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Oooh nice we’re getting a few!! They should just stick ‘em all on now

That “compilation” just needs to be DELETED off streaming 

That “compilation” just needs to be DELETED off streaming 

That “compilation” just needs to be DELETED off streaming 

That “compilation” just needs to be DELETED off streaming 

This just got me thinking that LAP could have been one of the most creative and impressive box sets out of all her albums. The religious imagery, logo, and patchouli scent could have opened so many doors for graphic designers and the marketing team. 
 
Yet we have a single silver vinyl. 

Yeah i remember it's been stated its a song or lyrics she's had since the 90s...there's also My Ejector was allegedly was going to be the b-side to Hollywood and is supposedly very similar musically to the track American Life. There's also Adverse Youth.
PLUS
Idk if anyone remembers but preorders for the Japanese version of the album had a mysterious track called Trick. This is interesting because obviously it was removed and some claim it was an error. I firmly believe Trick is the leaked track The Game. The AL songs all had weird titles that either were never mentioned in lyrics or mentioned only once like Intervention, X-Static Process, Mother & Father, and Easy Ride. The Game mentions the word "trick" once and it was the first leak from the AL sessions we ever got in 2008. 

I get that he has to follow her everywhere for photos. And she needs someone to do so. But for a star like Madonna, you'd expect someone more skilled for this.
Sure, editing her face is part of the job, but not to the point of making photos look fake and ridiculous. He's not a photographer, just a random guy using FaceApp. His main "skill" seems to be exploiting Madonna's dysmorphia. Embarrassing. He's improved a bit over time, probably because he's paid well, but he doesn't see his own mediocrity and luck in being there.
Madonna, like many from her generation, might not realize there are many people out there who can use Photoshop. Just a few years ago, she worked with decent photographers like Tom Munro, who did a good job in 2014, now it's just Ricardo.
I'm not a photographer, but I love photography and I know how to use a DLSR. Even with just a smartphone, I'd do a better job than he does. A good photographer can take amazing photos with a smartphone.
I get that she wants lots of content for social media, but anyone could do that. Picking a random person might actually get better results.
Madonna, I understand you might not hire Helmut Newton for this, but at least choose someone with decent skills who can avoid such gross mistakes

Mybe she sees younger Madonna in his unembarrassed self confidence and arrogance. He scouts for her obviously. I thought Lola would have been her finger on the pulse but she has her own life. He's also cheaper than Klein to have around and she's training him. He's almost like a technical extension like the gardener was for a while. Plus he films her and her family on a daily basis, there must be tons of private footage. That said, his arrogance may work with Madonna but once he will get out of her orbit it may be his doom. I hope for her she had him sign a very strong nda because he's the type that's gonna blab.
 

Ritts might be difficult to get a hold of on the account of being dead but I get your point. And of course I don't see Gomes as being in the same league as Newton etc but he is responsible for creating her image at the moment, the same way those other photographers were at different stages of her career. I mean, as a professional photographer myself, I'm probably just bitter and the fact that Gomes comes across as a bit of a douche in his interviews doesn't help. 

I know that we can't change era but I do wonder 
Hard Candy if produced by Guetta, Calvin Harris, Price and PSB would've been a more solid transition , MDNA instead of going EDM if she went a more Jamie XX, orbit, Dev Hynes, BloodPop, Ariel Rechtshaid for that album with a power pop dream pop aesthetic and funk. Then Rebel Heart being Avicii, Ariel, Disclosure would've been I credible then Madame X, SOPHIE, honey Dijon, Mirwais, Arca would've been fascinating 
 
A slight change in aesthetic time and inventiveness would've been fascinating if she utilised queer trans feminist producers with her would've really painted incredible headlines too and reviewed better and stronger for sure would've been fascinating to see and hear 

If that was the cover I'd DIE!! It's too beautiful for a Madonna artwork, she'll have chosen something hideous I'm sure. 

It’s totally Madonna. Even the intake a of breath sounds like her 

She looks like straight from the MDNA era 
See? The Power of a good hairstyle and a different outfit can do, She hasn't worn an all White fit in ages omg

OMFG she wasn't wearing the same bustier for the 1000th time i repeat she wasn't wearing it 

It’s totally Madonna. Even the intake a of breath sounds like her 

I would adore this. Also perfect as it's pre-recorded with no audience, so no room for nerves to kick in

That's FAKE!

This is one of my strongest childhood memories 😹 can’t believe I’m watching it back 

Solid CLASSIC!! Perfect lyrics, perfect production. Can't believe she's only performed it once of tour..........and then again horribly on Tears of A Clown, lets forget about that one. 
Wish they'd released the "(Full Version) 5.31" on streaming 

Love it! Never got the hate for it. Also the transition on the CD is magical 

Love it! Never got the hate for it. Also the transition on the CD is magical 

Love it! Never got the hate for it. Also the transition on the CD is magical 

Can someone please break in to her place and steal that damn bustier?!!