Nahual

Oh God please no. Fallon is the fakest, most insufferable talk show host I've ever seen. He's so boring too. I actually feel bad for Madonna and everyone else who has to sit there and listen to Jimmy's feeble attempts at comedy. 

...again? They already did MATM during what was arguably Britney's career peak and yet look how that song turned out. I'm just not eager for more collaborations; I'm not even keen on Madonna's increasing habit of adding other artists to her remixes or songs in general, because I personally haven't enjoyed any of them and I doubt another Britney duet would change my opinion. 

...again? They already did MATM during what was arguably Britney's career peak and yet look how that song turned out. I'm just not eager for more collaborations; I'm not even keen on Madonna's increasing habit of adding other artists to her remixes or songs in general, because I personally haven't enjoyed any of them and I doubt another Britney duet would change my opinion. 

Are you being facetious? Many of Beyonce's biggest hits fall under the Pop category. Hell, Break My Soul is clearly a dance/house POP song ffs. 
I'm not usually one of those SJW/triggered types, but I've noticed similar microaggressions on social media where some folks will say that certain artists like Rihanna or Beyonce don't count as Pop artists, with the subtle implication being that because they're Black women, their songs must go into the Hip Hop or R&B category instead of being labeled as Pop. It's annoying and just plain wrong.
I did not want to wake up this morning and have to defend Beyonce of all people, whom I find very overrated, but I felt like I had to give y'all a piece of my mind.

Are you being facetious? Many of Beyonce's biggest hits fall under the Pop category. Hell, Break My Soul is clearly a dance/house POP song ffs. 
I'm not usually one of those SJW/triggered types, but I've noticed similar microaggressions on social media where some folks will say that certain artists like Rihanna or Beyonce don't count as Pop artists, with the subtle implication being that because they're Black women, their songs must go into the Hip Hop or R&B category instead of being labeled as Pop. It's annoying and just plain wrong.
I did not want to wake up this morning and have to defend Beyonce of all people, whom I find very overrated, but I felt like I had to give y'all a piece of my mind.

Are you being facetious? Many of Beyonce's biggest hits fall under the Pop category. Hell, Break My Soul is clearly a dance/house POP song ffs. 
I'm not usually one of those SJW/triggered types, but I've noticed similar microaggressions on social media where some folks will say that certain artists like Rihanna or Beyonce don't count as Pop artists, with the subtle implication being that because they're Black women, their songs must go into the Hip Hop or R&B category instead of being labeled as Pop. It's annoying and just plain wrong.
I did not want to wake up this morning and have to defend Beyonce of all people, whom I find very overrated, but I felt like I had to give y'all a piece of my mind.

Are you being facetious? Many of Beyonce's biggest hits fall under the Pop category. Hell, Break My Soul is clearly a dance/house POP song ffs. 
I'm not usually one of those SJW/triggered types, but I've noticed similar microaggressions on social media where some folks will say that certain artists like Rihanna or Beyonce don't count as Pop artists, with the subtle implication being that because they're Black women, their songs must go into the Hip Hop or R&B category instead of being labeled as Pop. It's annoying and just plain wrong.
I did not want to wake up this morning and have to defend Beyonce of all people, whom I find very overrated, but I felt like I had to give y'all a piece of my mind.

Are you being facetious? Many of Beyonce's biggest hits fall under the Pop category. Hell, Break My Soul is clearly a dance/house POP song ffs. 
I'm not usually one of those SJW/triggered types, but I've noticed similar microaggressions on social media where some folks will say that certain artists like Rihanna or Beyonce don't count as Pop artists, with the subtle implication being that because they're Black women, their songs must go into the Hip Hop or R&B category instead of being labeled as Pop. It's annoying and just plain wrong.
I did not want to wake up this morning and have to defend Beyonce of all people, whom I find very overrated, but I felt like I had to give y'all a piece of my mind.

She didn't save my life, though. Not that I download her music illegally, in any case. Unlike most people here, I don't have a collection of over 15,000 Madonna demos, remixes or unreleased songs. 

Oh God please no. Fallon is the fakest, most insufferable talk show host I've ever seen. He's so boring too. I actually feel bad for Madonna and everyone else who has to sit there and listen to Jimmy's feeble attempts at comedy. 

Oh God please no. Fallon is the fakest, most insufferable talk show host I've ever seen. He's so boring too. I actually feel bad for Madonna and everyone else who has to sit there and listen to Jimmy's feeble attempts at comedy. 

I clearly hear the word "life" not "lie". The F sound is pretty easy to detect, at least to my ears. But the song is still a bop apart from the rap section. 

How is Erotica in 2nd place? The cover is just a bluish outline of her eyes, nose and mouth.
True Blue looks great, but I had to go with COADF even though that pose looks awkward. 

*Looks at its critical reception and overall reputation among the fandom*

No but seriously if you were to take the best tracks from both albums, ditch all the filler, and combine the good songs into a new album, you'd have a really strong pop album. Rebel Heart is the most bloated one of the two albums but also the easiest one to reduce imo, at least for me since there are few songs on it that I genuinely like.
 

When I saw those glowing lights in the audience I was like, "how could they have smartphones in 1990?" Then I realized that they're lighters.

When I saw those glowing lights in the audience I was like, "how could they have smartphones in 1990?" Then I realized that they're lighters.

When I saw those glowing lights in the audience I was like, "how could they have smartphones in 1990?" Then I realized that they're lighters.

TIC obviously.  I hate remix albums, so FEL was never gonna get my vote. And yes I realize that some songs on TIC were technically remixed too, but it's less noticeable on most of the songs and they're much closer to the originals anyway.

TIC obviously.  I hate remix albums, so FEL was never gonna get my vote. And yes I realize that some songs on TIC were technically remixed too, but it's less noticeable on most of the songs and they're much closer to the originals anyway.

It's so obviously about her vagina. I mean the album is called Erotica after all.  I try not to think about it though; I'm a gay man, so what am I supposed to do with a song about her lady parts?

It's so obviously about her vagina. I mean the album is called Erotica after all.  I try not to think about it though; I'm a gay man, so what am I supposed to do with a song about her lady parts?

I listen to Ray of Light daily, and True Blue at least once a week.

Ew. I don't care how hot he might've been when he was younger, I don't understand why he's bragging about this like it's some major accomplishment or status symbol. He's just using famous women's names for clout.

Ew. I don't care how hot he might've been when he was younger, I don't understand why he's bragging about this like it's some major accomplishment or status symbol. He's just using famous women's names for clout.

What would even be the point of her attending, other than us getting a few snapshots of her to add to the collection of the thousands of others? But overall it's such a boring event and nothing noteworthy ever happens.