The most absurd Madonna rumors you heard?

[A. A. Aardvark 4,975]

that her DJ boyfriend was a drug dealer some of the time 

[Redha DBL 7,684]

1 hour ago, Blue Jean said:

It is not WRONG. The person identified as Anna. Perhaps it was not the same Anna but the use of her name is why so many people believed it, because they believed it was her and that she was a reliable source. So yes, it had everything to do with Anna.

Ok now it's more accurate but in your original post you make it sound as if the Anna member (the real one) had been the source of this rumor. The one and only real Anna Hendstridge was posting on Fanzine only. Then some fake accounts using her nickname have started to pop up on various forums including PopJustice. That Gravepine rumor have been posted first on Popjustice, i was also on Poojustice at that time, chatting in the Madonna thread the very day that Gavepine rumor have been posted. I've copied and pasted the supposed info on MadonnaFanzine the same day, and we've started discussing the rumor. Maybe the member of PopJustice who have posted it first was passing himself as Anna but it was not the real one. As stated by some members here a few weeks ago, Anna Henstridge is now said to be a guy who was part of the people who had hacked one of Madonna's server, remember the unstoppable outtakes leaks. All Anna's info were accurate for the good reason it was coming directly from Madonna's server. 

[Sheridan1980 1,196]

10 hours ago, whiteheat said:

That the Madonna we've been watching for the past few years isn't the real Madonna and the real one died years ago. 

In 2015, I was in holiday in Barcelona and a guy who went to the MDNA Tour in Barcelona 3 years ago said to me than during the last act of the concert it was not her but a lookalike  Ok motherfucker, I was at this concert in the front raw in Paris and in Nice and I know it was her. The truth is that all that he wanted was to have sex with me and my boyfriend so he was trying to impress us but it didn't work 

[Celebration 1,406]

9 hours ago, A. A. Aardvark said:

this one
?
that's the kind of Pin Ups album I wanted her to do at one time
Midnight Lover and Where Love Lives too

 

Yes, that one. 
Anyone who's familiar with Madonna's early voice can clearly hear that it's not her on the record, but for the logest time this was a "fact"

It's even included on a horrible bootleg LP called Calendar Girl.

6 hours ago, Donna said:

My guess this could have stemmed from the fact she did a semi porn film before she was famous and depicted a rape scene by multiple people...

I have the VHS, so I haven't seen this disaster in 30 years, but here's what I remember:

Madonna's character, Bruna, was brutally raped by one guy. She told her army of lovers, and they managed to catch him and kill him. 
The "orgy" was like a weird excorsism, where the cast had a bizarre orgy to celebrate the rapist's death, and someone smeared blood over Bruna's breasts.

The film is beyond bad and I can really understand why Madonna tried to stop it.

[Honey Little 4,479]

11 minutes ago, Celebration said:

Yes, that one. 
Anyone who's familiar with Madonna's early voice can clearly hear that it's not her on the record, but for the logest time this was a "fact"

It's even included on a horrible bootleg LP called Calendar Girl.

I have the VHS, so I haven't seen this disaster in 30 years, but here's what I remember:

Madonna's character, Bruna, was brutally raped by one guy. She told her army of lovers, and they managed to catch him and kill him. 
The "orgy" was like a weird excorsism, where the cast had a bizarre orgy to celebrate the rapist's death, and someone smeared blood over Bruna's breasts.

The film is beyond bad and I can really understand why Madonna tried to stop it.

Hail Bruna! Her character (and acting) was a million times better than Abby! Although the movie was equally as bad.

[Adonna 18,961]

3 hours ago, Celebration said:

Yes, that one. 
Anyone who's familiar with Madonna's early voice can clearly hear that it's not her on the record, but for the logest time this was a "fact"

It's even included on a horrible bootleg LP called Calendar Girl.

I have the VHS, so I haven't seen this disaster in 30 years, but here's what I remember:

Madonna's character, Bruna, was brutally raped by one guy. She told her army of lovers, and they managed to catch him and kill him. 
The "orgy" was like a weird excorsism, where the cast had a bizarre orgy to celebrate the rapist's death, and someone smeared blood over Bruna's breasts.

The film is beyond bad and I can really understand why Madonna tried to stop it.

Yeah, I have it on VHS too. Really awful! Just bizarre! She was desperate to get in any film at the time. I also recall while no one really got paid, she demanded for some money.  I believe the guy who made the film gave her some money to help pay her rent at the time.

[Blue Jean 16,359]

5 hours ago, Celebration said:

Yes, that one. 
Anyone who's familiar with Madonna's early voice can clearly hear that it's not her on the record, but for the logest time this was a "fact"

It's even included on a horrible bootleg LP called Calendar Girl.

I have the VHS, so I haven't seen this disaster in 30 years, but here's what I remember:

Madonna's character, Bruna, was brutally raped by one guy. She told her army of lovers, and they managed to catch him and kill him. 
The "orgy" was like a weird excorsism, where the cast had a bizarre orgy to celebrate the rapist's death, and someone smeared blood over Bruna's breasts.

The film is beyond bad and I can really understand why Madonna tried to stop it.

