Transcription of spoken parts of the show

[Ekans 989]

I’m basically looking for what the title says. Has anyone stumbled upon any of those? Especially Bob’s parts, like the intro skit, Fever interlude, Vogue and Bitch I’m Madonna, and also the LFL Interlude which is spoken by Prince (?).

Pls help a non native English speaker 🙃

[androiduser 2,521]

22 minutes ago, Ekans said:

 the LFL Interlude which is spoken by Prince (?).

 

just noticed that the spoken part is taken from his song "Let's Go Crazy"

Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today
To get through this thing called life
Electric word life, it means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you, there's something else
The afterworld, a world of never ending happiness
You can always see the sun, day or night

[androiduser 2,521]

@missberic transcribed the opening monologue in another thread:

(Material Girl instrumental)

"Ladies and gentleman, theys and thems! Half of y'all waited a loooong time for this one. Some of y'all have waited about 40 years for this, as a matter of fact. Now, it's currently 2023 but let's take a step back, shall we? In fact, let's go aaall the way back. The year is 1978, the place is New York City, the GREATEST. CITY. IN THE WORLD! And little did they know that the biggest and brightest star was actually in their way, it's true. Picture it. She's 19 years old and she just landed in LaGuardia Airport, Queens, with 35 dollars. Here's 35 bucks, use this to become a star. And not just some star, you need to become the undisputable Queen of Pop! Well, ask yourself when did you first fall in love with her? Did you start dressing like her when you first watched Lucky Star? Did you steal your grandmother's rosary and a black pair of lace gloves? Or maybe you were outraged when the Vatican tried to shut her down when she simulated masturbation on the Blond Ambition Tour? I know! Maybe you gagged when she kissed Britney Spears on live TV during the VMAs!"

("Look it up!")

"I know some of you went crazy when she showed these bitches how to do a halftime Super Bowl show. Now, she taught us a lot over the years, it's true. She taught us how to dance."

("What are you looking at?")

"She taught us how to express ourselves."

("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!")

"She taught us how to party."

("Bitch I'm Madonna")

"And she taught us how to fuck!"

(music stops)

"And tonight I need you all to turn up because this is not just a show, this is not just a concert, this is not just a party... IT'S A CELEBRATION, BITCHEEEEES!"

[RUADJAI 15,147]

Please help an English speaker hear what bob says when dressed as Dita... It's so mumbled. 

[Frank 42,947]

1 hour ago, RUADJAI said:

Please help an English speaker hear what bob says when dressed as Dita... It's so mumbled. 

Something like this:

Oh! The 90's! The time of innocence, the time when people actually had to go out and meet one another. Making an effort to have a relationship was the norm, not the exception. In those days, if you wanted to make friends you had to put yourself out there, attend social events, and be open to meeting new friends. And if you wanted to find love, well, you had to put yourself in situations where you could meet someone who you could actually [...]. [...] let's not forget about hooking up in the 90's: you actually had to make an effort for someone, show them why they should choose you.

[Honey Little 4,174]

On 12/30/2023 at 6:40 PM, Frank said:

Something like this:

Oh! The 90's! The time of innocence, the time when people actually had to go out and meet one another. Making an effort to have a relationship was the norm, not the exception. In those days, if you wanted to make friends you had to put yourself out there, attend social events, and be open to meeting new friends. And if you wanted to find love, well, you had to put yourself in situations where you could meet someone who you could actually [...]. [...] let's not forget about hooking up in the 90's: you actually had to make an effort for someone, show them why they should choose you.

I love this.

[mirtillo 1,933]

IDISIF Transcription, please!

[Leomacae 15]

What about in the Everybody intro? Can someone please transcribe it?

[mirtillo 1,933]

On 5/2/2024 at 1:14 AM, Leomacae said:

What about in the Everybody intro? Can someone please transcribe it?

speaks Bob?!

[Nicmag 560]

On 12/30/2023 at 10:40 PM, Frank said:

Something like this:

Oh! The 90's! The time of innocence, the time when people actually had to go out and meet one another. Making an effort to have a relationship was the norm, not the exception. In those days, if you wanted to make friends you had to put yourself out there, attend social events, and be open to meeting new friends. And if you wanted to find love, well, you had to put yourself in situations where you could meet someone who you could actually [...]. [...] let's not forget about hooking up in the 90's: you actually had to make an effort for someone, show them why they should choose you.

