The Rebel Heart Tour 2015-2016

[Skin Bruno 2,815]

We talk about what you say too.  It's all rumors anyway.

Yeah! But I think that after many changing at his set list everytime, we can't call them rumors anymore

[Juan of Arc 69]

ILLUMINATIX CONFIRMED FIRST SECTION OF TOUR

 

[UnapologeticBear 127]

I think someone should leak the rehearsal

why not-  everything else from this era has leaked.

[SimonVenekeo 1,894]

why not- everything else from this era has leaked.

Or get delayed.

[moloko 2,673]

ILLUMINATIX CONFIRMED FIRST SECTION OF TOUR

 

this pic is just a random old picture from internet :D

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/447686019182757416/

[Juan of Arc 69]

N.O.M confirmed samurai section

[Angelo 5,799]

N.O.M confirmed samurai section

...............................................

[mr00mister 898]

... samurai.

 

... really.

[devilpray 2,387]

my insider just confirmed the anal bleaching section

 

songs:

S.E.X

Material Girl

Inside Out

Skin

[SimonVenekeo 1,894]

my insider just confirmed the anal bleaching sectionsongs:S.E.XMaterial GirlInside OutSkin

Tbh I REALLY thought that S.E.X./Waiting/Did You Do It? would make a great medley.

[devilpray 2,387]

Tbh I REALLY thought that S.E.X./Waiting/Did You Do It? would make a great medley.

 

did you do it is an interlude showing anuses

[SimonVenekeo 1,894]

did you do it is an interlude showing anuses

*insert the SEX book photo of Madonna squatting over a mirror*

[groovyguy 63,862]

I'd luv it if the first section really is SAMURAI and inspired by The Headless Samurai https://www.threadless.com/product/2762/The_Headless_Samurai

 

On Aug 6, Arianne Phillips posted the wall of inspiration where you can see the samurai, the burqa, a long coat with a hat ...

[groovyguy 63,862]

https://instagram.com/p/66p1-Wyxjr/?taken-by=super_hero_tony

Excellent advice from our catering Mascot. Madonna "Rebel â¤ Heart" Tour rehearsal.

[Yung Rapunxel 2,176]

Art Deco must be from Crazy 30's

[Skin Bruno 2,815]

this pic is just a random old picture from internet :D

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/447686019182757416/

 

LOL

[groovyguy 63,862]

http://www.newnownext.com/13-things-you-need-to-do-to-prepare-for-madonnas-rebel-heart-tour/08/2015/?utm=share_twitter

13 Things You Need To Do To Prepare For Madonna’s “Rebel Heart†Tour

Because The Queen deserves your very best.

 

by James Pombo 6h ago

 

Madonna launches her Rebel Heart on September 9. Are you going? Congratulations, you’re a “Lucky Star.†Seeing the queen in concert is enough to make anyone feel like they’re on “Holiday,†but “Keep It Together†or you won’t “Live to Tellâ€! (Okay, we’ll stop now.)

 

 

A Madonna concert is serious business, and one must be prepared: To help you on your journey, we’ve got a handy checklist of things to do before you go.

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Watch Every Madonna Music Video Ever

 

That’s right, all 68. From “Everybody†to “Bitch, I’m Madonna.†NO SKIPPING! This will take about five and a half hours, so set aside an afternoon, mute your ringtone and fire up theYouTube. You don’t want to be caught off guard when someone references “Dear Jessie†and you can’t remember what color the elephants were… PINK! They were PINK! Know the facts.

 

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Take A Cardio Dance Class

 

Preferably one at Hard Candy Fitness, Madonna’s own luxury gym franchise. Seriously, they offer classes “based on the workouts that Madonna does every day, and on choreography from her music videos and tours.†Not that you don’t know all the routines by heart already. This is really about conditioning your body to last all night. Who wants to poop out by intermission?

 

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Take A Self-Defense Class

 

While you’re working on your fitness and dance moves, learn how to defend yourself from rabid stans. An arena packed with gay men, bachelorette parties, drag queens, and tween girls is a dangerous place. Be prepared and do whatever you have to do to survive and “Die Another Day.â€

 

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Chill The Wine

 

 

Girl, this is going to be everything. Plan your party favors and stock up. Tickets can cost as much as $360, so you’ll want to show up buzzed to avoid a $20 beer at the concession stand. Don’t forget to save a glass or two to settle your nerves when you get home.

 

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Console Your Friends

 

 

Not everyone has the means or availability to make it to see Her Madgesty. They’re called peasants, and it is your duty to console* them in their time of need (*rub it in.) Tell them she’ll tour again, tell them they aren’t missing out on much, and promise them to call facetime them during their favorite song. (Don’t, though, that shit’s annoying. Say there was no reception.)

