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michel.kettermann

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    michel.kettermann reacted to Confessions Lightside in Which "Studio" Album of Madonna's would you recommend FIRST to a potential new Fan??   
    I would recommend "Early Years" (with Otto von Wernherr)

    just kidding
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    michel.kettermann got a reaction from Voguerista in Which "Studio" Album of Madonna's would you recommend FIRST to a potential new Fan??   
    True Blue and Like A Prayer. If they don't like these two, not worth the try.
    One thing I have learn by observing this tiktok generation. They like nothing.
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    michel.kettermann got a reaction from Would You Like To Try in Which "Studio" Album of Madonna's would you recommend FIRST to a potential new Fan??   
    True Blue and Like A Prayer. If they don't like these two, not worth the try.
    One thing I have learn by observing this tiktok generation. They like nothing.
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    michel.kettermann reacted to Velvet Rope in RQ: MTV 10th Anniversary Monologue Transcript   
    Is there an official transcript of this video available out there? I've always wanted to my own version of it in drag but I obviously need to rehearse it extensively before I film it.
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    michel.kettermann reacted to Sprk in RQ: MTV 10th Anniversary Monologue Transcript   
    Ran the audio through some text-to-speech software. May need some polishing up but I'm sure you can manage that on your own 😊
    I'm here because I wanted to talk to you about us and all that we've been through. I wanted to talk about me and you. I remember when we first met. You didn't know who you were yet. I didn't know who I was. We grew up together. So 10 years, what what's the big deal, huh? I'm not one of those people that wears clothes just because somebody gave it to me for free. Although I do like this diamond. Are diamonds really a tenth year anniversary present? You think you can make me forget everything just by giving me this? Expect me to come running back to you every time you give me a present? When will you understand that I am a person and not a thing? That I deserve to be treated like a person and not a thing? I turn my back for one minute it and you find somebody else you've been hanging out with tramps with cheap clothes and bad songs to sing. I've got a tattoo on my behind too you think you're gonna see it I know why you spend time with her because she's not threatening it's so beautiful I love it she doesn't make you laugh she doesn't

    record I was it was my voice it was my voice I swear to god it was I can prove it to you I won't even go into the men you've been hanging around with what is this strange fascination with Axl Rose
    he looks very unhealthy she's a freak. Well, the plastic surgery just really wasn't what they said it would be. She's a man in drag. Just kidding. He's a woman in drag. I didn't mean that either. I'm a man and a woman.
    I'm your worst nightmare.
    I never asked you to name an award after me, did I? Michael who? who. I'm not going to be like all of the rest. I'm not going to kiss up to you. If you don't start treating me better, I'm going to leave you for good. And that goes for my pussy too. Do you want to shut up over there? You've never had more fun with anyone else and you know it you've never had more fun I'll never forget the time you put that camera up up my dress when I was rolling around on the floor the first MTV Awards remember that I Didn't know what I was doing. I
    Just I had no idea my dress was up But you took advantage of it with your zoom lens, didn't you I had to prove that I could make a complete bullet of myself in front of the whole world that I could still go home and keep my head up I had to prove that to myself glycerin I need more glycerin I know how to do it I am It's the videos that got smaller. You believed in me when I was chubby. You're my sister, brother, lover, mother, father. You believed in me when I thought that rolling around on the floor was dancing.
    You're my brother, lover, sister, mother, daughter, son, happy father, pussy lover. You believed in me when my marriage failed. brother, sister, lover, daughter, auntie, uncle, grandma, grandpa, little baby Jesus. You believed in me when that certain soft drink didn't believe in me. That's why I drink astronaut juice. You believed in me when I didn't believe in myself. That's why you didn't need to give me this ring. I'll always love you.
    I'll always love you. Happy anniversary, darling.
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    michel.kettermann reacted to Redha DBL in Re-Edition Magazine April 25 2024 PREORDER LINK   
    I'd prefer to hear about her next musical projects than about bad tatoos or horseback ridding...
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    michel.kettermann got a reaction from VogueMusic in Rupaul's feud with Madonna   
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    michel.kettermann got a reaction from RUADJAI in Was the MDNA Tour BluRay finally fixed?   
    I would prefer they released the full concert of a city only and not all those annoying cuts from thousands of concerts.
    That alone would make me glad.
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    michel.kettermann got a reaction from liquidlove88 in Rupaul's feud with Madonna   
    Never liked this guy. Never got why he is famous. 
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    michel.kettermann got a reaction from xavier in Rupaul's feud with Madonna   
    Never liked this guy. Never got why he is famous. 
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    michel.kettermann got a reaction from madaboutM in The (lack of) tour book   
    "New items" = a bunch of T-shirts with pictures you can randomly find on Google and have them print yourself. I guess they forget her fans are not teenagers anymore. 
    Her official merchandising is so shallow.
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    michel.kettermann reacted to MattyMads in Celebration - 1 disc edition   
    Funny enough i was looking at the single edition last night and thought what a pointless release they should have released 2 disc as standard and 3 disc as deluxe. I would say the best songs were chosen on your list
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    michel.kettermann got a reaction from gst6662000 in The Best Greatest Hits Package   
    What I like most about "Something to Remember" is its simplicity. The backside of the vinyl is so pretty. 
    Although it is a great compilation, I don't care for the versions used on the TIC (I can't stand the remix of "Like A Prayer").
     
