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Didn't realise she'd released a spin off book. Just found it on amazon....
 

I'd like one of these shots to be the cover I think...
 

Je suis prête x

first you loved me and i let you in
now my album's in the bargain bin

finallyenoughdick I really think you might benefit from to taking a break from social media and the internet in general, it's filling you up with hate. Just saying.

I love gay men, I couldn't eat a whole one though

No love for when she crossed Jar Jar Binks with Gollum?

You're a star Curtains

Last night a DJ shaved my wife

It was a shame Some Girls wasn't included on the MDNA Tour. I like to imagine it would've had the Re-invention Tour Nobody Knows Me kind of vibe. At the time I thought it was a 3rd or 4th single for sure, mind you I was sure Love Spent would've been a single too. She made so many poor choices with the MDNA singles imo. I think that might be the running theme with her last few albums, just really odd choices for singles

How many hits had Dan Akroyd had when they recorded this, my memory might be fading but I don't really remember him even being a singer lol

It's funny how even when a project is for charity the ego still brings out the worst in these people. I wonder if the biopic will set the record straight on this.

She was intentionally blocked, Nile Rodgers explicitly talks about how awkward it was in the interview.

It's funny how even when a project is for charity the ego still brings out the worst in these people. I wonder if the biopic will set the record straight on this.

We can instantly triple our Madonna collections by having a sped up and slowed down version. What's not too love? If sped up tracks are so big maybe the Tour will feature her entire catalogue in about an hour.

lol if you seriously believe madonna is running things by a slightly deluded australian stan you'll believe anything
here you go, 2023 is gonna be a huge year for fans, you're gonna love it, we've got some surprises lined up, yadda yadda yadda

 

She looks like she's miming cunnilingus in that shot lol
Dita, Dita, Fanny eater

lol if you seriously believe madonna is running things by a slightly deluded australian stan you'll believe anything
here you go, 2023 is gonna be a huge year for fans, you're gonna love it, we've got some surprises lined up, yadda yadda yadda

 

If it sounds like crap that's exactly how she wants it to sound. If the date on the sticker is incorrect it's supposed to be wrong. M has the last say on everything. Period.
 

We can instantly triple our Madonna collections by having a sped up and slowed down version. What's not too love? If sped up tracks are so big maybe the Tour will feature her entire catalogue in about an hour.

Beyond me how using that "sticker" (stealing the Finally Enough Love single-disc concept?) with a downloaded/unofficial Rebel Heart font off the internet is what's being showcased as official LOL
And those WordArt gradients omg

The professionals don't want to work with her

I also made a few covers as a joke it took me 10-15 minutes 
 

We can instantly triple our Madonna collections by having a sped up and slowed down version. What's not too love? If sped up tracks are so big maybe the Tour will feature her entire catalogue in about an hour.

We can instantly triple our Madonna collections by having a sped up and slowed down version. What's not too love? If sped up tracks are so big maybe the Tour will feature her entire catalogue in about an hour.