List 10 Madonna Songs you consider her WORST?

[Tony Fortin 1,788]

Incredible

B-Day Song

Autotune Baby

Spanish Lesson

Superstar

Bitch I'm Madonna (feat. Nicki Minaj)

Funana

Some Girls

Give It 2 Me

Give Me All Your Luvin'

 

 

[Tony Fortin 1,788]

until 2008 there is no stench

[Leandro Gomes 276]

Autotune Baby

Incredible

Pretender

Superstar

Think of me

Jimmy Jimmy

Funana

Some Girls

Cry baby

B-Day song

[Renato Iodice 128]

Well, as far as her 80s, 90s and 00s I don't think there's a song that I actively hate: I find tracks such as To Have And Not To Hold or Little Star flat and boring, but not "bad"... also, a Cry Baby or a Love Makes etc etc could be cheesy, but I prefer ignoring them.

My "hatred" is actually directed at her last three albums, in particular:

Love Spent;

Masterpiece;

Some Girls;

I Don't Give A;

I'm a Sinner;

Wash All Over Me (album version);

Holy Water;

Graffiti Heart;

Future;

Medellin.

But I actually dislike the majority of MDNA, Rebel Heart and Madame X; some good/fine tracks here and there, but frankly that's all... the 10s were a disaster.

 

 

[wtg1987 10,169]

I forgot about auto tune baby and hey you 😂😂 should have included those instead of Love tried to welcome me - although hey you does have a nice melody but that baby cry in auto tune I never want to hear again 🤢

[maddy1111 1,602]

12 minutes ago, wtg1987 said:

I forgot about auto tune baby and hey you 😂😂 should have included those instead of Love tried to welcome me - although hey you does have a nice melody but that baby cry in auto tune I never want to hear again 🤢

Until this day, I cannot understand how anyone could have such a stupid idea to merge a voice of a baby with Auto-Tune, and then even decided, hell yeah, this is a great song for Madonna! 

Life is a total mystery sometimes... 

[fauxswan 257]

Cherish x5

Hey You x5

Just really corny songs, especially when you consider the fact the woman who sang them isn't corny at all.

Edited August 18, 2023 by Joan Rivers (see edit history)

[TheGoth 499]

These are the 10 I can't stand.

Vulgar

Dark Ballet

Come Alive

God Control

Crazy

Medellin

Sex

Bitch I'm Madonna

Turn Off the Radio

Dance 2 Nite

 

[Blue Jean 15,254]

Can’t wait to hear some of these gems on the Celebration tour

[Ayham 5,483]

16 hours ago, Voguerista said:

 Sancturary

Take A Bow (But I loveeeee the video)

Secret Garden

 

[Ayham 5,483]

Ok so here’s my list… (80’s none singles not included)

- Autotune Baby

- Autotune Baby

- Autotune Baby

- Autotune Baby

- Incredible

- Incredible

- B-Day Song

- B-Day Song

- Superstar

- Cherish

[Ayham 5,483]

1 hour ago, LoveSong said:

These are the 10 I can't stand.

Vulgar

[Ayham 5,483]

15 hours ago, Brendanlovesu1 said:

Champagne Rose

[Nowheretohide 249]

Not in particular order....

Bitch, I'm Madonna

Bitch, I'm Loca

Superstar

Best Friend

Champagne rosé

GMAYL

Unapologetic bitch

Spanish lessons

Love makes the world go round

Medellin

 

[TOpher 898]

 Vulgar

 Future

 Batuka

- Come Alive

 S.E.X

 Holy Water

Body Shop

 Bday Song

 Bitch I’m Madonna

Funana

Honourable Mentions:

Killers who are partying, Looking for Mercy, unapologetic bitch, Superstar, Give me all your lovin, Gang Bang, Spanish Lesson, incredible, heartbeat, I’m so stupid, did you do it, cry baby, Shoo be doo, Hey You, Material Gurl, auto tune baby

[Riccardo1975 834]

15 hours ago, gst6662000 said:

cant really listen to any songs from HARD CANDY , MDNA albums.... cringy

...can't really listen to many songs from "American Life" and "Madame X" albums

[Would You Like To Try 8,346]

