RQ: MTV 10th Anniversary Monologue Transcript

[Velvet Rope 5,943]

Is there an official transcript of this video available out there? I've always wanted to my own version of it in drag but I obviously need to rehearse it extensively before I film it.

[Sprk 6,515]

Ran the audio through some text-to-speech software. May need some polishing up but I'm sure you can manage that on your own 😊

I'm here because I wanted to talk to you about us and all that we've been through. I wanted to talk about me and you. I remember when we first met. You didn't know who you were yet. I didn't know who I was. We grew up together. So 10 years, what what's the big deal, huh? I'm not one of those people that wears clothes just because somebody gave it to me for free. Although I do like this diamond. Are diamonds really a tenth year anniversary present? You think you can make me forget everything just by giving me this? Expect me to come running back to you every time you give me a present? When will you understand that I am a person and not a thing? That I deserve to be treated like a person and not a thing? I turn my back for one minute it and you find somebody else you've been hanging out with tramps with cheap clothes and bad songs to sing. I've got a tattoo on my behind too you think you're gonna see it I know why you spend time with her because she's not threatening it's so beautiful I love it she doesn't make you laugh she doesn't

record I was it was my voice it was my voice I swear to god it was I can prove it to you I won't even go into the men you've been hanging around with what is this strange fascination with Axl Rose

he looks very unhealthy she's a freak. Well, the plastic surgery just really wasn't what they said it would be. She's a man in drag. Just kidding. He's a woman in drag. I didn't mean that either. I'm a man and a woman.

I'm your worst nightmare.

I never asked you to name an award after me, did I? Michael who? who. I'm not going to be like all of the rest. I'm not going to kiss up to you. If you don't start treating me better, I'm going to leave you for good. And that goes for my pussy too. Do you want to shut up over there? You've never had more fun with anyone else and you know it you've never had more fun I'll never forget the time you put that camera up up my dress when I was rolling around on the floor the first MTV Awards remember that I Didn't know what I was doing. I

Just I had no idea my dress was up But you took advantage of it with your zoom lens, didn't you I had to prove that I could make a complete bullet of myself in front of the whole world that I could still go home and keep my head up I had to prove that to myself glycerin I need more glycerin I know how to do it I am It's the videos that got smaller. You believed in me when I was chubby. You're my sister, brother, lover, mother, father. You believed in me when I thought that rolling around on the floor was dancing.

You're my brother, lover, sister, mother, daughter, son, happy father, pussy lover. You believed in me when my marriage failed. brother, sister, lover, daughter, auntie, uncle, grandma, grandpa, little baby Jesus. You believed in me when that certain soft drink didn't believe in me. That's why I drink astronaut juice. You believed in me when I didn't believe in myself. That's why you didn't need to give me this ring. I'll always love you.

I'll always love you. Happy anniversary, darling.

[mirtillo 1,869]

@Sprk thank you so much! I think that watch this video only one time 30 years agoo!

Can you make the same thing with this video?

 

 

[wtg1987 10,177]

9 hours ago, mirtillo said:

@Sprk thank you so much! I think that watch this video only one time 30 years agoo!

Can you make the same thing with this video?

 

 

when did this leak ??? is it official ?

[Scottyx 8,789]

i do this speech all the time. not in drag. just at random to annoy people 

[DonaYEme70 268]

i would like to have this "dear mtv" in hd or 4k. I adore it

[momosfantasy 947]

I remember playing this over and over.  I had a VHS tape that was full of videos and interviews that I would continuously add to.  Of course there were little snippets of commercials from where I didn't stop recording in time. Lol

[momosfantasy 947]

1 hour ago, Scottyx said:

i do this speech all the time. not in drag. just at random to annoy people 

I've definitely been known to quote from this, among a lot of other M things.  She is a quotable bitch, no question.  Truth or Dare alone has dozens.

[mirtillo 1,869]

15 hours ago, wtg1987 said:

when did this leak ??? is it official ?

It's fanmade but is amazing! It was also posted in the tour topic. Enjoy!