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The Immaculate Collection, no competition

M could re-record the intro music. This used to be my anus

oh dear lol

looking at the handle on the door

Nah she's gonna go bigger and bigger Don't Tell Me to stop

how dare you have an unpopular opinion

Everything about the promotion of Rebel Heart was a mess. So many potentially great singles. Considering it was an era of almost entirely digital releases they could've easily released a single every month until the tour.

For a celebrity whose relied so heavily on image it amuses me that some fans always want to shut down discussion about it if it isn't in agreement with their opinion

love it when a stan loses their shit

She could perform in the comedy tent!

She looks like she hasn't had a poo for 4 years

Shocked she isn't wearing sunglasses again since she's indoors lol

A great lady once said "Express yourself, don't repress yourself"

It could be it's a surgical corset. She was complaining about being uncomfortable at the start of the Maluma gig

Feel free to block me, I won't mind

...remembers when Madonna performed a mix of Born This Way in with Express Yourself and She's Not Me. That was nice of her wasn't it.

I just hope when it comes to the reissues they remove the original Frozen from Ray of Light and replace it with this version, it's far superior in every way. And if you don't love it, you're clearly not a true fan.

That movie is so gonna bomb lol And as for Pride 2022, she could eat a box of crayons and poop out a rainbow turd on stage and the stans would still celebrate her I loved her, I still love her, but I love the trainwreck that she's become even more #shesjusthavingfun #gimmegimmemore

Not sure there's even a story in there, diva acts like a diva when she doesn't get her way. At least she didn't try to snog him, he's probably happy to have kept things frosty.

I've embraced the trainwreck, I am expecting her to be dreadful and therefore will not be disappointed. She's just having fun so let's laugh along with her. Your queen is slain.

Irritable Bowel

At this point I'm half expecting her to either snog one of her kids on stage or show us her bumhole. Anything to focus the attention away from how dreadful the performance will be.