Incredible personally was way too long needed to be edited

Jimmy Jimmy is a bop

[Pootz333 2,691]

3/4 of Madame X

Hey You

History

Girl Gone Wild

Heartbeat

 

[Voguerista 11,815]

1 hour ago, Ayham said:

I forgot about Vulgar and Popular. They are way worse than my three you quoted. 😂😂😂

[Sultrysully 2,865]

10 hours ago, Renato Iodice said:

Well, as far as her 80s, 90s and 00s I don't think there's a song that I actively hate: I find tracks such as To Have And Not To Hold or Little Star flat and boring, but not "bad"... also, a Cry Baby or a Love Makes etc etc could be cheesy, but I prefer ignoring them.

My "hatred" is actually directed at her last three albums, in particular:

Love Spent;

Masterpiece;

Some Girls;

I Don't Give A;

I'm a Sinner;

Wash All Over Me (album version);

Holy Water;

Graffiti Heart;

Future;

Medellin.

But I actually dislike the majority of MDNA, Rebel Heart and Madame X; some good/fine tracks here and there, but frankly that's all... the 10s were a disaster.

 

 

TBH Madonna's latest recordings were more sophisticated than traditional or most current pop music and very message oriented.  I love most of MDNA, Rebel Heart and Madame X.  There is a lot of sincerity and art in those neighborhoods.  I would take those three albums over an album like Like a Virgin any day.  Some songs should not have happened but there was so much music during each of the eras that a couple of songs really is not an issue.  

[Drownedboy 1,676]

Wow , I love many of them, for me it´s the whole Madame x except for maybe 4 songs lol.

[ErickInTheZone 392]

Autotune Baby

Funana

B-Day Song

I Fucked Up

Superstar

Bitch I'm Madonna

Back That Up (MX version, I have always been fond of the 2015 demo)

Love Song

Did You Do It

Forbidden Love 2005 (sorry, I know it's normally liked by fans but I can't stand this track and it bothers me it gets all the love while the 94 one falls into forgetness and I love it)

 

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I have a theory that Madonna does know in fact when she records a bad song and then she makes it a point to release it as a way to irritate people, because it's hard to believe the same person who once produced and recorded gems such as Papa Don't Preach, LAP, Erotica, ROL, Music, HU, etc, also thinks that B-Day Song is good enough to be on an album. Plus, until the 00s she had a few boring songs sometimes but during this last decade, whenever she set herself to record a bad song, she really put in a lot of hard work to it, I even imagine her thought when she was doing Autotune Baby "Oh it's still not bad enough, let's try it harder"

[ErickInTheZone 392]

I think we can all agree that Autotube Baby is her all time worst song

[Donna 16,443]

11 minutes ago, ErickInTheZone said:

I have a theory that Madonna does know in fact when she records a bad song and then she makes it a point to release it as a way to irritate people, because it's hard to believe the same person who once produced and recorded gems such as Papa Don't Preach, LAP, Erotica, ROL, Music, HU, etc, also thinks that B-Day Song is good enough to be on an album. Plus, until the 00s she had a few boring songs sometimes but during this last decade, whenever she set herself to record a bad song, she really put in a lot of hard work to it, I even imagine her thought when she was doing Autotune Baby "Oh it's still not bad enough, let's try it harder"

Sorry, I don't buy she releases a song if she knows it is bad.  I think at the time, she has a special connection to it or  has an experience while recording it that may not be agreeable to some fans.  A song like B-Day Song is surely something she doesn't expect people to take too seriously.  Over time, any artist can look back and realize, maybe the song was as good as they thought.  Artists usually have a connection with a lot of their arts that even their fans can't understand.  There is no way, she is purposely trying to make songs worse as well. Like mentioned, she has some connection to it that her fans and the public may not understand. I can agree it's hard to think what that may be for a song like "Autotune Baby", but as an artist I can see a connection to it that maybe others can't comprehend. 

[CYSMM 673]

1. Autotune Baby

2. Champagne Rosé

3. Funana

4. Love Song

5. Did You Do It?