Misheard Madonna lyrics?

[Tudors 695]

Tell Lorraine not to draw, Don't Tell Me

[Would You Like To Try 9,464]

In Celebration "am I gonna have to show you

That if it feels right, get on your mark" 

I thought it said "And Madonna have to show you that if it feels right..." 

Lol!

[scamper 2,044]

I remember when "Secret" came out... My friends thought she said "My name is Carol Secret"

And a friend of mine still thinks in "Sorry" she says "I don't wanna here, I don't wanna now"

[NRMX 5,671]

2 minutes ago, scamper said:

I remember when "Secret" came out... My friends thought she said "My name is Carol Secret"

And a friend of mine still thinks in "Sorry" she says "I don't wanna here, I don't wanna now"

Wait what? She doesn’t?!!? 🤣🤣🤣 JK 

[Inco 11,146]

8 minutes ago, NRMX said:

Wait what? She doesn’t?!!? 🤣🤣🤣 JK 

Nooo 

I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know

[NRMX 5,671]

51 minutes ago, Inco said:

Nooo 

I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know

Yeah I was just kidding 

But you know what, I just understood like two or three years ago the line, one is such a lonely number and the moment I got it it was like 

[A. A. Aardvark 5,110]

there has to be a site like this somewhere
https://www.bowiewonderworld.com/songs/misheard.htm 

and if not 
why not

[cabbageboy 253]

Lucky star for 'Nita!

 

[wonderboy 1,963]

i literally didnt realize that I'd been hearing/singing Bad Girl wrong until the Celebration tour. I thought "Kissing some kind strangers lips" was "Kissing some kinda strangers lips" also, Don't Tell Me, .... Like a captain on his knees

[Blue Skies 1,642]

Take a Bow

 

It kinda sounds like she sings no more masturbate instead of no more masquerade 

[wonderboy 1,963]

11 minutes ago, Blue Skies said:

Take a Bow

 

It kinda sounds like she sings no more masturbate instead of no more masquerade 

I never misheard that, but thats def how I sang it instead. Same with My baby's got a secret, I always sing my baby's got a penis. and Deeper & Deeper i change it to "I let Madonna mold me"

[wonderboy 1,963]

I have a shameful amount of Madonna lyrics that I’ve been singing wrong my entire life. Justify my love, “I want to make love to you, in a train, cross country” I thought she was sayin “I want to make love to you, in a tree, cross country” which seemed really difficult.

 

“gonna dress you up in my love” for years I thought she was sayin ‘gonna dress you up in nylons’

BABY JESUS ON THE STAIRS!

[Would You Like To Try 9,464]

Also because Human Nature has that intro and I am from a country that speaks Spanish I did not misunderstand it but I always joke with "Eres preciosa, don es preciosa" 

Which Is actually "Express yourself don't repress yourself" 

But if you try to make sense of it in Spanish this is the abomination you get

[Blue Skies 1,642]

I used to think Where's the Party sounded like Wet Safari