Hello Welcome to McDonna How May I Help You?

[Scottyx 8,779]

Hello?

 McDonna's?

 I have a reservation.

What do you mean it's not in the computer?

[Donna 16,460]

Now, what could be better than a McDonna's Happy meal?
How you want to eat it depends on the meal
You can eat all you want, and you WILL get fat!
Now, where else can you go for a meal like that?

[Scottyx 8,779]

 

PEOPLE magazine April 1985

Interviewer: Thanks for taking time out of your busy day flipping burgers. I see the restaurant is very busy!

Madonna: Yes, it is always like this on Sundays here at McDonna's.

interviewer: That's a real accomplishment. Now, Madonna, can you tell us all how it all came to be?

Madonna: Well, with 35 dollars, I went to New York. I had a dream. I wanted to dance. I wanted to sing. I wanted to sell greasy things. I worked really, opened up a fast food restaurant and my dreams came true. 

Interviewer: Condragulations. Plans for the future?

Madonna: To rule the fast food world and open up locations in Antartica, The North Pole and the Bermuda Triangle.

Interviewer: That is terrific. Good luck in your future endeavors.

Madonna: Thank you, would you like to try my Manuggets?

[maddy1111 1,604]

See which burger you like and I'll have it for you
Come on in to my store, I've got ham and bacon
Don't pretend you're not hungry, I've seen it before
I've got Pepsi and Sprite baby and so much more

Get up out of your seat (Your seat)
Come on up to the drive thru store
I've got big mac and sweets  (So sweet)
Come on up to the front door
I need plenty to eat (eat)
Form a special connection
Just start chewing your food (Your food)
Move on over to me

[Donna 16,460]

Ronald McDonna says it best
"Finger licking good"
Let's put some McRibs to the test:
Can you make a fries without using wood?
Are you still hungry?
Aren't you glad you came?
I'm glad you make Quarter Pounders
I think I'll have a McCrispy with that

[maddy1111 1,604]

It won't be easy, you'll think it strange
When I try to eat all I see
That I still need more after all that I've done
You won't believe me, all you will see is a slim girl you once knew
Although she's dressed up to the nines
At sixes and sevens with you
I had to let it happen, I had to change
Couldn't stay fit all my life down at heel

Looking out of the window, staying out of the sun
So I chose overeating, eating around trying everything new
But no vegetable impressed me at all
I never expected it to

Don't cry for me, uneaten tortila
The truth is, I never left you
All through my hungry days, my mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

[Donna 16,460]

I will always have you, inside of me
Even though you're gone
Fries still carries on
Fries, inside of me

I keep three Big Macs
Next to my bed at night
And when I wake up hungry
I know I'll find you there
Ready to be devoured by me

[Donna 16,460]

Like a McDonna
Eaten for the very first time
Like a McDonna
When your stomach growls next to mine

Gonna give you all my fries, boy
My McFlurry is going fast
Been saving it all for you 'cause only your Sausage McGriddles can last
You're so delicious and you're mine
Make me weak, yeah you make me fat, oh, your McFlurry thawed out
Yeah, your McFlurry thawed out what was frozen and cold

[Donna 16,460]

Let me introduce to you a new character joining the McDonna crew: McGambler!  A Non-gendered character who we will reveal #mcsoon.  Meanwhile enjoy 'their' theme song:

 

[Would You Like To Try 8,346]

9 minutes ago, McDonna said:

Let me introduce to you a new character joining the McDonna crew: McGambler!  A Non-gendered character who we will reveal #mcsoon.  Meanwhile enjoy 'their' themse song:

 

Stomach fits McDonna's so go in!

Thats what the marketing team said to me

Pregnancy Craves fits mother so hold your hunger tight

That's what my future could see

 

[Rocco Comelon 5,257]

1 hour ago, ScottyX said:

Hello?

 McDonna's?

 I have a reservation.

What do you mean it's not in the computer?

This cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Rocco Comelon 5,257]

What's great about McDonna is they're also serving Fried Fish

 

[schumakg86 619]

9 hours ago, McDonna said:

You mean... "I'm Lovin' it".  🍔🍟🍦🍗🥤🥓

I'm L-U-V'in it.

[Rebel Hugo 17,057]

WTF is this thread???!!! 

[Donna 16,460]

8 minutes ago, Rebel Hugo said:

WTF is this thread???!!! 

Only spreading McL-u-v-in in this thread!!

[Robertthenurse 2,919]

2 hours ago, McDonna said:

I want to eat you in Paris
I want to hold your fries in Rome
I want to run naked in McDonnas
Make love in a PlayPlace cross-country
You put this McMuffin in me
So now what, so now what?

Screaming

[Robertthenurse 2,919]

1 hour ago, McDonna said:

Let me introduce to you a new character joining the McDonna crew: McGambler!  A Non-gendered character who we will reveal #mcsoon.  Meanwhile enjoy 'their' theme song:

 

Boo you are on a roll...literally laughing wholeheartedly -- thank you McDonna thank you

[Robertthenurse 2,919]

This is literally the best thread rn

[survivalartist 6,480]

Say which burger you like and
I’ll have it for you
Drive on thru at my store
I’ve got fast food galore
Don’t pretend you’re not hungry
You’re ready to eat
Come on down to my store cause
I’ve got the pink meat
Get up out of your seat (seat)
So I can mop up the floor 
Something sweet and sticky (so sweet)
Spilled over by the front door
I’ve got plenty of heat (heat)
Hold the pickle for me

I’ll be your one stop (one stop)
Burger shop 

[Robertthenurse 2,919]

Do you wanna come over?

I've got a good bake shop.

Are you drinking or eating, hold the pickles, doesn't matter yes you can.

Do you feel alright? I told you, you shouldn't...I know just what you're waiting for.

Now her temperatures rising, there's too much heat, there's vomit on the floor.

The McRiddler is here, you don't have to have no fear -- I don't know what else you'd be waiting for.

You like McRibs? YEAH! Cuz everybody---liked ---the---pizza. Let's get this started...the McGriddles are hesitating--cuz the McMuffin just won't do.

Haven't I eaten somewhere like this before?

This looks familiar..you wanna eat? Ha ha ha YEAH...

I guess I just dont recognize you without any pickles on. What are you waiting for?

[BuggedOut 4,122]

11 hours ago, Blue Jean said:

Best thread since MaDonut on Nation

But there’s nothing funny in this thread?

Someone’s trying too hard.

[Robertthenurse 2,919]

3 minutes ago, BuggedOut said:

But there’s nothing funny in this thread?

Someone’s trying too hard.

What do you mean? 🥲

[BuggedOut 4,122]

7 minutes ago, Robertthenurse said:

What do you mean? 🥲

I just figured out why I don’t think these posts are funny lol 

Someone’s in dire need of attention.

I can’t go any further than that. I wasn’t referring to you, though. 

[Ayham 5,485]

[Donna 16,460]

2 minutes ago, Ayham said:

No no, it's "What the McL-u-v-in?"