Velvet Rope

If you seriously get on the Internet to get riled up and offended at absolute minute bullshit,then you need to disconnect from the Internet and get a healthy dose of reality. People make jokes on the Internet all the damn time and sitting here getting offended when people are poking fun at you for doing stupid shit is just ridiculous. You asked for it and therefore you better expect that heat to come at you. Remember that old saying: "If you can't stand the heat then get out of the kitchen.". Not everybody is mentally stable enough to have an Internet connection. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.