BuggedOut 4,122 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 3 minutes ago, Fabiolous said: ? I didn't say anything, just corrected it Just ignore. dylanlioncourt and deathproof 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathproof 10,608 Posted June 4, 2023 Author Share Posted June 4, 2023 3 hours ago, Aiwa08 said: Errr… No. My ex-boyfriend had a thick dick, almost the diameter of a Coke can, and it was too short. It was a nightmare to handle it properly. They have a ointment for that BuggedOut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiwa08 16,217 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 19 minutes ago, deathproof said: They have a ointment for that to lengthen? The problem was how short it was, not how thick. And believe, it was extremely thick but very short. Please don’t make me go into detail and be explicit. BuggedOut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggedOut 4,122 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 8 minutes ago, Aiwa08 said: to lengthen? The problem was how short it was, not how thick. And believe, it was extremely thick but very short. Please don’t make me go into detail and be explicit. Pics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiwa08 16,217 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 11 minutes ago, BuggedOut said: Pics! I wish, but in 1997 there were no mobile phones that could take pictures. I only dated him for 9 months BuggedOut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donna 16,455 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 3 minutes ago, Aiwa08 said: I wish, but in 1997 there were no mobile phones that could take pictures. That's unfortunate. You could have educated so many here tonight. LOL!! Aiwa08 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymad 10,385 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 I feel so late to the party, has everybody else heard this track lolol what's happening. And just to inset something to go along with the theme of this thread, I like dicks. Very much so. Why do we not have M giving head to a bottle emoji? Donna and BuggedOut 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donna 16,455 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 8 minutes ago, Andymad said: I feel so late to the party, has everybody else heard this track lolol what's happening. And just to inset something to go along with the theme of this thread, I like dicks. Very much so. Why do we not have M giving head to a bottle emoji? Ha.. I agree. I'm so looking for innapropriate emojis custom to the forum, but it's so PG-24... I'd say 13, but those who act older than that are easily offended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland Barthes 5,850 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 i like the lyrics, it's really about supporting Sam Smith and through them, people who recognize themself in him, it's like people call them vulgar and other names and to fight against them and feel empowered they pretend they are Madonna and turns out, she really is on their side and will split your banana if you attack them (I think this should have been the lyrics to Bitch I'm Madonna to make it better). It's something a lot of us experienced and did (without Madonna being directly involved, sadly). (Gosh, i had to go back and correct all the pronouns in this) PS : Thick and short dicks really are the worst. Aiwa08 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EgoRod 5,451 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 11 hours ago, Jackie said: My bottom hurts just thinking about it - Madonna, Hanky Panky, 1989 I always thought that was a Mother Theresa's quote Jackie, Ziploc and BuggedOut 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EgoRod 5,451 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 9 hours ago, tscott said: Here's an interesting question... do you think after hearing a number of times you could like it. I ask because while I prefer Popular over this one, I still enjoy it. But in the past, I recall hearing songs I couldn't stand and then found myself liking them at some point. One song in particular comes to mind. I completely detested "You Oughta Know" by Alanis, but years later I found a new appreciation for it. Of course, that song Vulgar are world's apart when it comes to lyrics and a great song, but I've had other experiences with songs that didn't really have a lot of substance. It's strange how within time how songs can affect you differently. That's what its called the "familiarity principle' and I referred to it about how leaks like this, along with teasers, media sharing push interest and makes you like something after being exposed to it. "The mere-exposure effect posits that repeated exposure to a stimulus increases perceptual fluency, the ease with which a stimulus can be processed. Perceptual fluency, in turn, increases positive affect. Studies showed that repeated exposure increases perceptual fluency, confirming positive affect in autobiographical memory and perceptual learning a finding supported in later studies." It's fascinating and you can see how it applies to so many factors in our lives. Aiwa08, BuggedOut and Donna 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EgoRod 5,451 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 20 Fingers followed up with a much vulgar " Lick It" I was puzzled when I moved to London and I only heard the radio version of Short Dick Man: Short Short Man, so stupid https://www.discogs.com/release/1929185-20-Fingers-Featuring-Gillette-Short-Short-Man Redha DBL, BuggedOut, Donna and 1 other 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyStern 11 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 OMG I'm new here, what a GREAT moment to