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Okay so just got home from London a few hours ago. I saw the 6th and 8th shows! The 6th was amazing, was sitting on upper section. So I saw the show from another POV. I paid £1 for the binoculars that were in front of the seat so I could see the details...Somehow it ended up in my pocket and all the way home to Sweden lol  
But, the 8th show was A M A Z I N G ! I mean the crowd was wild and she was in a great mood comparing to the 6th show where she rushed thru the whole show. But when I got to the venue with my own Chanel-eye patch, a guy inside the theatre with a badge saw me and asked me: "Oh wow nice eye-patch! I assume you're a big fan then?" and I answered "Yes! I am actually! I have royal circle so will be very close". He looked at me and smiled. He asked me: "Well there is actually 1 seat in the stalls left where a guy tried to sell the ticket thru ticketmaster and no one have bought it. It's row B so it's really close. Would you like it? We can't have an empty seat that close to M right?" and omg!! I smiled so hard and asked if he wanted me to pay for the ticket but he said that I got it for free. I asked if I had to get a new ticket-stamp from outside since they already signed mine but he said no. So I was sitting pretty close to Graham Norton during the beer-bitch moment. Amazing experience!! 

What  Sounds amazing!

Better than carrots and chips.

On my way to the airport.
I step on the bus and there's Vogue. So even the bus is doing the short version 
But it's a nice way to say goodbye to London and MadameX.

are u fucking serious!??!!     I got 3 cookies!!!!!  I take food seriously.   

I have to take a bus in less than 4 hours, so I'll write tomorrow.
@Vogueristaalready found out that I met Tim Rice!! So happy.
I also met Alan Cumming on the stairs , he was then the beer bitch. He was pretty intimidated by M. She said "I hope I could be as good as you in Cabaret". He recalled when she went to see the show.
The young boy for the Polaroid, Charles, is the son of someone from the production, I saw him wearing a special backstage pass. But the moment was funny with a boy and M was funnier than usual with him.
I recorded this night, too!
 

She'll show up, say "Goodnight, I'm rich" and leave as the curtain drops. 

Haha... what’s the worst that could happen?..
 
Dark Ballet
Vogue
I Dont Search
Bitch I’m Loca Tour Debut
Crave Intro
Like a Prayer
 
over.
 
on a serious note, it’ll all go well I’m sure x

@enrico the part about Mozart asking his lovers to shit on his letters was first time I had heard that, fuck knows why that was her fun fact to share tonight...

More details... I chat more than M...
Estere got her line wrong and repeated Stella's line "God is a woman". So M commented: "Have you run out of ideas? We need to rehearse".
Row A in Royal circle was almost empty in the beginning, at least 4-6 persons arrived after HN. One of them was caught with his cell phone during AL and taken outside, but was readmitted 10 minutes later. They didn't see his friend had the phone too. I didn't see them filming, just whatsapping. I wonder if arriving late they escaped yondr. He was using his phone so blatantly that I was distracted by it.
@Krystofyou are right, Human Nature is so good it's bad when it's left out, I like Express Yourself but I'm not into the family involvement. And yes, as someone said, they could tell Mercy that it's "express himself" the second time. Also, was the speech about Mozart's coprophagia (person who likes shit and scat)  present since the beginning, or when was it added? I find it very vulgar. The part about Mozart/pussy is supposed to be MX's comedy act, but it's really bad. Worst moment of the show imo.
Stage door was crowded, many people waiting for M despite the theatre staff (and us fans) were telling them she had gone already. I missed Jessica and Gaspar but I had my selfies with Muntchie and Yazarah, and Tony. Loic and Marvin didn't stop. Sorry I didn't see Daniele and Monte. Nicholas was very very nice helping Antonia to cross the street. When Antonia came out people started singing Batuka for her, she is a star too now!
At the show on row A of the stalls there was also a 95 year old woman on a wheelchair, she even came at the stage door!

I hope that she doesn't edit so much her vocals just like on the Sticky & Sweet Tour DVD
 

Urgh, why can’t she just sing. 
I just don’t get it. I’ve not really got much from this era though besides God Control and Crave so it’s hardly shocking stuff 

Still no Candy Shop (Fado version) ft. Dino?

Great questions!

I miss the old days too, when I didn t have to roll my eyez on fans narrow reality shows jury's posts. 

Love her to death but common sense applies, the way fans adopt her excuses across social media is cult like and ugly in all fan bases and political parties. She fucks up she just needs to take responsibility and apologize, not shout censorship and blame the venue.

I feel that she is gaslighting her fanbase, those who are upset at least, into thinking they have the problem. It makes me feel extremely depressed to read about her rudeness. My Madonna fandom really makes me feel bad about myself at the moment, and that's a first. Not to mention the whopping defect in my bank account.

