Bjonkers

Thank god, I wa sgetting worried something was going wrong. Poor bladders of everyone up the front who have been there all day...

This Twitter feed seems to be less glitchy than the actual Globo live stream... thanks

OMG, I'm IN after half an hour of trying to sort VPNs and sign ups etc. Phew. SO excited.... A stiff G&T in hand...

Only USA tv channels play pharma commercials around the clock. It's so bizarre...

I love this on her, fucking gorgeous.

This thread is CooCooNuts. SO many flings. Everyone having their flings and flinging all day...fling fling fling. Has nobody considered that Stuart and Angela are still married and that she has likely been out on the road at various points with him. This slander seems borne out of jealousy tbqh. And this notion that Madonna has ever fired someone for having sex is beyond bananas. She's the fucking queen of sex.

With the speed at which things get posted around here, I think you can be forgiven!

Hmmmm...I dunno.... Someone else said during the week that she was confirmed to make an appearance at the Met Gala on Monday 6th May.

Tik-Tok resurgence and global smash incoming! She loves a sleeper hit. We'll be getting the re-issue of Madame X before anything else the way her mind works... Maybe she's been badgering people since 2019 to cover the cost of a video and she finally twisted the bank's arm as part of the beach deal...

There's no way she's going to perform Faz Gostosa - she can barely remember lyrics in English, never mind a fast-paced bop in Portuguese... we'll get a verse and chorus of Girl From Ipanema and that will be that...

On the back of Popular being her most streamed song (it is still getting over a 1.5 million plays every day on Spotify), your argument is dead in the water. Like it or not, there will be more collabs, you'll just have to get used to the fact.

Well, this thread has taken a dark turn. One more dodgy animation will surely send me over the edge. It's a long road to Papa Don't Preach and Who's That Girl.

We won't know until tomorrow, but for reference, below is where LAP is currently placed on her most played list... And the Immaculate version is here...

If they're filming 5 nights in Mexico, I can't imagine why they would also need footage from LA. They'll have plenty of footage to access for an edit. More than likely, Jonas used LA to do a rough pass and rehearse the programming of some of the flying camera sequences that are probably required to capture the show. I'm excited that he is on board for this. Should be a spectacular viewing experience. The Confessions live recording is so repeatedly watchable....

In about another 70 days/ 10 weeks. It's only doing about 23,000 streams per day, and it's about 1.5m away from the 100 million mark... so, end of June.

Then what's the point in creating things at all if only to sit on them? Surely the only thing really fucking him over is his INERTIA. Clearly he needs someone like Madonna to hurry him along with his projects. Sigh.

Calm down babes, it's only fan fiction.

Anyone get a chance to listen to Into The Groove properly yet? Is it the 1985 version of the song or the Celebration remaster?

Not cool for her though, she despises Vegas.

Yeah, I can totally see the next proper tour being a huge global one stretched over 2 years but in 6 week stints with a month or two between each leg. What I'd really love for her to do next though would be a month-long NYC residency with an orchestra for a slower show where she doesn't need to move much but gets to perform all her ballads and all of the songs with amazing string arrangements that never get performed (because the cost of a 20 piece string section)... No dancers, just 50 musicians on stage behind her. Imagine hearing Papa Don't Preach, Frozen, Don't Tell Me, Easy Ride and the whole STR album at Carnegie Hall or The Met. Mainly, I just don't want her to go to her grave without having given I'll Remember and TUTBMP the performance that they deserve.

You are indeed correct. I was mixing the two of them up. As you were, everyone...

This has been explained before. The 1982 released 7" single was the version that was cut short by an earlier fade in one of the pre-pressing processes. The 2022 remaster is supposedly the original version of the 7" which had been mastered in '82 as the intended single.

Sounds very AI to me.

I love Gloria so much, wish she was still performing shows. Maybe she'll be inspired by M to do one last tour. It's 40 years since Miami Sound Machine's first English language album this year and in typical fashion, there is not a peep from her about any special editions or surprises. Sigh...

She's back in London for the opening of her new gym/studio and has been doing a media blitz... No doubt she's hoping for added attention by dropping some famous names at every chance... Funny how quickly 15 years flies by looking at that pic...