show up, 2 new songs! this is a VERY GOOD PLACE TO START jesus, xavier, Jackie and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redha DBL 7,349 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 4 hours ago, EgoRod said: 20 Fingers followed up with a much vulgar " Lick It" I was puzzled when I moved to London and I only heard the radio version of Short Dick Man: Short Short Man, so stupid https://www.discogs.com/release/1929185-20-Fingers-Featuring-Gillette-Short-Short-Man I was a huge 20 Fingers fan when i was a teen ! They were my fav dance band at the time ! I loved everything, the music was Amazing, the sexual lyrics, the voices and attitude of their different vocalist girls etc... When i heard and seen "Short dick man" for the first time i really loved the whole package, the very good beat, ans Gilette was fuckin cool. Then "Lick it" with Roula and that track was my absolute jam ! Then i got the cd single of "Mr personnality" from Gilette and there was that bloody amazing 20 fingers version of the track, "The ugly mix" which sounds like a sequel to "Short dick man" and "Lick it". Finally i got my hands on the full 20 fingers album and i was just on the moon cause there was a couple of non-singles tracks that were really good like "Sex machine"... I often play "Short dick man" and sometimes i blend it with "Lick it" during my set at work and the crowd reaction is always amazing, always a hit and never a miss. As soon as people hear the first beats of "Short dick man" you can be sure they bring their asses on the dancefloor, and when i play "Lick it" everyone's chanting "Boom balalalala boom" together ! Still works wonder in clubs 27 years later. I'd secretly love M to sample "Lick it" 😂 There was a rumor about it a couple of years ago but turns out i was false... EgoRod, PlayPause and Aiwa08 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 42,520 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 13 hours ago, tscott said: Here you go. Let's do a sing-a-long... [Intro: Sam Smith, Madonna] Vulgar Mm [Verse 1: Sam Smith, Sam Smith & Madonna] You know you're beautiful when they call you vulgar I do what I wanna, I go when I gotta I'm sexy, I'm free and I feel Uh [Chorus: Sam Smith, Sam Smith & Madonna] Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar [Bridge: Sam Smith, Madonna] It's Sam and Madonna Speak, bitch, and say, "I'll fucking dance" Speak, bitch, and say, "I'll fucking dance" Speak, bitch, and say, "I'll fucking dance" Do you know how to spell my name? [Verse 2: Madonna, Sam Smith & Madonna] Let's get into the groove, you know just what to do Boy, get down on your knees 'cause I am Madonna If you fuck with Sam tonight, you're fucking with me So watch what you say or I'll split your banana We do what we wanna, we say what we gotta We're sexy and free and we're feeling Uh [Chorus: Sam Smith & Madonna] Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar Source: GOOGLE.... if anything is not correct, it's on them. Not me. I've not mastered the lyrics just yet. LOL! This is more or less what i understand [with some corrections added by @Fabiolous]: Vulgar Uh Speak, bitch, and say our fucking names It’s Sam and Madonna Look like i’m dressed to kill, love how I make me feel All black and stripper heels, mood like Madonna ... like I’m in the Louvre, got nothing left to prove You know you're beautiful when they call you vulgar I do what I wanna, I go when I gotta I'm sexy and free and I feel Uh Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar Let’s get into the groove, you know just what to do Boy, get down on your knees ‘cause I am Madonna If you fuck with Sam tonight, you’re fucking with me, alright?! So watch what you say or I’ll split your banana We do what we wanna, we say what we gotta We’re sexy and free and we feel Uh Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar is beautiful, filthy and gorgeous Vulgar will make you dance, don’t need a chorus Say we’re ridiculous, we’ll just go harder Mad and meticulous, Sam and Madonna Speak, bitch, and say our fucking names Speak, bitch, and say our fucking names Speak, bitch, and say our fucking names Do you know how to spell my name? B – I – T – C – H Go fuck yourself You heard me, bitch Say our fucking names! Speak, bitch, and say our fucking names Alex JLR, Donna, PlayPause and 3 others 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiwa08 16,217 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 3 hours ago, EgoRod said: I was puzzled when I moved to London and I only heard the radio version of Short Dick Man: Short Short Man, so stupid https://www.discogs.com/release/1929185-20-Fingers-Featuring-Gillette-Short-Short-Man Is there a radio version without the ‘short short man’? I can't find a radio version with "short dick man" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiwa08 16,217 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 37 minutes ago, Redha DBL said: I use to play "Short dick man" and sometimes i blend it with "Lick it" during my set at work and the crowd reaction is always amazing, always a hit and never a miss. As soon as people hear the first beats of "Short dick man" you can be sure they bring their asses on the dancefloor, and when i play "Lick it" everyone's chanting "Boom balalalala boom" together ! Still works wonder in clubs 27 years later. In Spain was famous the "answer" to short dick man. A rapper singing how big his dick was (in spanish). So clubs always played both versions. EgoRod, BuggedOut and Redha DBL 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabiolous 5,491 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 23 minutes ago, Frank said: This is more or less what i understand: Some corrections: Vulgar Speak, bitch, and say our fucking names It’s Sam and