The only thing that pisses me off about her attitude is, she knew all along she had a curfew when she signed the contract with the venue, she has been through this time and time again. Her arrogance only hurts her fans, who miss out on elements of the show because she is too stubborn. Just like she tells fans to stay home, maybe she needs to only perform in places where she can do whatever she wants. Just like people keep saying "you know she starts late, just shut up and accept it" I'd say to Madonna "you knew there was a curfew just shut up and deal"
It isn't as if she had no idea about a curfew and they just dropped it on her without warning. She can fight all she wants with the venue, but again the ones in the middle of it, her fans, are suffering as a result and she doesn't seem to give a fuck about it, she is only concerned with herself and what she wants. 
On top of that, she is totally disrespectful to the staff at these venues who should not be forced to work late because of her "art". Oddly enough she seems more and more entitled than ever before.

I might be a little drunk from the VIP experience, but I need to post something.
1) I had my first meeting with someone from Infinity, @Mattyyou are a great guy! By chance we were sitting close and we met by chance. Keep it together in the family! It's true that when you see the show with friends it's totally dIfferent! I sat at the table with Israel and a gurl from Norway, and during Killers on the line "I'll be a woman etc" M took her end and didn't ket go. A very touching moment, also because I knew her!
2) The view today was so much better and I had the chance to appreciate everything more. I have to say that Vogue was still a good beginning. I liked her attitute tonight.
3) I can tell you that in all the forthcoming shows the first three songs will be cut in the second show. We knew already and when we dud tge backstage tour the set was ready fir Vogue.
4) She said that Gaspar with his hair reminded her of Art Garfunkel, she didn't sing the song but said "be prepared, it's one of those shows". The rest is history, no beer bitch (pity, I was sitting exactly there), but Sound of silence. After that she gave her red fan to a fan who was dressed as a S&M Madame X, cannot descrube better.
5) Not of great quality, but I recorded the whole show and will be sharing! I hope @Fightercan make it sound better...
 
 

RIT was one of the least physical tours? I actually say that about Confessions. First section only Like a Virgin could be a bit demanding. She walks and poses for most of Future Lovers, Jump and Get Together. If you think about it...her first actual dance break happens in Isaac followed by Sorry. Third section you only got Let It Will Be. It was basically the entire last section that was physical. 
RIT you still had that Vogue/Nobody Knows Me moment. You got Express Yourself, Hanky Panky, Die Another Day, Don't Tell Me and the last section from 5 songs, 4 of them had heavy choreo. 

The thing is though, that attitude towards fans is vulgar, if she literally said ‘shut the fuck up’. She should be refunding them the difference realistically. If the show is altered because of health issues, there’s absolutely nothing to stop her adding in two or three proper acoustic or stand still songs to make up for the deficit. They’re fully rehearsed and ready to go.  And no, acapella parts of old singles or acapella covers of other people’s songs don’t count as performances LOL
 
If the first three songs are so detrimental to her health, why not permanently drop them from every show and create space for the aforementioned rehearsed acoustic songs in the Fado section or before Frozen?
 
Fightong against a curfew and tardiness just isn’t something you expect of a 61 year old woman with a brilliant professional reputation as a punctual performer until relatively recently.
 
thats my thoughts anyway, I’m sure many will disagree x

Exactly. Not many will get the irony.
At the end of the day if she is making a point of shortening every second show, she should do a pro-rata style percentage refund on all tickets for all day 2 affected shows, because it’s seriously unfair. 
 
I was considering going today and had the ticket in my basket (not the best, row M), but for £455 I’m glad I didn’t bother now. 
 
Roll on the next proper arena or stadium tour... I’m so interested to see what happens when this whole strange era is over.

She didn't write that directly - there aren't any typos!

I can't imagine any other artist with such a big reputation being so unrespectable.

Its unfair to say that only madonna has her private things going on. The people who work there have their private things too. So it aint only madonna. Nobody wants to work a minute longer because of somebody’s tardiness. Certainly not me. Not for Madonna, rihanna, beyonce or obama. They’re not paying my bills. We close at 11 so get the f out because i want to clock out and go home! So whoever did that, did the right thing. Ain’t nobody got time for diva problems.
You don’t go to work, to your boss with this attitude. When you have a big presentation at work, you make sure to be on time. If you’re late, its your fault. You don’t holla censorship to your boss, do you? 
No hate but some of y’all fans accepting things that are not ok just because it’s Madonna. But if it was your colleague, yall wouldve send a 10 letter page complaint to your boss, the mayor, lawyers, the insurance company...
Just keep it 100. Her behavior was not ok and fans have the right to complain about it.