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Brendanlovesu1

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  1. Goodbye Ariana's career... Ended by a donut... 🍩

  2. Everytime I try to compliment someone, they offend me or make fun of me or act condescending. Why bother anymore? I go out of my way to tell you I think you look nice, and you laugh in my face? Why am I the one feeling bad for trying to brighten your day

    1. Andymad

      Andymad

      Honey, unless them bitches are paying your bills, you pay them bitches no mind. Fuck em.

    2. madgefan
    3. Fighter

      Fighter

      Douchebags shouldnt be complimented sis, they ugly where it counts

  3. If Madonna and Bjork had a child it would be FKA Twigs

    1. Fighter

      Fighter

      no it would be moi

    2. devilpray

      devilpray

      if bjork and madonna had a child it would be too awesome for this shitty planet

  4. True story: i use to want to be a girl so bad but i never called myself a girl because i was afraid of judgement I am fine with being a guy now .. I came out about use to wanting to be a girl because i trust you all and needed to share it

    1. Yung Rapunxel

      Yung Rapunxel

      but inside of you, do feel like a girl?

    2. Brendanlovesu1

      Brendanlovesu1

      sometimes, but most of the time i feel like a boy

  5. Everyone get #WeWantMadonnaToSacrificeJaiBrooksToSatan trending on Twitter

    1. Fighter

      Fighter

      nah hes too irrelevant

    2. devilpray
  6. Hey guys Ive heard of the bloody mary ritual from friends, internet ect and was wondering does it work? Im too much of a chicken to try it so im just wonderin' Any of you guys tried it?

  7. Madonna prices are too high for real. She would sell out shows faster if it was bit affordable

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    2. devilpray

      devilpray

      sooo expensive but soooo worth it

    3. IconicRebel

      IconicRebel

      shes literally worth every penny though..you dont have to buy the expensive tickets to have a good time btw

       

    4. ITG

      ITG

      There are cheaper seats. She's no more expensive than other big artists.

      Anyway, add that $500 over 23 years...it's peanuts!

  8. If we're being honest: I want to have sex. Right now. So badly.

    1. survivalartist

      survivalartist

      Sounds like a job for Superhand

    2. madgefan

      madgefan

      Sex is the easiest thing to get these days. Love? Not so much.

  9. When people block you on social media for no reason....If you've got some problem with me, don't be a pussy...confront me.

  10. Depression just keeps on crawling back... how does anyone survive a whole lifetime of this??

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    2. stormbringer

      stormbringer

      it doesn't last a lifetime, trust me. you'll find your way through when you're ready

    3. LZE

      LZE

      purrrrrrrrrrr pussy purring and petting might be helpful. wanna pet me? will lick and purr in your lap. feeling already better?

    4. stormbringer

      stormbringer

      your pussy is in a bit of a mess

  11. MADONNA IS COMING PREPARE TO BE HORNY

    1. Fighter

      Fighter

      her hair on fleek doe

  12. I'm not happy with my relationship with my boyfriend, he always makes me run after him and pressures me into having sex. I want to leave him but i dont know how he will react. What do i do??

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    2. Angelo

      Angelo

      tell him the truth and say goodbye

    3. devilpray

      devilpray

      if you're not happy then there's no reason for you to stay with him! don't go for second best baby!

    4. jross

      jross

      Before you can tell someone how to behave or tell them how you feel - You should respect yourself and empower yourself by recognising who you are. It's very important that you don't keep your frustration inside (trust me - been there) ...If he pretends not to listen or not wanna hear then there's definitely something very wrong with HIM -- (really wuna put 'him' in italics because when you're broken you tend to blame yourself and you become vulnerable and a magnet f...

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