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    michel.kettermann reacted to Would You Like To Try in DL: I'll Remember (Single Edit #1) - 2024 Remaster 3:24   

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    michel.kettermann reacted to Andymad in question: is she started filming the celebration tour for future DVD ?   
    My best guess would be yes. Each song will feature a shot from all 287 shows.
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    michel.kettermann reacted to Would You Like To Try in DL: I'll Remember (2024 Remaster EP) 7 Tracks   
    So I did this EP today using @MPowered's tracklist and all tracks are newly remastered by me!

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    michel.kettermann reacted to Steffmad in DL/ Don't Stop (AI Vocals & Instrumental.WAV) Album Version   
    I do what i want..Ask Pepsi 
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    michel.kettermann reacted to Steffmad in DL/ Don't Stop (AI Vocals & Instrumental.WAV) Album Version   
    The Result is real great again. 
    Dont stop (Vocals)
    Dont stop (Instrumental)

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    michel.kettermann reacted to RebelMe in Favorite Madonna Soundtrack/Film song?   
    It's so hard, I love them all, especially the ones from Desperately Seeking Susan, Vision Quest and Who's That Girl!
    But I will choose The Look of Love because besides being a gem, is one of her best songs. It's so sad that she totally forgot about its existence.
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    michel.kettermann got a reaction from Donna in Favorite Madonna Soundtrack/Film song?   
    I love I'll Remember, but Live To Tell is a masterpiece. And thinking back, she was very courageous for choosing a ballad as the lead single of a new album after all the party that was the Virgin era. I rewatched At Close Range a few months ago and the final scene when Sean's character started crying then the song starts playing, that's a wow moment. 
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    michel.kettermann got a reaction from Voguerista in Favorite Madonna Soundtrack/Film song?   
    I love I'll Remember, but Live To Tell is a masterpiece. And thinking back, she was very courageous for choosing a ballad as the lead single of a new album after all the party that was the Virgin era. I rewatched At Close Range a few months ago and the final scene when Sean's character started crying then the song starts playing, that's a wow moment. 
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    michel.kettermann got a reaction from Blue Skies in Favorite Madonna Soundtrack/Film song?   
    I love I'll Remember, but Live To Tell is a masterpiece. And thinking back, she was very courageous for choosing a ballad as the lead single of a new album after all the party that was the Virgin era. I rewatched At Close Range a few months ago and the final scene when Sean's character started crying then the song starts playing, that's a wow moment. 
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    michel.kettermann got a reaction from konfideinmenow in The (lack of) tour book   
    For a tour that celebrates her 40 years in music, they should rerelease all of her previous tourbooks and put them for sale on her official page. At least everyone would finally have the chance of getting a physical copy.
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    michel.kettermann reacted to Anapausis in Madonna’s BEST interview?   
    She could put the blame on wherever she learnt English. Eggs and ham anybody?
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    michel.kettermann got a reaction from Anapausis in Madonna’s BEST interview?   
    It is funny to listen to the journalist saying, "exclusive interview" and here in Brazil journalist Marilia Gabriela said the same at the opening of the program. By the way, that "interview" haunts her to this day. And every time someone asks her about that she basically puts the blame at Madonna.
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