Blue Jean

Or 
My name is Taylor, I'll be your waitress tonight
I'd like to bring you your French fries… 🎵
I'd like to serve you something nice
If I bring your plate in time, hope it suits your appetite  

If I'm in charge, and I take my time with style  
Will you give me a good tip? 🎵
Give it up, try something new
Give it up and let me cater to you  
I'll bring you love, I’ll serve it with a smile  
Once you’ve tasted what I make, you'll never be the same, there's a certain satisfaction in a dish with just a touch of cardigan 

So this is why Hard Candy flopped?

Yes… in the background where she belongs

It’s true. I can’t stand Taylor Swift but I’m not going to pretend she’s not popular, not influential or that she’s not pretty. Come on.

I was agreeing with you?

Well she endorsed Biden and now Kamala. Maybe she will get more political in the coming years.

I have always had iPhones since the very first model. It was actually what prompted me to convert from PC to Mac. After that I’ve never gone back.

 

 
 

I’ve never owned an Android. But I think they have all the same features don’t they? And they’re usually more affordable and often have a more up to date camera etc? I believe there are pros and cons to both.
I will always stick with Mac though because I’m a Mac snob. I do use Google chrome, Google docs etc though . I hate iCloud and all that.

So this is why Hard Candy flopped?

Yes… in the background where she belongs

Yes… in the background where she belongs

It is quite sad if you think about it.  People resorting to attacking an artist with feces now.  A new low.

Oh this is getting interesting now ... this flies and poo thing is finally elevating the exhausted conversation

Can we lock this. I don't wanna see that girls name anymore. Even if we are comparing her to feces.

Totally. It’s a brilliant transition. As a standalone performance it’s not a highlight but as part of the sequence it’s essential and perfect.
I’ve said it before but for me the show was close to perfect. Only thing I did not like was the MJ thing.

Flies have lived through more eras than anyone, they would be the ones to know which female artists have dropped the best smelling and most iconic turds

I love a few flies buzzing around me

Flies have lived through more eras than anyone, they would be the ones to know which female artists have dropped the best smelling and most iconic turds

I love a few flies buzzing around me

Flies have lived through more eras than anyone, they would be the ones to know which female artists have dropped the best smelling and most iconic turds

okaaaay, but how many flies were alive in the 80's and 90's?? You can't compare poo now, and poo back then, it's SO different.

Very true. Like I keep saying it’s hard to compare the two. Plus there is also an inclination to trash Madonna and deny her achievements so a lot of people are keen to declare Taylor bigger than her for that reason too. They also did that with Gaga but look how that has turned out. Shes not even in the top 10 biggest artists of all time.

I’m sure these things are true. But no matter what you factor into the equation it’s pretty obvious some Madonna fans here are in denial about her level of success/stardom which , no matter how it’s been achieved, is undeniable. She is absolutely this generations biggest artist.

Not sure I can agree with that. In the 80’s she did. I think in the 90’s she became too controversial to maintain that same universal appeal. Taylor on the other will always be bland and so she won’t alienate her fanbase. The only risk is that people will get bored of her.

There are 17,000,000,000,000,000 flies alive right now, they like and eat poo, that doesn’t make me think that poo is more interesting now that we know this fact.