I couldn’t follow what was happening in that god awful movie 

[EgoRod 5,844]

[Blue Jean 16,359]

10 hours ago, Redha DBL said:

Ok now it's more accurate but in your original post you make it sound as if the Anna member (the real one) had been the source of this rumor. The one and only real Anna Hendstridge was posting on Fanzine only. Then some fake accounts using her nickname have started to pop up on various forums including PopJustice. That Gravepine rumor have been posted first on Popjustice, i was also on Poojustice at that time, chatting in the Madonna thread the very day that Gavepine rumor have been posted. I've copied and pasted the supposed info on MadonnaFanzine the same day, and we've started discussing the rumor. Maybe the member of PopJustice who have posted it first was passing himself as Anna but it was not the real one. As stated by some members here a few weeks ago, Anna Henstridge is now said to be a guy who was part of the people who had hacked one of Madonna's server, remember the unstoppable outtakes leaks. All Anna's info were accurate for the good reason it was coming directly from Madonna's server. 

Poor Anna. Her reputation of hacking and stealing was tainted by Internet trolls.

[Blue Jean 16,359]

8 minutes ago, EgoRod said:

I remember this one. Clearly not her.

There was also the story she was a Stones groupie and fucked Mick Jagger in 1978.

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I heard a rumour that Madonna was homophobic! I couldn't stop laughing at that one.

[Celebration 1,406]

1 hour ago, Blue Jean said:

I couldn’t follow what was happening in that god awful movie 

Me neither. It's very confusing. 

[Redha DBL 7,684]

The scene where she dances at the fountai' is great though. If you take rhat scene alone and forget about the movie, you have a video of raw, pre fame Madonna dancing in New York. 

[NRMX 5,201]

That she overdosed on painkillers last year 

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3 hours ago, JustinTimes said:

I heard a rumour that Madonna was homophobic! I couldn't stop laughing at that one.

Absolutely not, but I am surprised that she could fall in love and marry homophobes. I'd expect a minimum of homophobia would be a dealbreaker for an ally.

[NRMX 5,201]

That she’s releasing a bitch I’m Madonna Talking Doll this summer with the following phrases 

I want to rule the world 

Fuck

Motherfuckers 

Bitch I’m Madonna 

Yeahhhhhhhh

I’m a freedom fighter 

And a whore 

among others 

[Crazy For M 464]

On 5/29/2024 at 8:07 PM, drownedworld said:

Yeah exactly this i was gonna say, that Madonna trafficks children in Malawi and that she drinks the blood of tortured african children, read it some months ago on a british news site, maybe they work for The Daily Mail lmao

Ugh, I saw this all over the place during covid, and M wasn't the only celebrity who had similar rumours. It was horrible to read and loads of crazy people (still) believe it 😩

[Honey Little 4,479]

3 hours ago, Redha DBL said:

The scene where she dances at the fountai' is great though. If you take rhat scene alone and forget about the movie, you have a video of raw, pre fame Madonna dancing in New York. 

Omg I TRULY luv that seen! Watched it a million times. Also I really like her acting. It’s the exact same as it is now. Sometimes bizarrely stiff and other times super intimate. Really interesting actor in my opinion.

[Honey Little 4,479]

1 hour ago, Pedro Beltran said:

That she’s releasing a bitch I’m Madonna Talking Doll this summer with the following phrases 

I want to rule the world 

Fuck

Motherfuckers 

Bitch I’m Madonna 

Yeahhhhhhhh

I’m a freedom fighter 

And a whore 

among others 

C’mon

I’m waiting 

Look it up

That’s what I do, I fuck

Hurry up

Everyone can do your thing

 

[NRMX 5,201]

50 minutes ago, Honey Little said:

C’mon

I’m waiting 

Look it up

That’s what I do, I fuck

Hurry up

Everyone can do your thing

 

No hesitating 

No fear

You know I’ve been waiting 

40 years people four zero

35 dollars 

[Honey Little 4,479]

20 minutes ago, Pedro Beltran said:

No hesitating 

No fear

You know I’ve been waiting 

40 years people four zero

35 dollars 

It feels… reductive 

Screw the middle classes 

Fuck me

Why can Mick Jagger do it?

[Blue Jean 16,359]

4 hours ago, Pedro Beltran said:

That she’s releasing a bitch I’m Madonna Talking Doll this summer with the following phrases 

I want to rule the world 

Fuck

Motherfuckers 

Bitch I’m Madonna 

Yeahhhhhhhh

I’m a freedom fighter 

And a whore 

among others 

Artishs are here to dishturb the peash

[Blue Jean 16,359]

6 hours ago, Pedro Beltran said:

That she overdosed on painkillers last year 

I’m tempted to tag the people here who claimed it was true because “TMZ is a reliable source”

They were also claiming that the tour wouldn’t go ahead because live nation couldn’t get more insurance cover and that they expected her to ditch the show after a few weeks

[Honey Little 4,479]

5 minutes ago, Blue Jean said:

Artishs are here to dishturb the peash

Hbar of shoap , novhashcaine!

We can sniff glue

[Blue Jean 16,359]

8 minutes ago, Honey Little said:

Hbar of shoap , novhashcaine!

We can sniff glue

Power to the people!

That goes for you too grandma!