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This is just sad lol
That's why I don't know how anyone can prefer anything on this album, even the maybe 2 or 3 tracks that are "ok" are tainted by the awful conception and even worse artwork.

https://requiem4adream.wordpress.com/2009/09/19/celebration-a-retardation/
Here is what is included on Celebration.
There are 16 previously released songs featured in their full-length, original album versions.
    BURNING UP
    HOLIDAY
    MATERIAL GIRL
    INTO THE GROOVE
    LIVE TO TELL
    PAPA DON’T PREACH
    LA ISLA BONITA
    WHO’S THAT GIRL
    LIKE A PRAYER
    JUSTIFY MY LOVE
    TAKE A BOW
    FROZEN
    BEAUTIFUL STRANGER
    MUSIC – MASTERING ERROR: multiple digital pops and clicks that are not part of the original recording can be heard throughout this song.
    DIE ANOTHER DAY – MASTERING ERROR: Track fades up late due to the incorrectly placed track index on the American Life album. This is ridiculous. The unaffected album version appears on both the US Promo CD single and the Die Another Day film soundtrack, all Warner Bros. releases.
    HOLLYWOOD – MASTERING ERROR: Track starts abruptly and end of “American Life”‘s fade out is audible.
Of these, ten were released as singles in versions that differ from these LP mixes. I would have much preferred the inclusion of the difficult to obtain single mixes, but I’m in therapy and have mostly moved on. Mostly.
Fortunately, five tracks do appear in their official single versions.
    SECRET (Edit)
    RAY OF LIGHT (Edit)
    SORRY (Single Edit)
    4 MINUTES (Edit)
    MILES AWAY (Radio Edit)
…and one more is a rarity from a US promo CD:
    HUNG UP ([Unblended] Album Version)
Next up, there are five remixes lifted directly from The Immaculate Collection.
    BORDERLINE (1990) (Q Sound Mix)
    LIKE A VIRGIN (1990) (Q Sound Mix)
    CRAZY FOR YOU (1990) (Q Sound Mix)
    OPEN YOUR HEART (1990) (Q Sound Mix)
    VOGUE (1990) (Q Sound Mix)
And now we pause to ask ourselves why.
The remaining nine tracks are unique to the collection. The first two are new recordings.
    CELEBRATION
    REVOLVER
One appears to be a from-the-vault rarity, likely included by mistake.
    LUCKY STAR – ALTERNATIVE Q SOUND MIX
    Virtually identical to the version heard on The Immaculate Collection, though there is noticeably more reverb on the “ee-yeah“‘s at the foot of each chorus. The music leading into the first verse is different (on TIC is was edited to match the original 7” version, on here it is not.) The most obvious difference is right at the fade, instead of the chorus it edits to a set of adlibs heard on longer versions of the song, but not heard on the Q Sound version. Odd, but inoffensive as it seems to be a genuine unreleased variation.
As for the rest, quality control has reached an all time low:
    EVERYBODY – FAKE EDIT
    This uses the full length, original 12″ version as its starting point (as did the official 7″ single version), but is structured differently. While the overall idea for this edit wasn’t horrendous, whoever was placed in charge of actually executing the edits needs to be tortured. Slowly… painfully.
    DRESS YOU UP – FUCKED UP INTRO
    What the hell happened here? This isn’t a mix variation so much as a mastering error… the album version started late with severe tape pinch/phasing issues right at the top. Of the four beats on the intro, all but the fourth are missing.
    EXPRESS YOURSELF – FAKE FUCKING FUCK.
    The most offensive. In a failed attempt to kindofsortof recreate the video version, they have taken the complete intro straight off of the Local Mix, “zipper” included. The actual, official video version starts at the percussion and is specially mixed to have echo on the line “Do you believe in love…” which is dry on the Local Mix and therefore not present here. This new monstrosity then incorrectly cuts to the 7″ Remix/Edit version and then again where they have BUTCHERED the song right at the bridge. A bad edit jumps the track from the end of the chorus to the repeat of the bridge which kills the structure of the track. This version is unlistenable.
CHERISH – FAKE EDIT
    The original album version cut to the length of the super-short Immaculate Collection version. AMATEUR doesn’t begin to describe how bad these edits have been executed. Poor edits result in creating entirely new lyrics! How about this chestnut… “Can’t get away, I won’t let to” ?! They render all prior complaints about bad edits on Madonna’s releases void. Again, unlistenable. In the cases of “Express Yourself” and “Cherish,” why not just use the fucking Q Sound remixes?! They’re the exact same length as the fake edits and it’s not like there aren’t 6 others from that release present here.
EROTICA – FAKE Radio Edit
    The edit points are around the same places as the OFFICIAL radio edit, but are poorly executed. The worst is around 3:30… they cut a beat late making for one of the sloppiest moments on this royalfuckupofacompilation. I don’t understand why this needed to be recreated as the official edit appears on countless singles and 2001’s GHV2 compilation. Oh. And the “surface noise” on the end of “Erotica” overlaps the beginning of “Justify My Love”.
DON’T TELL ME – FAKE Radio Edit
    The least offensive/noticeable fake edit, but incorrect nonetheless. The true radio edit was a unique mix for the very last second that does not feature the “whimsical strings” tag. For Celebration, they have chopped off the end, but the first millisecond of this tag is audible.
Regarding the mastering: It sounds as though noise reduction was used to remove “tape hiss” which is unnecessary on most recordings post 1980. This process kills part of the high end of recordings. In addition, the entire album has a smear of bass over it. I really wanted to like it, but it sounds like a cheap “bass boost” EQ effect was applied to the songs, not proper remastering.
I had accepted the slightly shoddy sequencing, several major omissions and overall lack of consistency and attention to detail with the mixes chosen for this release. I love the look of the entire project, but I cannot understand the use of newly created, butchered versions of songs.

