performance. such a beautiful and powerful moment.
 

sigh. seriously? That's not a padding. It's her own ass. I mean not a natural ass but her implant ass.
It's just that the costume designer wisely designed the costumes to give it an optical illusion to make the hips looks like flat, but her huge hips were there constantly and never disappeared.

Look at the first picture. Madonna's hips will look flat in the eyes of a less observant person.

But if you look at the second picture, people with good observation will wonder. If her hips are flat then why is the bottom of her lingerie so far from her thighs?

Then A rational people will realize that the yellow line in the third picture is actually Madonna's huge buttocks, hidden by the costume.
 
I mean.. seriously? Padding?
common people! wake up! It's her ass. I mean her fake huge implant brazilian butt lift Ass. So what? Move on! 
Just enjoy the new tour!!

I can't believe that there's no celebration tour "fan's reviews" thread! It need own thread!
OK I will start.
Only five shows are over, but I've already collected 25GB of Madonna tour videos.

 
 
1. Celebration tour is Madonna version of musical Hadestown.
Ok, in my opinion this tour is her version of musical Hadestown. What is about musical hadestown? It is modernized version of greek myth of Orpheus and Eurydice. It shows the audience how he first met her, how he falling in love with her, how she died and went to hell, and what efforts he made to go down to hell and bring her to earth, and why he ended up failing. 
This Celebration tour show her life to the audience How she got to New York, how she lived her life as a New Yorker, how she made artist friends, how those friends died of AIDS, how she got over it, how she was criticized by people for her erotica albums and sex books, and how she became a mother and etc,  through her songs in musical form.
 
 
2. Bob the drag Queen's role in Celebration tour is Same as Hermes in musical Hadestown.
Who is Hermes? He is portrayed as the narrator of musical Hadestown. Starting from the opening, he continues to appear in the middle of the play, explaining the situation easily and concisely so that the audience can easily and clearly understand the story. And Bob the drag Queen's did same thing. Some people complain that his opening is unnecessary and say this. "I don't know why he would have to explain to the audience what we already knows" But you have to realize that there aren't only people in the audience who have been her fans for 40 years like us. And you have to admit that Bob's presence makes it clear to the audience that this tour is going through Madonna's life in musical form.

 
 
3. A touching encounter with her past own ghosts.
When I first saw a dancers wearing a strange plastic mask on their face, I wondered why she had to make the dancers wear such weird plastic mask. But I realized it soon. It's not just a homage to past performances, it's an important scene that shows Madonna meeting with herself in the past. And to distinguish clearly from the dancers who wore Madonna's iconic costumes at the end of 'bitch i'm madonna' performace, Madonna's ghosts in the past had to wear plastic masks on their faces. 
Most fans often mention recreating the BAT Tour's Like a Virgin scene. But for me, the most moving scene was when past Madonna appeared in a human nature music video's costume and save herself.  It was none but herself that saved her when she was criticized by the world. How hard and lonely she must have been, I could feel her pain and loneliness in that short scene and shed tears when she danced with herself in the past while singing Crazy for You to her past ghost.

 
 
4. A feast of fantastic lighting!
Close-up videos taken up close do not show how beautiful the lights are. If you want to feel it, you have to watch a video from a distance. She looks like she made a wall of lights out of lights, and the flashy lights make the audience feel as if they were swimming in a beautiful sea.


 
5. She made a real COMEBACK.
The Queen of pop is BACK! Considering Madonna's past few years of her terrible worst moments, we can call this is a her real comeback. I watched her Madame X tour video just once and threw it into the corner. It was painful to watch and I didn't even bother to look at the Madame X tour video again. But this tour is different. Made me watch her tour videos over and over again. This proves how successful this tour is.
There is so much more to share but i will write about it later.

