I'll tell you what's wrong with it (and from a nurse's stand point I hope you will try and understand too). I am a woman poster here. There are several other women posters here too and I can tell you that talk like that can be offensive. As creative as Madonna is sexually, etc, I don't think she'd appreciate talk like that either or for her friends and who she chooses to judge with her. There are classier ways of saying things. I hope you'll try and understand what I mean.