Hydrangeas Up Your Ass

Hi god it's me. I request for you to please take away my ability to read. If my vision has to go completely for me to not witness this text ever again i am completely fine by that. Thank you.

The queen just ordered an end to racism. Such a great move on her part.

I prefer peonies.

Just me holding two imaginary cans of Pepsi.

Wait....Gaga? How? You must be doing yoga because that is a stretch, baby.

Girls, let's not pretend Masterpiece is about anyone but herself. 💅🏽

This entire get-up is gorgeous from head to toe. I want that JPG top so bad. Her stylist has been on it lately, its all just so good.

Not do sound dramatic or anything but if I don't get Marty & Chai on my island i'm going to die. Open. the. lots. NOW.

Girl what kind of crunchy ass shrines have you been visiting? I have no memory of this. It's been a while since i played though, much less been to a shrine. Guess i'll have to play tonight to find these free spirit orbs you speak of. Oh speaking of which! I found this interesting article the other day, thought i'd share since we're talking about shrines and the old dudes: https://screenrant.com/zelda-breath-wild-sheikah-buddhist-monk-mummies-real/ https://voyapon.com/japans-self-mummified-buddhist-monk/

LMAO what's wrong with shrines with water?? I'm more like that if I stumble upon a Lynel. I'm instantly like nope no ma'am we're not doing this today nope nuh-uh not happening *shuts off switch*.

I love the shrines and am far from having completed them all, i might just pick the game up and play it for the first time in a while! I suspect BOTW2 will come out when the Switch gets a revision be it "New! Nintendo Switch", "Super Nintendo Switch", "New Super Nintendo sWIItch XL: The nU one" or just plainly and unlike Nintendo the "Nintendo Switch 2". Looking forwards to it nonetheless. Hoping and praying it will feature Zelda herself as a playable character.

How in hell did i forget about the DLC?! No i haven't played it, i never got it when it released for some reason. I'm such a fake stan, ugh. Getting it as soon as i've cleared my current backlog of games (read: that's not happening, i'm just gonna add this on top of everything else in a week or so ).

I'm kind of dreading US Snatch Game tbh. You never know with that episode lol. A force to be reckoned with, for sure!

+1 on this. BOTW was my first Zelda game and it's one of my top 10 games of all time. A true masterpiece of a game.

Bimini really is that bitch. I mean: "my implants got held at gunpoint in south africa" ?!? And then that Iris Van Herpen inspired runway? That catapulted her into the top-2 with Lawrence for me.