A few people asked me for my review of the show, but instead of repeating what you can read literally anywhere online I will share a spoiler free realization that I had after watching the show. If you’re in a forum or a group like this you’re probably like me, a lifelong fan. And throughout my entire life I can always relate what was going on in my life to whatever Madonna song came out at that time and usually the song was relevant to what I was going through. She was literally writing the soundtrack to my life and I’m sure a lot of other fans feel the same way. Not just about the lyrics themselves but usually the message behind the song or what she was doing socially always resonated and what I never realized until seeing this show was that those songs are not just the soundtrack to our lives but also to hers. And I never realized that until I saw this show and saw her songs presented in a way that forms a timeline of everything she went through the same time we were going through our own things. I guess I had blinders on and only saw how it related to me and never realized that it was coming from her because she was going through it too She writes about life events, loss, love, sex, relationships, family, partying and everything in between in a way that related to minorities, gay people, women, not necessarily the norm. it’s been said that she writes songs that are nursery rhymes for adults but it’s so much more than that. And my main take away from this show was that She was going through all those things too, I just never realized it bcz  I always associated things with my own life so to see it unfold like this for the first time seeing it through her eyes and what she went through was really spectacular

I can't believe that there's no celebration tour "fan's reviews" thread! It need own thread!
OK I will start.
Only five shows are over, but I've already collected 25GB of Madonna tour videos.

 
 
1. Celebration tour is Madonna version of musical Hadestown.
Ok, in my opinion this tour is her version of musical Hadestown. What is about musical hadestown? It is modernized version of greek myth of Orpheus and Eurydice. It shows the audience how he first met her, how he falling in love with her, how she died and went to hell, and what efforts he made to go down to hell and bring her to earth, and why he ended up failing. 
This Celebration tour show her life to the audience How she got to New York, how she lived her life as a New Yorker, how she made artist friends, how those friends died of AIDS, how she got over it, how she was criticized by people for her erotica albums and sex books, and how she became a mother and etc,  through her songs in musical form.
 
 
2. Bob the drag Queen's role in Celebration tour is Same as Hermes in musical Hadestown.
Who is Hermes? He is portrayed as the narrator of musical Hadestown. Starting from the opening, he continues to appear in the middle of the play, explaining the situation easily and concisely so that the audience can easily and clearly understand the story. And Bob the drag Queen's did same thing. Some people complain that his opening is unnecessary and say this. "I don't know why he would have to explain to the audience what we already knows" But you have to realize that there aren't only people in the audience who have been her fans for 40 years like us. And you have to admit that Bob's presence makes it clear to the audience that this tour is going through Madonna's life in musical form.

 
 
3. A touching encounter with her past own ghosts.
When I first saw a dancers wearing a strange plastic mask on their face, I wondered why she had to make the dancers wear such weird plastic mask. But I realized it soon. It's not just a homage to past performances, it's an important scene that shows Madonna meeting with herself in the past. And to distinguish clearly from the dancers who wore Madonna's iconic costumes at the end of 'bitch i'm madonna' performace, Madonna's ghosts in the past had to wear plastic masks on their faces. 
Most fans often mention recreating the BAT Tour's Like a Virgin scene. But for me, the most moving scene was when past Madonna appeared in a human nature music video's costume and save herself.  It was none but herself that saved her when she was criticized by the world. How hard and lonely she must have been, I could feel her pain and loneliness in that short scene and shed tears when she danced with herself in the past while singing Crazy for You to her past ghost.

 
 
4. A feast of fantastic lighting!
Close-up videos taken up close do not show how beautiful the lights are. If you want to feel it, you have to watch a video from a distance. She looks like she made a wall of lights out of lights, and the flashy lights make the audience feel as if they were swimming in a beautiful sea.


 
5. She made a real COMEBACK.
The Queen of pop is BACK! Considering Madonna's past few years of her terrible worst moments, we can call this is a her real comeback. I watched her Madame X tour video just once and threw it into the corner. It was painful to watch and I didn't even bother to look at the Madame X tour video again. But this tour is different. Made me watch her tour videos over and over again. This proves how successful this tour is.
There is so much more to share but i will write about it later.

