Transcription of spoken parts of the show

[Ekans 934]

I’m basically looking for what the title says. Has anyone stumbled upon any of those? Especially Bob’s parts, like the intro skit, Fever interlude, Vogue and Bitch I’m Madonna, and also the LFL Interlude which is spoken by Prince (?).

Pls help a non native English speaker 🙃

[androiduser 2,471]

22 minutes ago, Ekans said:

 the LFL Interlude which is spoken by Prince (?).

 

just noticed that the spoken part is taken from his song "Let's Go Crazy"

Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today
To get through this thing called life
Electric word life, it means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you, there's something else
The afterworld, a world of never ending happiness
You can always see the sun, day or night

[androiduser 2,471]

@missberic transcribed the opening monologue in another thread:

(Material Girl instrumental)

"Ladies and gentleman, theys and thems! Half of y'all waited a loooong time for this one. Some of y'all have waited about 40 years for this, as a matter of fact. Now, it's currently 2023 but let's take a step back, shall we? In fact, let's go aaall the way back. The year is 1978, the place is New York City, the GREATEST. CITY. IN THE WORLD! And little did they know that the biggest and brightest star was actually in their way, it's true. Picture it. She's 19 years old and she just landed in LaGuardia Airport, Queens, with 35 dollars. Here's 35 bucks, use this to become a star. And not just some star, you need to become the undisputable Queen of Pop! Well, ask yourself when did you first fall in love with her? Did you start dressing like her when you first watched Lucky Star? Did you steal your grandmother's rosary and a black pair of lace gloves? Or maybe you were outraged when the Vatican tried to shut her down when she simulated masturbation on the Blond Ambition Tour? I know! Maybe you gagged when she kissed Britney Spears on live TV during the VMAs!"

("Look it up!")

"I know some of you went crazy when she showed these bitches how to do a halftime Super Bowl show. Now, she taught us a lot over the years, it's true. She taught us how to dance."

("What are you looking at?")

"She taught us how to express ourselves."

("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!")

"She taught us how to party."

("Bitch I'm Madonna")

"And she taught us how to fuck!"

(music stops)

"And tonight I need you all to turn up because this is not just a show, this is not just a concert, this is not just a party... IT'S A CELEBRATION, BITCHEEEEES!"

[RUADJAI 14,996]

Please help an English speaker hear what bob says when dressed as Dita... It's so mumbled. 

[Frank 42,529]

1 hour ago, RUADJAI said:

Please help an English speaker hear what bob says when dressed as Dita... It's so mumbled. 

Something like this:

Oh! The 90's! The time of innocence, the time when people actually had to go out and meet one another. Making an effort to have a relationship was the norm, not the exception. In those days, if you wanted to make friends you had to put yourself out there, attend social events, and be open to meeting new friends. And if you wanted to find love, well, you had to put yourself in situations where you could meet someone who you could actually [...]. [...] let's not forget about hooking up in the 90's: you actually had to make an effort for someone, show them why they should choose you.

[Honey Little 3,996]

On 12/30/2023 at 6:40 PM, Frank said:

Something like this:

Oh! The 90's! The time of innocence, the time when people actually had to go out and meet one another. Making an effort to have a relationship was the norm, not the exception. In those days, if you wanted to make friends you had to put yourself out there, attend social events, and be open to meeting new friends. And if you wanted to find love, well, you had to put yourself in situations where you could meet someone who you could actually [...]. [...] let's not forget about hooking up in the 90's: you actually had to make an effort for someone, show them why they should choose you.

I love this.

[mirtillo 1,845]

IDISIF Transcription, please!