The most absurd Madonna rumors you heard?

[androiduser 2,691]

What's the most absurd, funny, ridiculous, unbelievable Madonna rumor you heard? Let's focus on her music/tours/movies/videos and work in general, and keep the gossip and private life rumors out of it, because that's just a whole other can of worms..

For me it's the new song/single Sex Makes The World Go Round released with GHV2, and the accompanying video shot (if I remember correctly..) with Australian coal mine workers

[Blue Jean 16,361]

I remember the rumour of pregnant dancing women for PDP in Re-invention. It kind of sounded cool to me though 

[androiduser 2,691]

27 minutes ago, Blue Jean said:

I remember the rumour of pregnant dancing women for PDP in Re-invention. It kind of sounded cool to me though 

oh, yes, I remember that!

Also, before DWT premiered, there was quite a believable setlist floating around, except it had Flashdance - What a Feeling as the finale song Made absolutely no sense, but I could totally imagine Madonna's version in 2001

[androiduser 2,691]

32 minutes ago, Blue Jean said:

I remember the rumour of pregnant dancing women for PDP in Re-invention. It kind of sounded cool to me though 

oh, and there was a rumor Re-Invention would start in a museum setting, with Madonna all the dancers posing as statues, and each night Madonna would be a different statue, appearing in a different part of the stage. Not really absurd, but not too believable either.

[littlestartman 139]

That she had sex with crucifixes and dogs

[NRMX 5,203]

That she’s using a lot of hats 

and that she’s recording a fun dance album right now 

[sara94 2,492]

I remember that rumor - which was spread by MAGAS, that she kidnapped her adopted children and Malawi would investigate her

[Sheridan1980 1,196]

OMG this topic is pure gold 

The most absurd I remember is that she was losing her hair and become bald because of bleaching her hair. 

[Honey Little 4,479]

That she was planning on inviting Gaga to her concert and was going to shoot her out of a cannon into the outdoor stadium and launch her 100 meters into the audience.

[gst6662000 370]

that she's a satanist which is so far from the truth

[pawn_shop_blues 689]

that she was working with max martin because when in doubt go to work.... nothing shuts down the noise or the naysayers more than being in the creative process 

[Blue Jean 16,361]

That she had a BBL. Come on now, its obviously a battery pack!

[Redha DBL 7,684]

I remember around the time she had given birth to Lourdes, i was in a shop with my parents while on holiday in south of France, and i read an article in a magazine that said she had videos and pics taken during the childbirth/delivery in the hospital room and that she would make a sex book part 2 with it called "Baby".

Totally chocking lol. 

[Honey Little 4,479]

I still believe that she had something to do with Lies In Your Eyes:

Perhaps she ghost wrote it or something. It’s really mysterious.

 

 

[Andreo 5,782]

That she was going to serve us a freshly revamped remixed greatest hits compilation produced by Stuart in the same style of Confessions for Pride 2021, for some reason 🫥

[Honey Little 4,479]

4 hours ago, gst6662000 said:

that she's a satanist which is so far from the truth

Bruna says hello.

[Pootz333 2,842]

A Batman film with her as Harley Quinn and Howard Stern as The Scarecrow.

Absurd, sure. But I wish she had done shit like that in the 90's.

 

[wtg1987 10,520]

That she made Guy Ritchie get a circumcised 

[Honey Little 4,479]

That she wrote was the voice over for the meow mix commercials

[Inco 10,845]

Take A Bow  - The Last Concert 

[Prayer 15,676]

I remember almost every media outlet and many fans repeating in 2001 that "DWT" would probably be her last big tour (reason: her age).

Cut to 2024 and looking back it was only going to be her 5th tour of a total of 12!

This woman. Proving everyone wrong since 1982.

[Cyberraga 860]

"I don't know what are you talking about. There's no rumors about me" - Madonna in Finally Enough Talk 

[TOpher 955]

9 hours ago, Honey Little said:

That she was planning on inviting Gaga to her concert and was going to shoot her out of a cannon into the outdoor stadium and launch her 100 meters into the audience.

Missed opportunity 

[Celebration 1,407]

5 hours ago, Honey Little said:

I still believe that she had something to do with Lies In Your Eyes:

Perhaps she ghost wrote it or something. It’s really mysterious.

 

 

Wouldn't it be cool if the song appeared as a hidden track on a future deluxe edition of Like A Virgin, and after the song she says: Yup, that WAS me!

(But no. I've listened to it so many times and I don't think it's her voice on the record...)

[Blue Jean 16,361]

The first single off Madame X would feature guest vocals from Siri