 

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Download Grindr (Again)

 

If you don’t already have a (or every) hookup app, this is the time to get one. You are guaranteed to meet your future husband and/or the best sex of your life in that stadium. Literally hundreds of homosexuals will be zero feet away from you. Cast a wide net, but remember only to check your messages when the queen is not present on stage. She hates to be ignored.

 

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Have A Madonna Movie Viewing Party

 

 

Madonna has appeared in 22 feature films, that’s roughly two days of uninterrupted viewing. Make this easy on yourself, start with Truth Or Dare, and end with A League Of Their Own. We promise not to tell if you nap during Vision Quest, Blue In The Face, Die Another Day and Girl 6. Those are cameos. DO NOT sleep during I Am Because We Are. She’ll be pissed.

 

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Study Kabbalah

 

 

Actually, Madonna requests that you study ALL religions and cultures so you have a fully informed view of the world around you.

 

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Get Into An Insta-Feud

 

 

This should only take about ten minutes, max. Get it out of the way now. We’ll help. Step one: Proceed to mother’s Instagram page. Step two: Find a hater. Step three: Let them have it. Know that somewhere in a castle in the English countryside, Madonna is reading the comments in a bubblebath, smiling.

 

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Update Your Emergency Contacts

 

 

Because, bitch, you just might die. Literally die. Have you seen Madonna in concert before? This might be too much for your nervous system to take. Make sure you have a living will, and are wearing you’re medic-alert bracelet if applicable. Remember to drink plenty of water before, during, and after the concert.

 

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Go On Vocal Rest

 

 

Madonna would do it for you. If you’re not screaming loud enough, she won’t know you’re there. If Madge doesn’t know you’re there, how is she going to single you out as her loudest, greatest fan that ever lived, init you backstage, adopt you, and and love you more than anyone else in the world? Think about it…

 

[*]

Speak With A British Accent

 

 

Just for a little while.

 

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Be A Total Diva

 

Go ahead, we’re giving you permission. Just this once. Have a meltdown, put it down sharply, go 100% #NoFilter. Do whatever you have to do. This is your moment. You have Madonna tickets. If anyone questions your behavior, the reply is always, “Sure, when a straight man does it, he’s being assertive. When a gay man or a woman does it, they’re being a bitch.†No one can touch this answer. Here’s a supercut of Madonna’s diva moments to inspire you. Godspeed.

[groovyguy 63,862]

https://instagram.com/p/67uijHSxoP/

super_hero_tony 

Madonna "Rebel Heart" tour rehearsals. This is itâ—Where it all happensâ—unfortunately I am not permitted to show you inside but if we could harness the energy in this space we wouldn't need electricity for a year‼ So much happening so quickly now I can't type it fast enough. A lot of emotions and updates so please stand by......less than 2 weeks now.....âŒâ­•

 

[devilpray 2,387]

"If Madge doesn’t know you’re there, how is she going to single you out as her loudest, greatest fan that ever lived, init you backstage, adopt you, and and love you more than anyone else in the world? Think about it…"

 

I screamed ADOPT ME during Like a Virgin and she wasnt very happy about it tbh

[stefo 6,703]

... maybe it was too much 

[groovyguy 63,862]

https://instagram.com/p/68_ndKGlAb/?taken-by=ariannephillips

41m

ariannephillipsThe sparkle closet where we keep our stash of magic @swarovski . #rebelhearttour dress rehearsals in full effect @vmramshur my costume shop manager and all around kick ass chief she manages the sewing room and all things bling . Valerie is an accomplished Broadway costume designer in her own right Valerie comes with a master degree from NYU theater dept. I have the most highly educated costume dept. ever . With 8 other people in my dept. at #rebelheartcostumes who all possess masters degrees in Costume Design they bring their talent & expertise in helping me realize the costumes for @madonna and The Rebel Heart tour . I am humbled and proud of my team.

The dedication , long hours , lack of sleep, ingenuity ,positive attitudes and all around awesomeness make going to work everyday a great privilege and SO much fun !!! Rebel hearts unite â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸

 

[groovyguy 63,862]

https://instagram.com/p/6818ULmlCs/?taken-by=ariannephillips

ariannephillips Friday nite fever #workwerk #rehearsals @simon_says___ @robscheppy #rebelâ¤ï¸ #rebelhearttour #rebelheartfamily

[groovyguy 63,862]

sneak peak from dress rehearsal @ https://instagram.com/p/69CYKQmEap/?taken-by=madonna  

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madonnaLess than 2 weeks bitches â¤#rebelhearttour

 

also posted by Arianne Phillips

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ariannephillipsIt's PRADA bitches@prada #sneakpeak #rebelhearttour#rebelheartcostumes #rehearsals#rebel⤠@madonna #bossrepost â­â­ @ https://instagram.com/p/69Lo2DmlB9/

 

[stefo 6,703]

Ok I'm actually getting mad now: SHE IS SO CUTE!!

[mr00mister 898]

I screamed ADOPT ME during Like a Virgin and she wasnt very happy about it tbh

 

why would you do something like that!?