By "error-free" do you also mean "without shitty edits" or is it mainly aimed at bad remasterings? Because sound quality aside, the edits do bother me a lot, not to mention the random tracklisting 
Oh, and where does one check to see a full list of "errors" on Celebration? I just read someone mentioning clicks on Music and didn't even know about it

It always surprises me how well some of you guys know/remember the Celebration versions 'cause I never really paid attention or cared for that compilation, everything in it is expendable to me. Everytime someone says "oh the Celebration edit of Everybody is the best" I'm like "is it now?" and have to go check lol (just to find out I don't agree).

Yeah I don't get the appeal of this song at all, remix or not. She sounds anemic, it's so annoying.

It always surprises me how well some of you guys know/remember the Celebration versions 'cause I never really paid attention or cared for that compilation, everything in it is expendable to me. Everytime someone says "oh the Celebration edit of Everybody is the best" I'm like "is it now?" and have to go check lol (just to find out I don't agree).

Yeah I don't get the appeal of this song at all, remix or not. She sounds anemic, it's so annoying.

Yeah I don't get the appeal of this song at all, remix or not. She sounds anemic, it's so annoying.

Yeah I don't get the appeal of this song at all, remix or not. She sounds anemic, it's so annoying.

At this point the only official release I care about is Open Your Heart 7'' Edit  

Just wanted to share that I had a wonderful time at a Madonna-themed party this weekend, met some really nice fans and at a certain point everyone bullied the DJ until he stopped playing Charli XCX and got back to M songs. And just when the party was getting a little lame with awful remixes, the DJ played Turn Up the Radio and me and my new friends just LOST IT!
As I was about to leave this girl came up to me and said "remember me?" and it was actually a girl I had met at the Copacabana show, we were lining up til 7 am together but then got separated and didn't exchange numbers or ig. So happy she recognized me, now we're talking and planning on going to other M parties together in the future!
Another fun experience thanks to her, hail the queen 

This literally applies to 90% of the songs on MDNA. Or do you think GGW is somehow brilliant? Looool

Just wanted to share that I had a wonderful time at a Madonna-themed party this weekend, met some really nice fans and at a certain point everyone bullied the DJ until he stopped playing Charli XCX and got back to M songs. And just when the party was getting a little lame with awful remixes, the DJ played Turn Up the Radio and me and my new friends just LOST IT!
As I was about to leave this girl came up to me and said "remember me?" and it was actually a girl I had met at the Copacabana show, we were lining up til 7 am together but then got separated and didn't exchange numbers or ig. So happy she recognized me, now we're talking and planning on going to other M parties together in the future!
Another fun experience thanks to her, hail the queen 

Just wanted to share that I had a wonderful time at a Madonna-themed party this weekend, met some really nice fans and at a certain point everyone bullied the DJ until he stopped playing Charli XCX and got back to M songs. And just when the party was getting a little lame with awful remixes, the DJ played Turn Up the Radio and me and my new friends just LOST IT!
As I was about to leave this girl came up to me and said "remember me?" and it was actually a girl I had met at the Copacabana show, we were lining up til 7 am together but then got separated and didn't exchange numbers or ig. So happy she recognized me, now we're talking and planning on going to other M parties together in the future!
Another fun experience thanks to her, hail the queen 

Just wanted to share that I had a wonderful time at a Madonna-themed party this weekend, met some really nice fans and at a certain point everyone bullied the DJ until he stopped playing Charli XCX and got back to M songs. And just when the party was getting a little lame with awful remixes, the DJ played Turn Up the Radio and me and my new friends just LOST IT!
As I was about to leave this girl came up to me and said "remember me?" and it was actually a girl I had met at the Copacabana show, we were lining up til 7 am together but then got separated and didn't exchange numbers or ig. So happy she recognized me, now we're talking and planning on going to other M parties together in the future!
Another fun experience thanks to her, hail the queen 

Just wanted to share that I had a wonderful time at a Madonna-themed party this weekend, met some really nice fans and at a certain point everyone bullied the DJ until he stopped playing Charli XCX and got back to M songs. And just when the party was getting a little lame with awful remixes, the DJ played Turn Up the Radio and me and my new friends just LOST IT!
As I was about to leave this girl came up to me and said "remember me?" and it was actually a girl I had met at the Copacabana show, we were lining up til 7 am together but then got separated and didn't exchange numbers or ig. So happy she recognized me, now we're talking and planning on going to other M parties together in the future!
Another fun experience thanks to her, hail the queen 

At this point the only official release I care about is Open Your Heart 7'' Edit  

At this point the only official release I care about is Open Your Heart 7'' Edit  

At this point the only official release I care about is Open Your Heart 7'' Edit  

At this point the only official release I care about is Open Your Heart 7'' Edit  

At this point the only official release I care about is Open Your Heart 7'' Edit  

At this point the only official release I care about is Open Your Heart 7'' Edit  

This literally applies to 90% of the songs on MDNA. Or do you think GGW is somehow brilliant? Looool

I personally love it. Found it to be one of the warmer songs on the album and fun despite the awful lyrics lol

I get overly deffensive about tracks I love that are despised by the fandom, BUT I genuinely CANNOT understand people who praise generic, dated and childish songs like Some Girls and Beautiful Killer but then dish on Superstar and Turn Up The Radio
TUTR has one of my favorite Madonna bridges of the last 20 years! And Superstar's beat just reminds me of 'Bend and Snap' from Legally Blonde the Musical lol I love it