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I'm Going Bananas Positives: "Who knows? Could be the wine I drink or its the way I think that makes me gonzo." One of my favorite "this bitch is crazy" Madonna tracks. Complete nonsense but so much fun. I love the almost insulting Spanish accent. Negatives: I have no idea what the fuck she is talking about. Next: Tragic Girl

ugh should I just do this one.... Spanish Lesson Positives: I am now able to speak Spanish. ummmm... The song is catchy.... errr This is a song. With words. And music. Negatives: The words and music are crap. Next: Love Won't Wait

Little Star Positives: Madonna finally does a little drum-n-bass. Love the way the bassline touches like drops of water, William Orbit really shines here. Negatives: The lyrics are cringeworthy but-ter-fly Next: The Beast Within

Latte Positive: The lyrics are amazing!! I love everything about the English lyrics to whatever you want to call this song. Negative: The concept is obviously unfinished and it sort of derails towards the end. Shame. Hopefully this'll pop up official someday (maybe commemorative editions or somethin'). Next: "Take A Bow"

More Positives: "Nothing's better than more!" This is so much fun. I love her faces during the bits with Al Pacino in the film when she is rehearsing the song too. Negatives: This is perfection. Next: X-Static Process

"This 8 minute remix is better than this 8 minute remix" when basically every remix since COADF (minus give it 2 me) have the same circuit party/big room sound.

Can't Stop Positives: It does stop eventually. Negatives: Everything about it! Just not my bag of tea. Next: BEAUTIFUL STRANGER

Please do not cite my pseudo or posting on your website. Apologies I misinterpreted this post.

-What do you think of this album as a whole? It was a breakup album turned into a tour promo album. She picked a few clunkers on production. The concept MDNA/MDMA still sort of rubs me in a bad way, for years I thought she was "above" drug culture and here it is in the title for "coolness". The Molly thing at the Ultra Festival with Aviicheese was dreadfully cheesy. -Which songs clearly stand out, 3 years later? Some Girls is punk rock and I love it. Gimme All Your Lovin' could have been Feel Good Inc. Part 2 but failed because of how cheesy it was with the rappers (lick my va-jay *pukes*) and the cheerleader nonsense, love the rapper-less demo. I'm Addicted would make Donna Summer blush. Then there are like 20 awful songs. Love Spent Acoustic is beautiful and painful music. -Has your opinion changed over the course of 3 years? Nope and I didn't go to the tour either. It all felt so forced. -What do you think of the promo/singles choices/aesthetic? Eh. Advertisement for tour. It was hugely successful so I suppose some of it worked. -What did you like, or dislike, about the MDNA Tour? I was going thru a rough breakup too. It was a bit much. I'm happy the tour went well for her and enjoyed the audio, she seemed to be having a good time of it.

Shanti Ashtangi Positives: Every little bit of divine energy helps. Fumble mumbling this mantra/chant is incredibly fun and could possibly lift the spirits and encourage inner peace. I close my eyes and see bits of the FEVER video :D lots of reds, golds, winking and elephants dancing lol. Maybe its a residual from that time I took acid and listened to Ray Of Light back in the day. Negatives: I have not a clue what any of it means nor if I am saying any of it correctly. So how do you feel about.... CYBERRAGA

. Here in metro NY we had a very cool Rebel Heart Tour commercial during the first break. During the second break there was an ad to join Scientology but I think I might use my Scientology lunch money to see her tour instead.

Jimmy Jimmy Positive: .... the harmonies are... nice? ...its the kind of 80s track that you could put in an 80s throwback playlist at a party and get a lot of "you gotta be fuckin kidding me" looks from your friends...? Girls that had a boyfriend named Jimmy in the 80s can use this at his retirement party...? Negative: Its nonsense. Next: I Love New York

I could do this all day!! (also I keep forgetting what already was already covered ) MUSIC INFERNO Positives: Burn baby burn!! KUNT. Where's The Party? Whats not to love? Negative: Its the last part of the show Next: Physical Attraction

I am hoping for a rousing version of Ghosttown with The Roots then maybe "Express Yourself" or "Cherish", something light and classic with Jimmy and The Roots on kids instruments. "Living For Love" might be cool on the kids instruments.

Rather Be Your Lover Positive: The 90s! I just want to put on my parachute pants and this tape in my Walkman and go to the mall. Negative: As much as I love Me'shell Ndegeocello she should've released the 2Pac version. Would have been legendary. NEXT: Words

"Take a pole? Yeah and ram it up your ass." I'm just kidding. :wink: That poll zing has followed me for years and basically poisoned the word with Madonna-ism.

Its totally a great track. Totally. She is having a ball and it shows... but if an anthem like Turn Up The Radio didn't hit this isn't even going to impact. I'm all for her being #1 but it just doesn't seen reasonable especially with a novelty cut like this. Honestly since the bubblegum 80s I don't think Madonna has released such a pandering desperate sounding tune. I love it and it is great fun. What is the goal of a single anyway? To sell records or to get a kid thats 15 to say "bitch i'm madonna"? Honestly the "goal" has been elusive for the whole RH era. If she wants to sell records to grown folks JOA is the safest choice, bring back the cowboy hat, jeans, and the fake guitar playing for another Love Profusion/Don't Tell Me style video showcasing how "normal" she can act. If she wants to impact pre-pubescents then more surgery, bigger wigs, grills, and more cartoonish behavior I 'spose.

Some Girls Positive: Here's our girl back with an attitude kicking 50's ass and writing receipts. Negative: A rock n roll remix was never released. Next: Another Suitcase In Another Hall

I want some of what y'all are drinking - the general public is gonna murder this song. I think its a fun track but its hardly going to increase the album's profile.

Angel + = 80s SYNTH HEAVEN, the sound that Debbie and Tiffany and all the rest would've sold their souls for.... - = The remix is destroyed, absolutely decimated by "Madonna! Madonna! Madonna!" at the top. Velveeta-level cheese. Next: Voices

Living For Love demo has a literal re-creation of the Vogue piano run but all on the same note.

Mother And Father Positive: Disco guitars and lyrics about being let down by your parents. Negative: "I cried and cried and cried all day until the neighbors went away" Next: Ring My Bell