The most absurd Madonna rumors you heard?

[NRMX 5,201]

2 hours ago, Honey Little said:

It feels… reductive 

Screw the middle classes 

Fuck me

Why can Mick Jagger do it?

You can fuck with me

it’s a paradox 

that’s a stupid question 

Death to the patriarchy 

I want to start a revolution 

Medieval warrior bitch goddess

[NRMX 5,201]

52 minutes ago, Blue Jean said:

I’m tempted to tag the people here who claimed it was true because “TMZ is a reliable source”

They were also claiming that the tour wouldn’t go ahead because live nation couldn’t get more insurance cover and that they expected her to ditch the show after a few weeks

I know! the absurdity 

[momosfantasy 969]

13 hours ago, Pedro Beltran said:

That she’s releasing a bitch I’m Madonna Talking Doll this summer with the following phrases 

I want to rule the world 

Fuck

Motherfuckers 

Bitch I’m Madonna 

Yeahhhhhhhh

I’m a freedom fighter 

And a whore 

among others 

Artists are here to disturb the peace 

[momosfantasy 969]

8 hours ago, Blue Jean said:

Artishs are here to dishturb the peash

Goddammit, lol.  You beat me to it.

[Redha DBL 7,684]

That Marilyn Martin never existed and it was Madonna in disguise.

[Honey Little 4,479]

5 hours ago, momosfantasy said:

Artists are here to disturb the peace 

Just get me a fan

I can’t breathe 

Open the door now 

We can do acid 

Can you make a fire without using wood?

 

 

[MDNA22 1,263]

That the B side to Human Nature was going to be a cover of Michael Jackson's song called Human Nature 

[Lucas B. 1,077]

On 5/30/2024 at 11:37 AM, EgoRod said:

Man I love this one hahaha from time to time it appears on my facebook timeline and in the comment section A LOT of people believe that's her hahahaha

[Lucas B. 1,077]

15 hours ago, Honey Little said:

Just get me a fan

I can’t breathe 

Open the door now 

We can do acid 

Can you make a fire without using wood?

 

 

I absolutely loathe hydrangeas

Madonna squared?

Please, do not make stupid questions

 

[Honey Little 4,479]

The doll also says:

 

You’re just staring at me like I’m some kind of fucking idiot.

A queen is never late.

You can fuck your way to the middle but you can’t fuck your way to the top.

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16 hours ago, Honey Little said:

The doll also says:

 

You’re just staring at me like I’m some kind of fucking idiot.

A queen is never late.

You can fuck your way to the middle but you can’t fuck your way to the top.

Behold I’m coming soon

to age is a sin

I’m a bad feminist 

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