valdemarcrane

Hey! I've spent the whole day transcribing every single spoken part in the show (I hope I haven't left out any). There are some parts which have given me hell, like the convo at the door of Paradise Garage before Holiday. There are some parts that I have purposedly left out cause I've felt they're more like a rap with recycled elements from previous parts in the show (I'm talking about some of Bob's parts in Bitch I'm Madonna). I have everything on an online word doc, since it's way too long to share here as a post.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZBsLOiVk3dw57iwatTEiCycVJVE1XmW7x9-AE0jQ5mU/edit?usp=sharing
I have used every single transcription that everyone has so kindly shared here, and I have improved, corrected and/or expanded most of them. Anyway, there are three or four elements I'm not fully sure about. Any correction or suggestion is more than welcome.

It is indeed one of the most difficult parts to understand. There's a lot going on. I've used the Rio recording, a fan recording in good quality, and the following video from Rio where the crowd noise has been deleted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOunMuh2WMk
Bob's spoken part is pre-recorded, since he always says the same shit in every gig, but in Rio Madonna also spoke, so some parts are not so clear. I have tried to correct and expand the fantastic transcription that @valdemarcrane has already given us. And I would also like to invite anyone who can complete the missing or missheard parts:
 
[Bob:] Okay, Miss Estere, let's show how we do it one more time, honey.
Release yo’ anger, release yo’ mind
Release yo’ job, release yo’ time
Release yo’ trade, release yo’ stress
Release yo’ love, forget the rest
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, bitch walk, walk
Serve, serve, serve, serve, serve, serve, serve, bitch serve, serve, serve
I’ll see you at the function.
Now I want you to all put your hands together for the icon, the innovator. And she is your Mother! Madonna! Madonna! Madonna! Bitch, it's Madonna!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the greatest show on Earth: the celebration for the Re-invention Queen!
[Madonna:] Hello, Bob. (Not sure about this one) Come on, Rio, let’s go!
Anitta!
[Bob:] The first category of the evening: “Face”, darling! Skin, teeth and structure, darling! Give it to the eyes, the nose, the mouth. Give it to everything! Is it tens across the board? Stand to the side.
Uh-oh! Next category is "Runway". When you are walking up and down the runway in one straight line: European runway!
Oooh! Hear that?/Hit that? (Not sure about this one)
[Madonna:] She wanted that.
[Bob:] Love it! Walk! Serve! Walk! Wah. One, two. Bam! Runway with attitude. Shade! Runway! Walkin’ the runway! Eatin’ the runway! Servin’ the runway! Eatin’ it. Eatin’ it, eatin’ it up.
This next category is called "Labels"! Is it real or did he steal it? Is he crappin' or did he take it? (Not sure about this one) Shade!
[Madonna:] Shade!
[Bob:] Score?
[Madonna:] Chop!
[Bob:] Wait, darling, it's a chop.
[Madonna:] Chop!
[Bob:] It's a chop.
[Madonna:] Chop!
[Bob:] Chop! Cho-cho-cho-cho-cho-cho-cho-cho-cho-chop!
Uh-oh! Next category's "Realness", lookin’ like a man!
[Madonna:] Oh, sit down. She likes football. (Not sure about this one)
[Bob:] Damn! Daddy, can I get that ball too? Hello! (Not sure about this one) Tens across the board!
The next category is "All American Runway"!
[Madonna:] Hold that ball!
[Bob:] Walkin’ the runway! Eatin’ the runway! Servin’ the runway! All American!
[Madonna:] Can't decide...
[Bob:] Catch the ball! Bam! Ooh, don't drop it! Tens across the board, stand to the side.
[Madonna:] Good job.
[Bob:] The next category is "Sex Siren". Sex times three. Sex times three. Which one of y'all's gonna come inside me, goddammit? Ooh! Sell it to Mother. Erotica. Justify my love. C'mon, now... Harder! Harder! Harder!
Uh-oh! Next category's --- (Can't make out what he's saying here) “Vogue”. Fab! This is a pussycat, uh! This is a kitty-kitty-kitty kat cunt. This is a pussy, cunt, pussy, oh, pussy, oh, ka-ka, oh, pussycat, pussycat, wah.
[Madonna:] Yes, girl!
[Bob:] Tens across the board for this bitch --- (Can't make this out)
[Madonna:] Ooh!
[Bob:] Oh! Drama!
[Madonna:] Let's go!
[Bob:] Drama, pussycat! You ready?
[Madonna:] Yes!
[Bob:] Stop the beat!
[Madonna:] Tens, baby. Love you.
[Bob:] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the reason we are here tonight. This is --- (Can't make out this word). The beautiful, adorable like-mother-like-daughter: the Queen Estere!
[Madonna:] C'mon, girl!
[Bob:] Estere, Estere, Estere, yes! Estere, Estere, Estere, yes! Estere, Estere, Estere, yes! — (Can’t make out this part) Kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty kat-kat, uh! Kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty kat-kat, uh! Kat-kat, uh! Kat-kat, uh! Kat-kat kat-kat, uh, uh! Ugh! Estere, wah, yeah! Estere servin’ it. Yeah, aw! Servin’ it, servin’ it, slayin’ it, wah. Servin’ it, servin’ it, slayin’ it, wah.
[Madonna:] Yes, girl! Tens across the board!
[Bob:] Tens across the board.
[Madonna:] Thank you, Estere. Lovely! Thank you, Anitta! We love you! Let's take a picture.

