Andreo

Reporting all the comments about the reissues 

Oh honey, Spotify was literally built on piracy (they started by putting music online that they didn't even have the rights to use, grew on that enough to have power to force labels to join them) and bots. And playlist payola. FOR YEARS they've done nothing about it cause 1) it benefited their model and 2) it made labels and their big artists look good, meaning they were happy, meaning they stayed on the platform.
Cut to Spotify suddenly getting serious about it this year and going after playlist payola and fake accounts like it was the most important thing in the world for them when they've done NOTHING about it in 15 years.
They now have a penalty model where they charge labels $10 per track per month when they detect a song has had more than 90% of their total streams as artificial streams that month.
90%!!!!! So 89% is cool.
In the meantime the smaller artists and the songwriters starve and are paid cents for their music - oh well, not even that, the minimum now to get paid is 1.000 streams in 12 months, anything below that Spotify keeps the money. Which you may think, "well, they're only cents", yes but multiply those cents for thousands of independent small artists! Spotify says they now share that money between the rest of the artists with more than 1.000 streams per track. But I don't want fucking Ed Sheehan getting my Dannii Minogue cents! Dannii should get her "0.50" royalty pay for "Everlasting Night 1999"! xd
Honestly Spotify can go to hell. The streaming model needs to be reconsidered entirely. ALL the artists in the world don't make a living with our $11 monthly subscription and we all know that.

“What’s your password on Madonna Infinity?”
”Cant remember”
”Nevermind, I’ll just get an mp3 of that Supernatural song from YouTube”

Yeah the digital reissue management is probably like 
"Should we get Causing A Commotion ready?" 
"Well yes but I heard that the CD with the Movie House Edit is like 2 floors down from here and it's very far away..it's like 9:40 PM now..." 
"We just don't worry about it that's fine" 
"Ok!"

Someone piss on your cocopops?

That's automatic on Spotify's part too, you can't choose which version is highlighted on the Top 10. Usually the version highlighted is the one on the oldest album release (not single) where is included. Since now "LAP" Album Version and "LAP" on "Celebration" are merged, the system picks the Album Version cause is the oldest and it considered it was the first one released.
Another example: "Vogue". "Immaculate" and "Celebration" versions are merged, but the system sees "Immaculate" was the first one released, so it shows that one.
"Material Girl" is weird. The 2024 single is merged with the "Celebration" version and usually Spotify highlights albums, not singles, don't know what's about that one. Guess if someday they're both merged with the "Like A Virgin" album version, as they should, the album version will take place.
So much useless information in my head!

Her current Spotify Top 10 already reflects the "Like A Prayer" merging, meaning the album version becomes the main "LAP" version highlighted, instead of the "Celebration" version:

Which feels just RIGHT.

1) UK is one of the biggest and most relevant markets in the world. It's not an alien invasion movie, the USA are actually NOT the only place that matters 🙄
2) American charts suck ass you will never see a Classic re-enter the chart 
Next!

Cool X post from the official UK charts account:
Fire.

1) UK is one of the biggest and most relevant markets in the world. It's not an alien invasion movie, the USA are actually NOT the only place that matters 🙄
2) American charts suck ass you will never see a Classic re-enter the chart 
Next!

This is unbelievabe 

Madonna in Italy with either minimal or no makeup. I think she looks great. 
 
 

Say no to MDNA, embrace Hard Candy! The superior album and thats not up to debate 🥰

The LAV40 tease 

Say no to MDNA, embrace Hard Candy! The superior album and thats not up to debate 🥰

Say no to MDNA, embrace Hard Candy! The superior album and thats not up to debate 🥰

We should have got these damn maxi singles years ago at the rate of one a week and not still be waiting for fucking Causing a Commotion omfg

1) UK is one of the biggest and most relevant markets in the world. It's not an alien invasion movie, the USA are actually NOT the only place that matters 🙄
2) American charts suck ass you will never see a Classic re-enter the chart 
Next!

1) UK is one of the biggest and most relevant markets in the world. It's not an alien invasion movie, the USA are actually NOT the only place that matters 🙄
2) American charts suck ass you will never see a Classic re-enter the chart 
Next!

"Like A Prayer" up to #27 this week in the UK charts, thanks to the EP release:
https://www.officialcharts.com/charts/singles-chart/
Again: we (the complainers) were right, obviously.

Now let's enjoy this B coming back to the UK Top 30 and celebrate!

The LAV40 tease 

The LAV40 tease 

We should have got these damn maxi singles years ago at the rate of one a week and not still be waiting for fucking Causing a Commotion omfg

The LAV40 tease