I can't believe that there's no celebration tour "fan's reviews" thread! It need own thread!
OK I will start.
Only five shows are over, but I've already collected 25GB of Madonna tour videos.

 
 
1. Celebration tour is Madonna version of musical Hadestown.
Ok, in my opinion this tour is her version of musical Hadestown. What is about musical hadestown? It is modernized version of greek myth of Orpheus and Eurydice. It shows the audience how he first met her, how he falling in love with her, how she died and went to hell, and what efforts he made to go down to hell and bring her to earth, and why he ended up failing. 
This Celebration tour show her life to the audience How she got to New York, how she lived her life as a New Yorker, how she made artist friends, how those friends died of AIDS, how she got over it, how she was criticized by people for her erotica albums and sex books, and how she became a mother and etc,  through her songs in musical form.
 
 
2. Bob the drag Queen's role in Celebration tour is Same as Hermes in musical Hadestown.
Who is Hermes? He is portrayed as the narrator of musical Hadestown. Starting from the opening, he continues to appear in the middle of the play, explaining the situation easily and concisely so that the audience can easily and clearly understand the story. And Bob the drag Queen's did same thing. Some people complain that his opening is unnecessary and say this. "I don't know why he would have to explain to the audience what we already knows" But you have to realize that there aren't only people in the audience who have been her fans for 40 years like us. And you have to admit that Bob's presence makes it clear to the audience that this tour is going through Madonna's life in musical form.

 
 
3. A touching encounter with her past own ghosts.
When I first saw a dancers wearing a strange plastic mask on their face, I wondered why she had to make the dancers wear such weird plastic mask. But I realized it soon. It's not just a homage to past performances, it's an important scene that shows Madonna meeting with herself in the past. And to distinguish clearly from the dancers who wore Madonna's iconic costumes at the end of 'bitch i'm madonna' performace, Madonna's ghosts in the past had to wear plastic masks on their faces. 
Most fans often mention recreating the BAT Tour's Like a Virgin scene. But for me, the most moving scene was when past Madonna appeared in a human nature music video's costume and save herself.  It was none but herself that saved her when she was criticized by the world. How hard and lonely she must have been, I could feel her pain and loneliness in that short scene and shed tears when she danced with herself in the past while singing Crazy for You to her past ghost.

 
 
4. A feast of fantastic lighting!
Close-up videos taken up close do not show how beautiful the lights are. If you want to feel it, you have to watch a video from a distance. She looks like she made a wall of lights out of lights, and the flashy lights make the audience feel as if they were swimming in a beautiful sea.


 
5. She made a real COMEBACK.
The Queen of pop is BACK! Considering Madonna's past few years of her terrible worst moments, we can call this is a her real comeback. I watched her Madame X tour video just once and threw it into the corner. It was painful to watch and I didn't even bother to look at the Madame X tour video again. But this tour is different. Made me watch her tour videos over and over again. This proves how successful this tour is.
There is so much more to share but i will write about it later.

These photos are from opening night oct 14.

I made skirt for bitch I'm Madonna performance.
See? It also doesn't look like she has implants on her butt. Because that skirt covering her ass. 
 

But when you remove that skirt. Then reality is showing up. her implant ass is always there all the time.
We must praise the smart designer who cleverly designed the skirtline to cover her hips.
And Don't get me wrong I don't have problem with her huge implant brazilian lift ass.
It's her body. 
It's her choice.
I don't care she botched her body because it's her body and it's her choice.
But I don't understand the people talking nonsense that she performs with her padding back in her hips after she's had her implants removed.
She still has her notorious botched implant huge ass.
 
So What?
It's her body
It's her choice!
just admit it and move on!
And enjoy her new tour!

These photos are from opening night oct 14.

I made skirt for bitch I'm Madonna performance.
See? It also doesn't look like she has implants on her butt. Because that skirt covering her ass. 
 