M: Who the fuck is calling me right now? Tokisha! She knows I am working.
Tokisha: I Love the drama. it is so inspiring. I don’t know how you are doing lovewise. And I know you probably getting fucked too.  That’s important. Important so much. Love, kisses.

VOGUE (the most difficult)
We will do one more time honey.
Release your anger, release your mind
Release your job, release the time
Release your trade, release the stress
Release the love, forget the rest
Walk, walk, walk, walk… []
Serve, serve, serve, serve…I’ll see you at the function.
 
Now I want you all put your hands together for the icon, the innovator. And she is your Mother.Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!
This is Madonna
Lady and gentlemen, welcome to the greatest show on Earth.The celebration for the Re-invention Queen
 
M: Come on, Rio, let’s go.
M: Anita
B: []
B: Our first category of the evening is [face] strutting
Strut the line. Give it to the eyes. The nose, the mouth. Give it to everything.Is it tens across the board. Stand to the side.
Next category is Runaway when you are walking up and down the runway in one straight line. European runway!
M: [Ooh she wanna that.]
Love it! Walk! Serve! Walk! Runaway with attitude.
Shade! Runway! Walking the runway! Eating the runway! Serving the runway!
 
This next category is called Labels! Is it real? Did he steal it? Did he crack it? Or did he tap it?Shade! Chop!
 
This next category is real, it's all about the man!
 
Tens across the board! The next category is All American! Runway!
Walking the runway! Eating the runway! Serving the runway! All American! Catch the ball! Bam! Ooh, don't drop it!
Tens across the board, stand to the side.
 
The next category is Sex Iron.
Sex times three.
Sex times three.
Put away […. ]to the side Goddamn it
Which way? Over to the other side.
 
Sell it to mother. Erotica.
Justify my love.
Harder. harder
 
Next category is Serving Cunt [Solving cunt?]
 
This is a pussycat.
This is a kitty, kitty, kitty cat.
 
This is a pussycunt.
Pussywhore , pussy, [salt and  pepper} oh, pussycat, pussycat.
 
M: Yes, Girl.
 
Drama!
  
Stop the beat! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the reason we are here tonight.
That beautiful, adorable. Like mother like daughter. The Queen Esther.
 
Yes, girl
 
Thank you, Esther.
 
Love you.  Thank you, Anita.
We love you.
 
M: Let's take a picture.
 

CORRECTION
EVERYBODY:
Hey. It is a hot wave in the city tonight. And it only gonna get hotter. So grab your dancing shoes and bring your flashlights  along. We've got a party down at Danceteria.