Now that we can hear it more clearly (if that's possible despite all the intentional glitches), I think I can hear "someone who you could actually have sex with". What do you think, guys?

[Fabiolous 5,513]

56 minutes ago, Nicmag said:

Now that we can hear it more clearly (if that's possible despite all the intentional glitches), I think I can hear "someone who you could actually have sex with". What do you think, guys?

"Dance with"?

[Leomacae 15]

11 hours ago, mirtillo said:

speaks Bob?!

Yeah. The speech starting with "Day's a hot one in the city tonight...", but can't quite grasp all of it.

[Nicmag 560]

On 4/17/2024 at 11:16 AM, mirtillo said:

IDISIF Transcription, please!

Please, feel free to correct/change anything that's wrong. I've also been researching who said every bit. Most of the reporters I don't know. Once again, any correction is more than welcome. Enjoy!

[Madonna:] I'm here because I wanted to talk to you about us and all that we've been through. I wanted to talk about me and you. I remember when we first met. You didn't know who you were yet. I didn't know who I was. We grew up together. You've never had more fun with anyone else. I'll always love you.

[Fan 1:] She's fresh and she's new.

[Fan 2:] She's gorgeous, she can dance, she can do everything.

[Fan 3:] Sexy! Sexy!

[Reporter 1:] She's your angel.

[Reporter 2:] Madonna.

[Reporter 3:] A lot of the younger people really identifies with the way she looks and the way she dresses.

[Reporter 4:] As hot as Madonna is, there are still those who question her talent.

[Reporter 5:] Today's obsession could become yesterday's news.

[Madonna:] I want longevity as a human being. I want to last forever.

[Reporter 6:] For more than four decades, Madonna has broken barriers.

[Various reporters:] Madonna... Madonna... Madonna... Madonna...

[Madonna:] If they call you shocking, scandalous, dangerous,... I'm your worst nightmare.

[Forrest Sawyer:] She is certainly controversial. She is also certainly popular.

[Madonna:] Do I have to listen to this?

[Forrest Sawyer:] It has become virtually a seasonal affair. The weather changes, and there's a new Madonna controversy.

[Madonna:] I'm your worst nightmare.♫ I found love, I found something new. We live between life and death. It's our gipsy blood. ♫ See? I get what I want.

[Cher:] She's mean.

[Ariana Grande:] She was just really sweet and just very nice and she's the coolest ever.

[Madonna:] I did too. I never said that.

[José Xtravaganza:] I love it when she's mean.

[Madonna:] What an asshole...

[Betty Friedan:] I think her appeal is that she is feminine, she is herself, she is sexual, but she's strong.

[Madonna:] I was chained to my desire. I do everything by my own volition, I'm in charge.

[Peter van der Vorst:] What's the worst thing about being famous then?

[Madonna:] That you have to answer stupid questions.

[Beyoncé:] I felt like, you know, I wanted to follow the footsteps of Madonna and be a powerhouse and have my own empire.

[Madonna:] I like the way that sounds.

[Jane Pratt:] Is there anything you would have traded all that for?

[Madonna:] Yes. A mother. ♫ I don't search, I find ♫ I feel like God, I feel like shit. The paradox, an even split. Anger fuels a lot of what I do. I'm angry about the sexism in this world. I'm angry about racism. I'm angry about homophobia. I'm angry about the injustices of life. There are no rules if you're a boy.

[Betty Friedan:] She's strong.

[Madonna:] If you're a girl, you have to play the game. Fuck it! (Finally... Finally...) You'll be criticised, you'll be vilified, because to age is a sin. I think the most controversial thing I've ever done is to stick around.

[Leomacae 15]

What does Bob say at the end of the "Vogue" intro? "I'll see you..." and what else?

[rlittler81 1,603]

58 minutes ago, Leomacae said:

What does Bob say at the end of the "Vogue" intro? "I'll see you..." and what else?

"I'll see you at the function!"

[Leomacae 15]

27 minutes ago, rlittler81 said:

"I'll see you at the function!"

Thanks a bunch!

[mirtillo 1,933]

I would like Bob's Speach during ballroom's Vogue. Thanks

[Educinema 9]

Could someone willingly create a text document transcribing the spoken parts of the show? I don't speak English and I would like to create a PT-BR subtitle.