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Realistically speaking, nothing I just prescribed would ever work in the confines of the Super Bowl. But I do think something like Like A Prayer with bits of Come Alive in it would be gorgeous. And I don’t know how many songs Shakira and JLO threw together tonight but it sure did feel heavy.

If Madame X were to do the Halftime, this is what I’d have hashed up...
 
World of Madame X intro 
Vogue
I Don’t Search I Find
Frozen
Come Alive
Crave (Tracy Young Remix) ft Swae Lee
Fado Club (La Isla Bonita)
Medellin ft Maluma
American Life (Acoustic-Sober Mix)
Future (Tour Version) ft Quavo 
Like A Prayer
I Rise
 
Took the tour, rearranged, and made sure to showcase the stringer new songs next to classics that are in the tour. The only song that would need to be monitored would be American Life. Censored and toned down. If M is involved, it’s gonna get political and Madame X is that truly. A romantic but also a spy in the house of love.
 

There were a lot choices that could’ve been made. Hung Up. 4 Minutes. Ray of Light. All three could’ve been shoved in. 

Realistically speaking, nothing I just prescribed would ever work in the confines of the Super Bowl. But I do think something like Like A Prayer with bits of Come Alive in it would be gorgeous. And I don’t know how many songs Shakira and JLO threw together tonight but it sure did feel heavy.

Honestly, in Philly, the audience, including myself, didn’t really get any engaged physically until Like A Prayer (standing, clapping, dancing). And show is choppy. But perhaps maybe Madame X is too. After all, you can’t hit a moving target. So maybe Madame X is running... constantly. A sorjourn to Medellin to escape the very thing she’s trying to observe and warn. The world. That’s just my take on it. Just like there was no real reason for the eye patch except Madame X was hurt at some point. To me, she does so because it’s easier to look at the world with one eye. 

'Ugh I imagine it now...
The lights go down in the stadium....and then...
"The thing that hurts the most...I decided to call my record Madame X....Madame X is a dancer...a head of state..."
Video goes off --
"What are you looking at"
Vogue intro, followed by the following setlist:
* Vogue
* Human Nature
* Future (W/ Quavo)
* Welcome to La Isla Fado
* God Control / Like a Prayer
But seriously, what would the Madame X Halftime Show have looked like if this had been the promo album?

Papa Don’t Preach, Batuka, Frozen, and Future.

Lol, but I know in Philly it looked fine from what I could tell. Live and learn. Also, I love how her butt hasn’t even been addressed until now in this tour. A cat gets used to not having their tail after maybe a month. I’m sure M was used to carry her new buns by rehearsal. The older we get, the easier a misstep or rash movement can cause harm. I mean, my mother pulled her back at 60 getting out of bed too fast one morning. Can we be thankful that when she got yanked off the Brit awards stage that she didn’t break her neck before RHT?

Lol, but I know in Philly it looked fine from what I could tell. Live and learn. Also, I love how her butt hasn’t even been addressed until now in this tour. A cat gets used to not having their tail after maybe a month. I’m sure M was used to carry her new buns by rehearsal. The older we get, the easier a misstep or rash movement can cause harm. I mean, my mother pulled her back at 60 getting out of bed too fast one morning. Can we be thankful that when she got yanked off the Brit awards stage that she didn’t break her neck before RHT?

Lol, but I know in Philly it looked fine from what I could tell. Live and learn. Also, I love how her butt hasn’t even been addressed until now in this tour. A cat gets used to not having their tail after maybe a month. I’m sure M was used to carry her new buns by rehearsal. The older we get, the easier a misstep or rash movement can cause harm. I mean, my mother pulled her back at 60 getting out of bed too fast one morning. Can we be thankful that when she got yanked off the Brit awards stage that she didn’t break her neck before RHT?

Easier to access for one. My googlyle mini will only play SoundCloud and Spotify for instance. 

I honestly don’t feel like she intended for there to be back to back shows like there are. This was meant to be special but now it’s turned away from what she probably intended and into what management has pushed for money... which they won’t get because M is a rebel heart with fire but she’s also a Madame X hurting. 

I honestly don’t feel like she intended for there to be back to back shows like there are. This was meant to be special but now it’s turned away from what she probably intended and into what management has pushed for money... which they won’t get because M is a rebel heart with fire but she’s also a Madame X hurting. 

Impossible, she locked the Batukadeiras' phones too in yondr cases.
They're praying to get them back... 

I saw it in Philly. My energy and hype went up and down during certain parts. God Control was definitely a thrill, or was just really hyped to finally seeing this woman live. Thought the typing intro was intriguing but too dragged out. Darin Ballet gave me legit chills. Human Nature was a bop and humorous with the shadow hands. I am not personally in favor of abortion but I thought the clever twist in Papa Don’t Preach and updated sound was nice. However she really shouldn’t have had to discuss abortion. The song maybe made it clear and the change in lyrics was jarring on its own without being directly stated. Vogue and IDSIF were great but the spy them should have carried on.  First section didn’t really have a cohesive theme either really. Batuka was breathtaking and I loved the Fado section. Frozen was amazing and the Rescue Me segue was one of the most creative things in the show. Come Alive was visually pleasing, and Crave was a bop. Future was beautiful and presented how it should’ve been on the album. I Rise I nearly missed because people started leaving and I thought the show was over because Crave felt like the end. 
Id give it a 4/5. If it wasn’t M, probably lower. The tour was a chance to showcase who madame x really is and her journey. But that didn’t really happen. Regardless, leaves more to the imagination I suppose. 

I’d love for it to be a film that incorporated Welcome to the World of Madame X, the music videos, and the tour. The best bits that is.

I’d love for it to be a film that incorporated Welcome to the World of Madame X, the music videos, and the tour. The best bits that is.

I’d love for it to be a film that incorporated Welcome to the World of Madame X, the music videos, and the tour. The best bits that is.

No. I’d love to but I don’t think a Leo and Aries would be good in business. 

No. I’d love to but I don’t think a Leo and Aries would be good in business. 

"Enrico, be sure to use that selfie of me look downward a few times and use some from my photoshoot last year in that Vogue spread!" 

I don’t think I could have a “working” relationship with M. I would probably consider M a good drinking buddy whom I’d have to babysit when she gets blackout on Rosé champagne and hospitalized for shoving the face roller up her hoo haa. Good times.

Lol, I could see her saying, “Fine, here you wear this wig and dress and take these heels and go Batuka your way out my theatre.”

Lol, I could see her saying, “Fine, here you wear this wig and dress and take these heels and go Batuka your way out my theatre.”

Lol, I could see her saying, “Fine, here you wear this wig and dress and take these heels and go Batuka your way out my theatre.”