M: Who the fuck is calling me right now? Tokisha! She knows I am working.
Tokisha: I Love the drama. it is so inspiring. I don’t know how you are doing lovewise. And I know you probably getting fucked too.  That’s important. Important so much. Love, kisses.

M: Who the fuck is calling me right now? Tokisha! She knows I am working.
Tokisha: I Love the drama. it is so inspiring. I don’t know how you are doing lovewise. And I know you probably getting fucked too.  That’s important. Important so much. Love, kisses.

Thank you  so much for your correction

And what about the Tokischa video? What the hell does she say? XDDD

I believe she doesn´t spekad SAPA, but SAFA. She tried to say SAFADA that means "naughty". But missed the last syllable. 
She sings the word SAFADO (the male of safada) a lot in FAZ GOSTOSO. 

Something like this:
Oh! The 90's! The time of innocence, the time when people actually had to go out and meet one another. Making an effort to have a relationship was the norm, not the exception. In those days, if you wanted to make friends you had to put yourself out there, attend social events, and be open to meeting new friends. And if you wanted to find love, well, you had to put yourself in situations where you could meet someone who you could actually [...]. [...] let's not forget about hooking up in the 90's: you actually had to make an effort for someone, show them why they should choose you.

@missberic transcribed the opening monologue in another thread:
(Material Girl instrumental)
"Ladies and gentleman, theys and thems! Half of y'all waited a loooong time for this one. Some of y'all have waited about 40 years for this, as a matter of fact. Now, it's currently 2023 but let's take a step back, shall we? In fact, let's go aaall the way back. The year is 1978, the place is New York City, the GREATEST. CITY. IN THE WORLD! And little did they know that the biggest and brightest star was actually in their way, it's true. Picture it. She's 19 years old and she just landed in LaGuardia Airport, Queens, with 35 dollars. Here's 35 bucks, use this to become a star. And not just some star, you need to become the undisputable Queen of Pop! Well, ask yourself when did you first fall in love with her? Did you start dressing like her when you first watched Lucky Star? Did you steal your grandmother's rosary and a black pair of lace gloves? Or maybe you were outraged when the Vatican tried to shut her down when she simulated masturbation on the Blond Ambition Tour? I know! Maybe you gagged when she kissed Britney Spears on live TV during the VMAs!"
("Look it up!")
"I know some of you went crazy when she showed these bitches how to do a halftime Super Bowl show. Now, she taught us a lot over the years, it's true. She taught us how to dance."
("What are you looking at?")
"She taught us how to express ourselves."
("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!")
"She taught us how to party."
("Bitch I'm Madonna")
"And she taught us how to fuck!"
(music stops)
"And tonight I need you all to turn up because this is not just a show, this is not just a concert, this is not just a party... IT'S A CELEBRATION, BITCHEEEEES!"

Yes, honey. As they say  Inhaí?
I feel like a girl from Ipanema in this beach

Yazio would be something like "Inhaí, Rio?!"; that would be an informal way, usually associated to LGBT people, of saying "e aí?!"; it translates to "What's up, Rio?!", but I can't recall a way of greeting that's associated to LGBT culture in English...
Bunda suja literally translates to "dirty ass" lol. She jokes with it because she it was one of the things she said in Portuguese to the crowd in the TGS concerts here, and people kind of went crazy with that. She asked for Alex Magno to teach her something funny for her to say to the audience, and he said that. She even sang a little made up song with that expression.
Sapa is short for sapatona, a term that means lesbian. It's one of those expressions that were offensive, but the LGBT community took back and made it empowering. I don't know how this works in English exactly, but I think that lez would be a good equivalent...
Caralho literally means dick, but here it's an expletive. An equivalent would be "Fuck!"
Pronto, pronto, caralho! -> taking the last expression, and combining with this one, it would get something like "Ready! Fucking ready!" or "Ready! Ready, fuck!"