Madonna Look like i’m dressed to kill, love how I make me feel All black and stripper heels, mood like Madonna ..... like I’m in the Louvre, got nothing left to prove You know you're beautiful when they call you vulgar I do what I wanna, I go when I gotta I'm sexy and free and I feel Vulgar Let’s get into the groove, you know just what to do Boy, get down on your knees ‘cause I am Madonna If you fuck with Sam tonight, you’re fucking with me, alright?! So watch what you say or I’ll split your banana We do what we wanna, we say what we gotta We’re sexy and free and we feel Vulgar Vulgar is beautiful, filthy and gorgeous Vulgar will make you dance, don’t need a chorus Say we’re ridiculous, we’ll just go harder Mad and meticulous, Sam and Madonna Speak, bitch, and say our fucking names Speak, bitch, and say our fucking names Speak, bitch, and say our fucking names Do you know how to spell my name? B - I - T - C - H Go fuck yourself You heard me, bitch Say our fucking names! Speak, bitch, and say our fucking names Aiwa08, Frank and Mden 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabiolous 5,491 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 The only word that's not clear is what he says before "like I'm in the Louvre". I know it's not "bitch" because "bitch like I'm in the Louvre" makes no sense Frank 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EgoRod 5,451 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 39 minutes ago, Aiwa08 said: Is there a radio version without the ‘short short man’? I can't find a radio version with "short dick man" Na I think all of the 3.16 - 3.20 edits says short short even when they name them Short dick man. There's an edit about 4 min long from a vinyl without censoring Aiwa08 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EgoRod 5,451 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 45 minutes ago, Frank said: This is more or less what i understand: Vulgar Uh Speak, bitch, and say our fucking names It’s Sam and Madonna Look like i’m just a …, love how I make me feel All black and stripped to heels, move like Madonna Bitch like I’m in the …, got nothing left to prove You know you're beautiful when they call you vulgar I do what I wanna, I go when I gotta I'm sexy and free and I feel Uh Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar Let’s get into the groove, you know just what to do Boy, get down on your knees ‘cause I am Madonna If you fuck with Sam tonight, you’re fucking with me, alright?! So watch what you say or I’ll split your banana We do what we wanna, we say what we gotta We’re sexy and free and we feel Uh Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar Vulgar is beautiful, filthy and gorgeous Vulgar will make you dance, don’t need a chorus Say we’re ridiculous, we’ll just go harder Mad and meticulous, Sam and Madonna Speak, bitch, and say our fucking names Speak, bitch, and say our fucking names Speak, bitch, and say our fucking names Do you know how to spell my name? B – I – T – C – H Go fuck yourself You heard me, bitch Say our fucking names! Speak, bitch, and say our fucking names And that's the RADIO FRIENDLY version Andreo, BuggedOut, Frank and 3 others 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EgoRod 5,451 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Redha DBL said: I was a huge 20 Fingers fan when i was a teen ! They were my fav dance band at the time ! I loved everything, the music was Amazing, the sexual lyrics, the voices and attitude of their different vocalist girls etc... When i heard and seen "Short dick man" for the first time i really loved the whole package, the very good beat, ans Gilette was fuckin cool. Then "Lick it" with Roula and that track was my absolute jam ! Then i got the cd single of "Mr personnality" from Gilette and there was that bloody amazing 20 fingers version of the track, "The ugly mix" which sounds like a sequel to "Short dick man" and "Lick it". Finally i got my hands on the full 20 fingers album and i was just on the moon cause there was a couple of non-singles tracks that were really good like "Sex machine"... I use to play "Short dick man" and sometimes i blend it with "Lick it" during my set at work and the crowd reaction is always amazing, always a hit and never a miss. As soon as people hear the first beats of "Short dick man" you can be sure they bring their asses on the dancefloor, and when i play "Lick it" everyone's chanting "Boom balalalala boom" together ! Still works wonder in clubs 27 years later. I'd secretly love M to sample "Lick it" 😂 There was a rumor about it a couple of years ago but turns out i was false... Mr Personality the Ugly + Underground mix are soo good. Also Underground mix of Lick It PlayPause 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EgoRod 5,451 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 40 minutes ago, Aiwa08 said: In Spain was famous the "answer" to short dick man. A rapper singing how big his dick was (in spanish). So clubs always played both versions. We also had Viciosa: animalinstinct, PlayPause and Aiwa08 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiwa08 16,217 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, EgoRod said: We also had Viciosa Oh... This is really vulgar, but it’s hypnotic and fun. EgoRod 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redha DBL 7,349 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 24 minutes ago, EgoRod said: Mr Personality the Ugly + Underground mix are soo good. Also Underground mix of Lick It The mix you have posted is the one i'm referring to and that i love ! I will check the underground mixes cause i don't think i've ever heard them ! EgoRod 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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