But when you remove that skirt. Then reality is showing up. her implant ass is always there all the time.
We must praise the smart designer who cleverly designed the skirtline to cover her hips.
And Don't get me wrong I don't have problem with her huge implant brazilian lift ass.
It's her body. 
It's her choice.
I don't care she botched her body because it's her body and it's her choice.
But I don't understand the people talking nonsense that she performs with her padding back in her hips after she's had her implants removed.
She still has her notorious botched implant huge ass.
 
So What?
It's her body
It's her choice!
just admit it and move on!
And enjoy her new tour!

These photos are from opening night oct 14.

I made skirt for bitch I'm Madonna performance.
See? It also doesn't look like she has implants on her butt. Because that skirt covering her ass. 
 

But when you remove that skirt. Then reality is showing up. her implant ass is always there all the time.
We must praise the smart designer who cleverly designed the skirtline to cover her hips.
And Don't get me wrong I don't have problem with her huge implant brazilian lift ass.
It's her body. 
It's her choice.
I don't care she botched her body because it's her body and it's her choice.
But I don't understand the people talking nonsense that she performs with her padding back in her hips after she's had her implants removed.
She still has her notorious botched implant huge ass.
 
So What?
It's her body
It's her choice!
just admit it and move on!
And enjoy her new tour!

These photos are from opening night oct 14.

I made skirt for bitch I'm Madonna performance.
See? It also doesn't look like she has implants on her butt. Because that skirt covering her ass. 
 

But when you remove that skirt. Then reality is showing up. her implant ass is always there all the time.
We must praise the smart designer who cleverly designed the skirtline to cover her hips.
And Don't get me wrong I don't have problem with her huge implant brazilian lift ass.
It's her body. 
It's her choice.
I don't care she botched her body because it's her body and it's her choice.
But I don't understand the people talking nonsense that she performs with her padding back in her hips after she's had her implants removed.
She still has her notorious botched implant huge ass.
 
So What?
It's her body
It's her choice!
just admit it and move on!
And enjoy her new tour!

Ok, this is kind of iconic

justify my love!

 Poor is the man. Whose pleasures depend. On the permission of another~~~

justify my love!

 Poor is the man. Whose pleasures depend. On the permission of another~~~

New leaked photo from Blond Ambition Barcelona

sigh. seriously? That's not a padding. It's her own ass. I mean not a natural ass but her implant ass.
It's just that the costume designer wisely designed the costumes to give it an optical illusion to make the hips looks like flat, but her huge hips were there constantly and never disappeared.

Look at the first picture. Madonna's hips will look flat in the eyes of a less observant person.

But if you look at the second picture, people with good observation will wonder. If her hips are flat then why is the bottom of her lingerie so far from her thighs?

Then A rational people will realize that the yellow line in the third picture is actually Madonna's huge buttocks, hidden by the costume.
 
I mean.. seriously? Padding?
common people! wake up! It's her ass. I mean her fake huge implant brazilian butt lift Ass. So what? Move on! 
Just enjoy the new tour!!

She gives us probably her most intricate live show ever, full of details and info to discuss, just four months after nearly dying and yet some fans are still obsessed with her ass.
I mean.

I was at the opening night, and you could already see the butt implants on the first show, no matter what some people say here. Madonna doesn't use padding; they're implants, big implants. She's just slimmed down and has a more streamlined physique, but when she started Bedtime Stories, I noticed she had a really weird butt that looked like it was randomly stuck on like a Lego piece. Who cares, but let's stop denying the reality.
I can assure you that it was the same on the opening night. I saw her up close at the beginning of Bedtime Story, before the cube lifted. In fact, it seemed even larger and disproportionate in person.

Anyone notice that Madonna had serious technical issue from the first song to the end in Antewerpen?
 
during nothing really matters. 1:16~1:18
she sing "Nothing really matter~" then said something like  "I can't hear drum" (or I can see a drunks? )
Then I saw Vogue performance video then notice that she said something again during the performance.
3:11~3:13
She sing "they had style the had...." then said something like "I can't see my -something-?? or I can see a drunk?"
I'm not sure what did she exactly saying but something continuously bothering her that night for sure.