If any one Brazilians feel like chipping in, I feel it's really hard translating slang lol

BOB INTRO
All right. Are you ready? Let’s get this party started. Honey. Wooh! So many beautiful faces. Yes, honey. As they say  [Yaizio?] I’m gonna look for some beautiful Brazilian men to treat me like a lady. Like a big beautiful lady,  honey… I feel like a girl from Ipanema in this bitch..
Oh. Oh My. Alright. I think you all have waited long enough. I have an announcement. Stop the music.  Stop the music.
It’s showtime.  Oooh. Yes, honey. Pardon me. Good to see you again, baby. Oh, my God. Please, pardon me. What is this? America. Where are from , bitch/ New York City? You are all the same.
It is a little warm today. Has anyone noticed? How do I look?
Put your hands together, Rio.
Can I get a camera on me?  Let me check this out. Damn, I look good.

I am in the middle of transcribing the whole show, and i will help with some parts and would also need more from you, native speakers and who has good hearing
Here is the first one:
EVERYBODY:
Hey. It is a hot wave in the city tonight. And it only gonna get hotter. So grab your dancing shoes and bring your flashlights to the roof top of the club called  Danceteria.

I am doing the whole show. But still did not see any corrections for Vogue, though. and still more things not posted heree. like Madonna's speeches. but i am fine with it. I am more concerned with Vogue, which is not 100% accurate as I suppose.

I am doing the whole show. But still did not see any corrections for Vogue, though. and still more things not posted heree. like Madonna's speeches. but i am fine with it. I am more concerned with Vogue, which is not 100% accurate as I suppose.

I am in the middle of transcribing the whole show, and i will help with some parts and would also need more from you, native speakers and who has good hearing
Here is the first one:
EVERYBODY:
Hey. It is a hot wave in the city tonight. And it only gonna get hotter. So grab your dancing shoes and bring your flashlights to the roof top of the club called  Danceteria.

VOGUE (the most difficult)
We will do one more time honey.
Release your anger, release your mind
Release your job, release the time
Release your trade, release the stress
Release the love, forget the rest
Walk, walk, walk, walk… []
Serve, serve, serve, serve…I’ll see you at the function.
 
Now I want you all put your hands together for the icon, the innovator. And she is your Mother.Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!
This is Madonna
Lady and gentlemen, welcome to the greatest show on Earth.The celebration for the Re-invention Queen
 
M: Come on, Rio, let’s go.
M: Anita
B: []
B: Our first category of the evening is [face] strutting
Strut the line. Give it to the eyes. The nose, the mouth. Give it to everything.Is it tens across the board. Stand to the side.
Next category is Runaway when you are walking up and down the runway in one straight line. European runway!
M: [Ooh she wanna that.]
Love it! Walk! Serve! Walk! Runaway with attitude.
Shade! Runway! Walking the runway! Eating the runway! Serving the runway!
 
This next category is called Labels! Is it real? Did he steal it? Did he crack it? Or did he tap it?Shade! Chop!
 
This next category is real, it's all about the man!
 
Tens across the board! The next category is All American! Runway!
Walking the runway! Eating the runway! Serving the runway! All American! Catch the ball! Bam! Ooh, don't drop it!
Tens across the board, stand to the side.
 
The next category is Sex Iron.
Sex times three.
Sex times three.
Put away […. ]to the side Goddamn it
Which way? Over to the other side.
 
Sell it to mother. Erotica.
Justify my love.
Harder. harder
 
Next category is Serving Cunt [Solving cunt?]
 
This is a pussycat.
This is a kitty, kitty, kitty cat.
 
This is a pussycunt.
Pussywhore , pussy, [salt and  pepper} oh, pussycat, pussycat.
 
M: Yes, Girl.
 
Drama!
  
Stop the beat! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the reason we are here tonight.
That beautiful, adorable. Like mother like daughter. The Queen Esther.
 
Yes, girl
 
Thank you, Esther.
 
Love you.  Thank you, Anita.
We love you.
 
M: Let's take a picture.
 

i will post it later. I have lots of questions for missing parts, though.

Sex siren